FoolOfATookAndDisturberOfThePeace



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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    Of all the decisions Reid made for Shane and Ilya's wedding, I couldn't get past our social media savant, Harris Drover, playing Rihanna's 2012 hit single "Diamonds" for the first dance. This fic fills the hole in my heart with five better song choices and an acceptable explanation for the travesty that actually occurred.

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    Five timelines where Harris redeems himself at the Hollanov wedding and the one timeline where he played "Diamonds" by Rihanna.

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    14 Mar 2026

  2. Rec 28

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    On a flight to a hockey tournament, the plane goes down.
    Now the Montreal Metros and the Ottowa Centaurs are stuck together in a snowed-in hotel.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    12 Mar 2026

  4. Rec *

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    The NHL keeps a Central Registry of every team’s Emergency Backup Goaltender, or EBUG, an individual who must be prepared to play for either the home or visiting team should both goalies be taken out of commission. When the Registry was digitized in the mid 90’s a clerical error was made, and David Hollander has remained on file as Montreal’s EBUG. When Boston plays a preseason game in Montreal at the beginning of the 2017/2018 season, both of their goalies are taken out and David Hollander suddenly finds himself in the net in Boston black and yellow.

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    12 Mar 2026

  5. Rec 74

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    Shane and Ilya sometimes talk after sex, sometimes they talk before. That’s normal. It’s fine it doesn’t mean anything. It’s fun to talk to someone who has the same opinions on hockey as they do, and it’s fun to share the team gossip with someone whose probably not going to leak it, right?

    Or; 3 times when the Hollanov Gossip session after sex lead to on ice consequences (see: chirping) and it confused everyone but was harmless and the 2 times it was mean, because they deserve it as a treat. And the once (1) it becomes a fight

    So more like a 3+2+1, not a 5+1

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    Written for @r0bedc0rps33 whose idea this was on tumblr, kudos to you my friend

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    12 Mar 2026