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what if the real steel samurai fandom was the friends we made along the way

Summary:

In which Edgeworth is fandom famous for his Steel Samurai meta, Maya mostly shit posts and makes the occasional post complaining about 5am waterfall training sessions, and both are very confusing figures to the general public

Steel Samurai fandom outsider pov

Notes:

I’m taking an incredibly slapdash approach to world building here, please don’t expect anything too thought out or coherent. Yes the Steel Samurai is filmed in LA, yes it is a Japanese show, no I will not explain any of it.

The default medium in this fic is discord dm messages, but there are also various other formats, though they’re hopefully all clear as to what they are. The tumblr posts were made with a skin by phyripo, for which I am extremely grateful for. The scenes that start with username1 + username2 are in the tumblr chat medium, but I couldn’t find skins for those and don’t know enough code to design my own.

Thanks to Magpie whose help and encouragement with the coding was absolutely invaluable, I cannot thank you enough. Also thanks to Midnight for letting me talk to them about this fic and helping me come up with a couple ideas despite not really being part of the fandom. In many ways, the interactions and friendships the characters in this fic have were based on my conversations with both of you.

purply-princess — Maya Fey
stealsamuraimeta — Miles Edgeworth
the-great-thief-yatagarasu — Kay Faraday
pretzelstz — oc from whose outside pov this fic is from

(See the end of the work for more notes and other works inspired by this one.)

Chapter Text

Purply Princess left the following comment on Not Singing, Just Screaming In Tune :

OH MY GODDD I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU TOOK MY DUMB SHITPOST AND DID *THIS* WITH IT
This caused me so much pain!!! If I knew you would hurt me like this, I never would have agreed to let you write this fic
(just kidding this is fantastic and i’m still in shock that i could in anyway contribute to this majestic piece of art, literally the greatest achievement of my life. i have never read romance this tender, i think reading this made me like 5 times gayer. I lowkey died when Cloud Goddess gave Murasaki her silk scarf THE SYMBOLISM AHH)

Seriously, you get all the dialogue so spot on that I would believe you if you said you were secretly a show writer
Also!! The friendship between Lady Murasaki and the Evil Magistrate is so sweet, Magistrate literally out there being the best wingman, what a champ

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purply-princess.tumblr.com

Maya, she/they, over 18, constantly screaming about SS on main. APPBS (Assigned Pink Princess by Sal). Lady Murasaki stan. Just here for the memes.

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pretzelstz + purply-princess

pretzelstz

Thanks for the comment that you left! You should give yourself more credit though, it was a really neat idea. I never would have thought about making Murasaki’s poetry be like Jammin Ninja’s music powers, and just, the inherent romanticism of expressing vulnerable emotions through art, plus magic! I couldn’t not write it.

I’m glad you liked the dialogue though, it was a struggle. Unfortunately, I don’t think Global Studios hires 25yo computer science geeks to be their writers, but would be cool though

purply-princess

lol i mean you couldn’t be worse than some of the actual show writers (*cough* sal manella *cough*). actually, my greatest apologies for comparing you to the show writers, your characterization is way better. have you seen the travesty that is the season finale yet? i fully expect an angry phone call from my irl ss friend ranting about all its faults any day now

(sorry for the late reply, the internet is incredibly spotty where i live)

pretzelstz

(No worries!)

You are way too kind, I’m literally blushing

And yeah I have seen that last episode. It’s weird because I can’t put my finger on why it sucked so much? Like the whole thing about Cloud supporting the Daimyo’s refusal to pardon the rebels seemed kind of out of place with where I thought her character arc was going, but I couldn’t explain more than that... That episode just felt off

purply-princess

yeah, that’s the big issue, but also that episode directly contradicts the world building of the past three years of this show

actually this is going to get really long and tumblr is not the best medium. my discord is purply-princess#0108 if you want to hear my long ramble

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@purply-princess

pretzelstz
hi! nice to see you here

purply-princess
hey!

pretzelstz
so, that rant?

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stealsamuraimeta 2129yearsandeightempires asked: Since everyone in the fandom is all upset about the weird flipflopping of messages in Cloud Goddess, I was wondering what your thoughts were on the more complex struggles of lawful vs moral that Cloud faces compared to the simple good vs evil morality of the og Steel Samurai.
Thank you for the question. I have been giving this topic a lot of thought in the past week with the disaster that was the season finale.

First of all, I have to say that even though the original Steel Samurai series was less overt about the conflicts between duty, authority, and justice than Cloud Goddess, it was far more complex than the simple black and white issues it is often characterized as having, particularly in the later episodes.

However, you would be correct to say that Cloud as a character struggles more with these issues than the Steel Samurai does. With the Steel Samurai, much of the moral complexities focused less on the main character’s own views, while Cloud’s views are constantly challenged in-show. Unfortunately, the show does appears to have little idea which message it wants to convey, leading to an extremely inconsistent characterization, as exemplified by the season finale.

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purply-princess fuckkkk there’s nothing like standing under a freezing waterfall for three hours to wake you up in the morning #why is my life like this#i had to wake up at 5 IN THE MORNING 4 notes

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pretzelstz
i saw your post on tumblr, you good bro????

purply-princess
yes i survived, yes i willingly chose to do so, no i will not elaborate

pretzelstz
fair
i hope you’re somewhere warm now though

purply-princess
yep, currently wrapped up in a blanket and drinking some hot tea, thanks for your concern

pretzelstz
that’s good
i don’t want to bother you while you’re recovering from your waterfall escapades, but i do have a steelprincess adopts Murasaki au idea that i’d like to bounce some ideas on with someone if you’re up for it?

purply-princess
hit me with it! i have a work thing, but that’s in an hour because i get some time to rest after the whole waterfall thing

pretzelstz
...i have so many questions
but anyway
so obviously if ss and pp adopted murasaki, that would mean she and Cloud meet way sooner than canon
but i don’t know if i want to go more of a friends-to-lovers thing or if they should still have that rivalry in the beginning
also that makes iron infant murasaki’s brother, which has so much potential comedy (and family bonding!) but i can’t think of any scene set ups to show that

purply-princess
okay friends to lovers probably does make more sense, but IMAGINE THE DRAMA of Cloud and Murasaki just not clicking but being forced to get along in front of ss and pp anyway. then eventually they start liking each other more and start trusting each other as they save each other’s lives and stuff
BUT THEN
Cloud discovers who Murasaki’s birth parents are

pretzelstz
OH SHIT YOURE RIGHT
that’s perfect

purply-princess
rivals-to-friends-to-enemies-to-lovers!

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purply-princess
i can’t believe this
betrayed by my own family
stabbed in the back
by my own blood

pretzelstz
???

purply-princess
me and my cousin were visiting my friend
honestly he’s pretty much family at this point, i’ll just say we were visiting my older brother and niece
anyway we were planning a movie + pizza night, as is traditional

pretzelstz
of course

purply-princess
i wanted to watch the ss vs moozilla crossover, but my brother wanted to watch legally blonde (even though i’ve already seen it twice with him!) because the other two people hadn’t seen it
my niece abstained
and my cousin, that backstabber, voted for lb :(((

pretzelstz
how dare

purply-princess
“oh this movie is about someone going to law school for their special someone? how dreamy~”
--my cousin
no one in this family appreciates me

pretzelstz
*pat pat*
i haven’t seen legally blonde, but from what i know of the plot, your cousin is in for a surprise with the whole ‘special someone’ thing

purply-princess
i’d say her reaction is literally the only thing keeping me going here, but she’ll probably start crying and/or threaten to punch Warner when he breaks up with Elle (for a tiny and sweet looking girl, my cousin can pack a mean punch) which will be sad

pretzelstz
rip your cousin and her smashed dreams of romance

purply-princess
she’ll recover, i fully expect that by the end she’ll be glad that elle found friends and a ‘better special someone’
at least she’s outgrown the phase where she kept making meaningful romantic comments while watching these kinds of movies about me and ....the person who i call my brother who i want to reiterate, is not actually related to me! i just see him as family, hence the not wanting to date him
ah shit
gotta go
the kids are demanding why i’m on my phone instead of watching the movie

pretzelstz
lol
you didn’t vote for the movie, you should be allowed a bit of texting privilege, as a treat

purply-princess
right???

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stealsamuraimeta Anonymous asked: no pressure to answer or anything, but what do you do for a living?? you have so much knowledge over such a huge range of topics and i’m honestly a bit terrified
For personal reasons, I will not give any details about my real life on this blog. This is meant strictly for the purpose of writing about my opinions on the Steel Samurai franchise, and I don’t want to be associated with it in my real life.

As for your implied second question, I simply do a lot of research and read many relevant books, completely unrelated to my work. Steel Samurai is one of the great interests in my life, and even before I had this blog, I frequently read and thought about it for my own amusement.
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