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Trust in the Force, trust only in the force… The Force is a bunch of overpowered bacteria that lives within us all.
(Yeah, it is gross when you think about it for too long.)
The Force is an energy field that surrounds us and all living things.
(Then how can we touch things?)
I am one with the Force, and the Force is with me…
(If you are one with it, it would obviously be with you!)
The Force has a mind and will of its own, with its own thoughts and plans. And that we are subjected to its demands
(That’s why you shouldn’t touch things in ancient Jedi Temples simply because it's shiny and calling to you…)
These are all facts about the Force…. From a certain point of view.
(Who’s point of view? Answer me that!)
But the one thing they never tell you about the Force? Is that the universe has a sense of humor…
(That’s a scary thought, huh?)