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1. Jesus Fucking Christ by crispy_croissant

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, Gen, Multi, F/F, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   04 Mar 2024

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Jasper Hale/Harry Potter
   • Harry Potter
   • Carlisle Cullen
   • Edward Cullen
   • Alice Cullen
   • Rosalie Hale
   • Jasper Hale
   • Emmett Cullen
   • Bella Swan
   • sorry but if you're a Bella fan fucking leave
   • this like is really bad bashing against her
   • Angst
   • Child Abandonment
   • Child Abuse
   • Bella Swan Bashing
   • Sorry Not Sorry
   • tags not in order
   • Foxes
   • Master of Death Harry Potter
   • but like
   • ...different? sorta?
   • Godlike Harry Potter
   • technically he is a god?
   • Magically Powerful Harry Potter
   • Powerful Harry Potter
   • Smart Harry Potter
   • Occlumency (Harry Potter)
   • Mates
   • True Mates
   • idek wtf that means but we're rolling with it
   • Explicit Language
   • Author Is Sleep Deprived
   • Self-Indulgent
   • i'm not kidding i made this for shits and giggles
   • and because bella needed a reality check
   • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
   • I Don't Even Know
   • I'm Going to Hell
   • most likely
   • its gay
   • Deal With It
   • i'm not good at writing romance
   • I'm Bad At Tagging
   • i've been told the title suits the story really well
   • BAMF Harry Potter
   • BAMF Jasper Hale
   • Alice Cullen Bashing
   • ITS NOT REALLY BASHING
   • I swear
   • I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE I'M SUPPOSED TO PUT
   • Harry Potter is So Done
   • Morally Dark Grey Harry Potter
   • soon will be
   • Morally Grey Harry Potter
   • yes i made up morally dark grey
   • its a thing now
   • Talk of murder
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • and maybe a bit more
   • Fluff
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Eventual Happy Ending
   • Maybe - Freeform
   • half of these aren't even tags

   Summary

   Harry's been around much longer than a normal human. Unfortunately, that means making connections that sometimes you just can't break, no matter how hard you try.

   When one of Harry's old connections contacts him in need of help, Harry's forced to go to their aid.

   Sadly, when he gets there, he has to deal a lot more than he signed up for.

    

   Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Twilight, they belong to their rightful owners.

    

   Ahloura, because I know you're likely to see this summary, I'm telling you this is an absolute shitshow that I will burn at a later date.

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