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Wild.Child: Near death experience,
Wild.Child: More like vibe check from Hylia.
HyliaSUckUp: what?
HyliaSUckUp: oh haha funny name guys.
OLDMAN: it’s really great don’t you think?
HyliaSUckUp: no not really.
JELLYBEAN has logged on
JELLYBEAN: Nice name lmao
HyliaSUckUp: not really but sure.
MAKEUPYOURMIND: GIVE THE FUCKING NAME BACK
MAKEUPYOURMIND: I HAVEN’T GOTTEN A SINGLE WINK OF SLEEP YOU BASTARD @Catpain_Wars
Wild.Child: have to ask hyrule for that.
MAKEUPYOURMIND: I’M FUCKING PINGING HIM
MAKEUPYOURMIND: Let’s not bother him?
MAKEUPYOURMIND: FUCK THAT I WANT TO SLEEP @Prec-
MAKEUPYOURMIND: Just let him sleep. He seemed tired yesterday
HyliaSUckUp: im so lost.
COLOUBLINDFURRY has logged on.
COLOURBLINDFURRY: let him sleep or your name won't change.
MAKEUPYOURMIND: FUCK YOU
MAKEUPYOURMIND: I would rather not keep this name so I guess I’ll listen to the colorblind bastard furry, THIS TIME. Next time you won’t be so lucky.
HyliaSUckUp: Who’s the Furry?
COLOURBLINDFURRY: SKY IM NOT A FURRY
HyliaSUckUp: Your name suggests otherwise.
MAKEUPYOURMIND: So you really are a Hylia suck up then?
MAKEUPYOURMIND: That was means
HyliaSUckUP: NO I WAS TALKING TO THE FURRY
MAKEUPYOURMIND: Well by the logic you used you would be a Hylia suck up
OLDMAN: i support this theory
HyliaSUckUP: BUT IM NOT SHUT UP.
COLOUBLINDFURRY: THEN HOW TF AM IF A FURRY
MAKEUPYOURMIND: YOU JUST ARE YA BASTARD
MAKEUPYOURMIND:^^^^^
MAKEUPYOURMIND: This seems mean but I’ll let it continue.
HylaiSUckUP: I'm assuming the Furry is Twilight?
MAKEUPYOURMIND: Yes sky the furry is indeed Twilight, the “broken hearted,” royalty loving, colorblind loser.
HyliaSUckUp: Thank you.
HyliaSUckUP: And you’re, FOUR????
MAKEUPYOURMIND: Really how’d you guess?
MAKEUPYOURMIND: was that sarcasm?
MAKEUPYOURMIND: YES IT WAS FUCKING SARCASM
Wild.Child has logged out.
FRIENDINOLEGYFRIEND has logged in
FRIENDINOLEGYFRIEND: i agree wholeheartedly with all forms of sarcasm
MAKEUPYOURMIND: AT LEAST SOMEONE GETS IT
MAKEUPYOURMIND: Can we stop abusing caps lock?
HyliaSUckUP: I’m sorry Legends name is such an oxymoron its hilarious
MAKEUPYOURMIND: Hyrule did it
MAKEUPYOURMIND: IKR FUCKING HILLARIOUS
MAKEUPYOURMIND: It is entertaining to read. It would be more entertaining if I had actually gotten a FUCKING WINK OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT
HyliaSUckUP: Well it make sense that Hyrule wrote it.
MAKEUPYOURMIND: THE NAME CHANGE HAS FUCKED ME OVER
MAKEUPYOURMIND:^^^^^^^^^
MAKEUPYOURMIND:^^^^^^
MAKEUPYOURMIND:^^^^^
MAKEUPYOURMIND: I hope Hyrule gets here soon. I was really hoping to be able to go to sleep by now.
MAKEUPYOURMIND: I’M SO FUCKING TIRED
MAKEUPYOURMIND: I’m done with today and it hasn’t even really started.
PreciousBean has logged in
PreciousBEan has Changed MAKEUPYOURMIND’s name to 4RGBV4
4RGBV4: I’VE BEEN FUCKING SAVED
4RGBV4: tysm Hyrule :)
4RGBV4: i CaN sLeEp FiNaaLLyyyy
PreciousBean changed HyliaSUckUP’s name to sleepytimejunction
4RGBV4 has logged off
PreciousBean has change COLOURBLINDFURRY’s name to DEFINATELYAFURRY
DEFINATELYAFURRY: FUCK YOUJ
FRENDINOLEGYFRIEND: ilysm Hyrule. YOU ARE FUCKING CHERISHED
Wild.Childs mod privileges were enabled
PreciousBean has changed FREINDINOLEGYFRIEND’s name to LEGENDYLEGS7
LEGENDYLEGS7: ty hyrule
Wild.Child: Hyrules the best. Ty.
PreciousBean has changed Catpain_Wars’s name to Capri_sun
Capri_sun:WAIT MY NAME'S BEEN CAT PAIN THIS ENTIRE TIME!?!?!?!?!!?
Wild.Child: yeah thought you noticed
LEGENDYLEGS7: THE BEST FORM OF REVENGE HAS BEEN EXACTED.
sleepytimejunction: I can deal with my name. I can’t argue with it.
DEFINATELYAFURRY: can someone shorten my name or smth. Like. i don't want to be DEFINATELYAFURRY
OLDMAN:i dunno it seems to suit you quite well pup
Wild.Child changed DEFINELTYAFURRY’s name to JUSTAFURRY
JUSTAFURRY: I’M SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT
Wild.Child: aww are you sure PUP?
JUSTAFURRY: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU, YOU BASTARDIZED GREMLIN CUB
Wild.Child: um…..
JELLYBEAN: JELLYBEANS
JELLYBEAN: I’M SHORT 5 FUCKING JELLY BEANS. GOD DAMN IT ARYLL
JELLYBEAN: HOW DARE SHE MAKE ME 5 SHORT OF INFINITY
PreciousBean: That is truly a disaster
PreciousBean: Tell her she doesn’t pass my vibe check
Wild.Child: this is a nightmare. Winds short jelly beans, he may actually run out.
JELLYBEAN: LE GASPS
JELLYBEAN: i HAVE TO START A JELLY BEAN LIVESTREAM NOW!!!!
JELLYBEAN: THE FOLLOWERS CAN MAIL IN MY 5 MISSING JELLYBEANS
Capri_sun: hes not denying hes a furry guys.
Wild.Child: hey Twi hows Wolfie?
LEGENDYLEGS7: WOFLIE???
JELLYBEAN: DOG!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
JELLYBEAN: IS FLURFY DOG??
JELLYBEAN: WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YOU HAD A FUCKINGDOG?
JUSTAFURRY: My legs are being crushed right now how do you think Wolfie is right now?
Wild.Child:That goddess damn attentoin seeking lap dog
Wild.Child: I can never fucking hug u with that thing around
JELLYBEAN: I NEED TO SAIL THE FUCK OVER NOW!!
JELLYBEAN: I’VE NEVER SEEN A REAL DOG A;LKDFJ
JELLYBEAN: IS HE FLUFFYYYYYY
JUSTAFURRY: IM SORRY WHAT??????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
JELLYBEAN: I live on an island wtf did u expect?
JELLYBEAN: IS WANT TOUCH THE FLURMFY DOG
JUSTAFURRY: when we all meet up one day ill bring wolfie.
JELLYBEAN: ARE DOGS FLUFFIER THAN SEAGULLS?????
JUSTAFURRY: yes they are. Why are you petting seagulls????
JELLYBEAN: They like to land on Aryll’s head.
JUSTAFURRY: okay then…
Wild.Child: the vet in you is cringing isnt it?
LEGENDYLEGS7: SEAGULLS ARE FUCKING SOFT
LEGENDYLEGS7: Your mangy mutt could never beat the feel of seagull feathers
LEGENDYLEGS7: Ur living the good life wind :(
JUSTAFURRY: IM SORRY DID YOU JUST CALL HIM A MUTT!!!
LEGENDYLEGS7: HELL YEAH I DID AND I’LL SAY IT AGAIN YOU MUTT LOVING FURRY
Wild.Child: leaving before this gets worse
Wild.Child has logged out.
JELLYBEAN: Thanks for agreeing on the seagulls but I’m getting the fuck out of here. Your on ur own Legend
JELLYBEAN has logged out.
JUSTAFURRY: MY DOG IS NOT A MUTT!!! YES MUTTS ARE GREAT BUT WOLFIE IS PUREBRED! And also is taller then you.
LEGENDYLEGS7: THAT’S ONE UGLY ASS DOG THEN. I’M TALLER THAN U THINK BITCH!
PreciousBean has changed PreciousBean’s name to Hyrule7
Hyrule7 has logged out
JUSTAFURRY: REALLY CAUSE YOU SEEM PRETTY SHORT TO ME! AND WOLF DOGS ARENT FUCKING UGLY THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL
LEGENDYLEGS7: AND YOU RADIATE SMALL DICK ENERGY. THAT’S PROBABLY WHY YO BITCH LEFT YOU
JUSTAFURRY: WHAT DOES MY RELATIONSHIPS HAVE TO DO WITH THIS!!! SHE ALSO LEFT CAUSE SHE BROKE MULTIPLE LAWS DUDE!!!
LEGENDYLEGS7: I’M JUST SAYING THAT YOU HAVE BAD TASTE IN WOMEN AND PETS. GRABBING ALL THE UGLY BITCHES NOW AREN’T WE YOU DAMN FURRY!!!!!!!
JUSTAFURRY: NOT A FURRY
JUSTAFURRY: :insert picture of wolfie here:
JUSTAFURRY: HE’S FUCKING GORGEUS
LEGENDYLEGS7: Damn that’s ur dog??
JUSTAFURRY: I know he looks great right
LEGENDYLEGS7: I was more on the page of disgusting and feral
JUSTAFURRY: YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK
LEGENDYLEGS7: MAKE ME
Hyrule7 has logged on
Hyrule7 has kicked JUSTAFURRY from the chat
Hyrule7 has kicked LEGENDYLEGS7 from the chat
Hyrule7: STFU
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