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1. A Harmless Addiction by rummy_cat

   Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   29 Jun 2021

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Sandor Clegane/Sansa Stark
   • Sandor Clegane & Sansa Stark
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Arya Stark/Gendry Waters
   • Sansa Stark
   • Sandor Clegane
   • Bronn (ASoIaF)
   • Podrick Payne
   • Arya Stark
   • Gendry Waters
   • Harrold Hardyng
   • Original Characters
   • Idiots in Love
   • Awkward Crush
   • Awkwardness
   • Porn Watching
   • Masturbation
   • Modern Era
   • United States
   • Wingman Bronn
   • Wingman Arya
   • Injury
   • POV Sandor Clegane
   • POV Sansa Stark
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Inappropriate Humor
   • Explicit Language
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Size Kink
   • Body Worship
   • The Author Regrets Nothing
   • Breaking the Fourth Wall
   • Sandor Clegane Swears
   • Sandor Clegane Needs a Hug
   • Sansa Stark Needs to Get Laid
   • Ridiculous
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Tourette's Syndrome
   • but not really
   • Not Suitable/Safe For Work
   • Not Beta Read
   • Mutual Pining
   • Comedy of Errors
   • Complete
   • Male Solo

   Summary

   Subtitle: An Ode to Sandor Clegane's Penis

   Sansa has a dirty little secret: she is addicted to watching porn, particularly videos posted by a certain H0undX88.
   Sandor has a dirty little secret: he is addicted to making porn, particularly of the male solo variety.
   Sansa bought a fixer-up lakehouse in Wakefield, NH and is in over her head.
   Sandor is a handyman in Wakefield, NH.

   See where I'm going with this?

   GRRM's wonderful and beloved characters + my original (perverse) plot

   Fan praise for A Harmless Addiction:
   "Literally the best SanSan I've read here. Hilarious, sexy, excellently written..."
   "This is the loudest and longest I've laughed in a LONG time!"
   "What a total joyride this story is!"
   "The dialog in this story is A++"
   "This was absolutely one of my favorite modern AUs I have ever read. The dialogue was amazing"
   "This fic was super sexy, hilariously funny and heart meltingly sweet."
   "I think I am addicted to this fic."
   "Stellar, a+ work, I love it, I will be saving it to read it many many times."
   "You do sweet dirty perfectly"

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   57,801

   Chapters:

   16/16

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