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it's really not surprising that not a whole lot of people were surprised that sam and bucky were a thing when you think about it

Summary:

Sam and Bucky discuss some of the ways in which it's truly shocking that nobody bought the "close platonic friends" thing even when they were technically close platonic friends.

december 2024

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Text messages between Bucky Barnes and Sam Wilson

Bionic Man Thursday 5:04 PM
Bucky: how are you?

Sam: good, other than missing you being your typical irritable self in the morning

Sam: it was weird to be in the apartment without you

Sam: I've been too busy to pay much attention to who‘s pissed about us being together now that it’s public, if that's what you're asking

Bucky: what's "much attention" mean?

Sam: that I've seen a few "captain america confirms that partner bucky barnes is his boyfriend" headlines and not much else

Sam: I figured that us being public was probably happening in the near future, so I talked to our people at stark industries on monday to broaden the "don't let this stuff through to the email"

Sam: any reporters who send emails asking about it are getting a bland form letter saying "yes, it's accurate, no, they're not taking additional questions at this time"

Bucky: okay, good

Bucky: I know I'm on vacation but should I be doing something?

Sam: no

Sam: I told you to let me handle shit, you haven't taken an actual vacation in ages

Bucky: I was with you for half of august, that was vacation

Sam: you spent half the time volunteering to help people move stuff and build stuff

Sam: that's not being vacation

Bucky: I was just trying to be helpful

Bucky: and you said handle team getting together shit, this is different

Sam: you were very helpful

Sam: doesn't make it vacation

Sam: I'm really fine, I'd tell you if I wasn't

Bucky: no offense, but I'm not sure I believe you

Sam: offense

Bucky: there it is

Sam: but no, I really would

Sam: there's no point in hiding that kind of shit from you at this point, you can always tell and you just bother me until I talk about it and then you keep bothering me afterward for not telling you I was having a hard time

Bucky: oh

Bucky: okay

Bucky: good

Sam: one advantage to us really not being very subtle at all is that it seems like right now there's a lot of "oh, that makes sense"

Sam: which is really saying something, considering how hard a lot people try to read everything as straight

Bucky: and here I was thinking that we were doing a great job of pretending that we were just very close friendly platonic friends who do a lot of friendly platonic flirting on instagram

Sam: pretty sure one of us implied in an interview once that we usually share a bed

Sam: probably didn't help

Bucky: technically that did start when we were just friends

Bucky: or partners

Bucky: or whatever

Bucky: not what we are now

Sam: I don't know what kind of friendships you have, buck, but I don't really make a habit of having having my friends fall asleep on me in bed while I play with their hair

Bucky: okay, yeah, that's fair

Sam: and I definitely don't have any other friends who bully me into letting them massage my shoulders because they decided that flying made me sore

Bucky: I didn't bully you

Bucky: I just suggested it

Sam: I said "no, I'm fine, you don't have to" and you followed up twice

Sam: awkwardly

Bucky: in my defense, I said it in my head something like six times and I lost track of how often I'd actually managed to get it out

Sam: damn, you really couldn’t wait to get your hands all over me

Bucky: no fucking shit

Bucky: if that wasn't clear at this point, we’d need to have a serious conversation about communication because that would make me look quick on the uptake

Sam: in fairness to you, you've gotten better

Bucky: well, I had to

Bucky: otherwise I wouldn't have been able to bother you until you stop avoiding your problems by finding things to do and just tell me how you’re really feeling

Sam: thanks for that

Bucky: you're welcome

Bucky: I hope it doesn't create a shitshow but I'm glad people know

Sam: yeah, so am I

Sam: fuck, though, people are really invested in it

Bucky: because we're cute together

Bucky: like puppies

Bucky: or baby seals

Bucky: or kittens

Sam: sure, why not

Sam: we're like puppies or baby seals or kittens

Bucky: can you facetime?

Sam: give me a sec

Bucky: okay

Bucky: I love you

Sam: I love you, too

Sam: and when you finally actually say it to my face I might die of shock

Bucky: don't tell me that, it'll just make it even harder for me to say it out loud

Bucky: speaking of even harder, now I’m thinking about having my hands all over you, can I call yet??

Notes:

imagine a kitten with a vibranium front leg though 😍 it’s so cute

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