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Mercy and Augustine's Cake Simulator!

Summary:

Mercymorn makes a cake.

Notes:

Thanks to JB, Koraki, and FaintlyMacabre for playtesting!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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Note: The site where this game is hosted reached end-of-life at the end of 2025. I'm going to try to find a new host for it as a playable-in-browser version, but in the meantime, you can download the packaged game to play on your local computer here. Hopefully it'll be on a new site soon!

This is a work of interactive fiction. Play it at http://ific.droppages.com/cakesim/play.html or download the game to play locally here.

You can play this by straightforwardly making the cake, but go ahead, throw stuff against the wall and see what sticks! If you get stuck or encounter a problem, please let me know. This game contains the possibility of brief graphic depictions of violence, but you can avoid them.

Don't try this cake at home.

Notes:

A non-exhaustive list of suggestions - have you tried (ROT13):
- ybbxvat sbe gur pbbxobbx?
- erneenatvat gur zntargf ba gur bira gb fnl fbzrguvat ryfr?
- vasyvpgvat ivbyrapr ba Nhthfgvar jvgu lbhe unaqf be jvgu bowrpgf?
- nfxvat Pevfgnory nobhg guvatf?
- gelvat gb xvff Pevfgnory be gryyvat ure lbh ybir ure?

4/2023: Added some synonyms that should have been permitted earlier and filled out a few small things.

Known issues:
- "Gnxr pvtnerggr" naq "gnxr uvf pvtnerggr" qba'g jbex ("fgrny pvtnerggr", "gnxr nhthfgvar'f pvtnerggr", "gnxr pvtnerggr sebz nhthfgvar", naq "gnxr pvtnerggr sebz uvz" nyy jbex), abe qbrf "gnxr pbbxobbx" (lbh pna fxvc evtug gb ernqvat/rknzvavat vg) orpnhfr bs gur fghss V unq gb jevgr gb fubeg-pvephvg gur ohvyg-va vairagbelvat flfgrz, juvpu guvf tnzr qbrfa'g hfr. Fbeel, V gevrq gb svaq n jbexnebhaq ohg fgvyy qba'g unir bar.
- abg na "vffhr" vffhr ohg znlor bar qnl V'yy trg ebhaq gb yrggvat gur cynlre qebja Nhthfgvar va gur fvax be ohea uvz ba gur fgbir