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Kai 🔥 @flaminhotninja ☑
so who was gonna tell me that Jay used to be a game show host huh
🌺✨ the Gift of Jay ✨🌺 @zaptrap ☑
Replying to @flaminhotninja
NO WHO SHOWED YOU
Nya Smith @samuraiwaterninja ☑
Quoting @zaptrap: NO WHO SHOWED YOU
LMAO
🌺✨ the Gift of Jay ✨🌺 @zaptrap ☑
Replying to @samuraiwaterninja
NYA WHY
Nya Smith @samuraiwaterninja ☑
Replying to @zaptrap
just consider it a reminder not to use my workshop and forget to clean it up again :)
Text Conversation between waterTHOSE and blue jay
waterTHOSE: there. that will throw him off the scent
blue jay: but did you have to tell kai tho?? :(
waterTHOSE: would you rather have lloyd find out that we're actually on our phones so much because were planning his party?
blue jay: no :( fine :( ig :(
waterTHOSE: you big baby. wanna come to my room and watch demon slayer?
blue jay: :D
Zane Julien @theninjaofice ☑
I tried my hand at a new recipe today!
[Image description: A steaming pot of wonton soup. The broth is a rich golden color and small pieces of scallion float on the surface.]
Zane Julien @theninjaofice ☑
Replying to @theninjaofice
I hope that my brothers will be back soon to enjoy this meal 😇
Cole Brookstone @officialblackninja ☑
ON MY WAY
Nya Smith @samuraiwaterninja ☑
ON MY WAY
🌺✨ the Gift of Jay ✨🌺 @zaptrap ☑
ON MY WAY
🐉 @greenninjaofficial ☑
[Image description: a close-up shot of Lloyd, taken so only the top half of his face is in the frame. His stare is flat as he looks into the camera.]
@flaminhotninja u said that u were going to pick me up after the interview where r u
Kai 🔥 @flaminhotninja ☑
Replying to @greenninjaofficial
CRAP
🐉 @greenninjaofficial ☑
Replying to @greenninjaofficial and @flaminhotninja
wait have you not even left yet???? did you forget about me???
LUH LLOYD @dregonfan01
Replying to @greenninjaofficial
Lloyd I love you!!!! 💚💚💚💚
Emma @Emma_D12
Quoting @greenninjaofficial: u said that u were going to...
i want to boop his nose
rosie 🐺🌹 @RosieWolf
Quoting @greenninjaofficial: u said that u were going to...
awww even now he still wants to spend time with his big brother 🥺 that's so sweet!
Kai 🔥 @flaminhotninja ☑
Replying to @RosieWolf
lmao it's because he doesn't have a driver's license yet he can't go anywhere without me
🐉 @greenninjaofficial ☑
@flaminghotninja WHERE ARE U?????
Lloyd No 1 Fan @Lloyd_fan_1
Guys Lloyd's birthday is coming up, what should we do for him?
ninja nerds @ninja_nerds
Replying to @Lloyd_fan_1
Last year we did a project on mental health research and destigmatization. What if this year we did some sort of education initiative?
Alex @lavatruther
Replying to @Lloyd_Fan_1 and @ninja_nerds
ooh :o I like the sound of that! Lloyd has been making a lot of talks lately about the importance of giving kids access to education it would be a great fit
nya? like nyah? @yinyangjaya
Replying to @Lloyd_fan_1
sksksks what if we all change our display names to dregon
cole's workout routine @closethegyms
Replying to @Lloyd_Fan_1 and @yinyangjaya
PLEASE
🐉 @greenninjaofficial ☑
friend
[Image description: Lloyd makes a peace sign into the camera. A python is draped over his shoulders and around his other arm.]
undercut nya @electricmud_5ever
Replying to @greenninjaofficial
friend! :D
fabrolous™ @fabrodeomres
Replying to @greenninjaofficial
friend!! 💚💚💚
Jessica 🌸 @masterofnature
Quoting @greenninjaofficial: friend
you're doing amazing sweetie
💚 Green Ninja Giveaway 💚 @greenninja10054
Replying to @greenninjaofficial
Hey there all you ninja fans! Want to win a $500 gift card for Amazon? >>CLICK HERE<<
icyhot @firechapterwho
Replying to @greenninjaofficial and @greenninja10054
this aint about u
Group Chat: look at em ninja go
snapsnapsparkspark: can someone pick up milk on their way home
waterTHOSE: do u need it
snapsnapsparkspark: uh yes?
snapsnapsparkspark: also Nya stop changing my name to this weeaboo crap you know I don't get it
waterTHOSE: lol figure out how to change it back yourself stupid head
dregons: HE NEEDS SOME MILK LOL
rockandrollbaby: Guys we're in the middle of stopping a robbery please put your phones away oh crap they saw us oh shit
💬 Jay Walker - Follow Topic
Zeda @emeraldwarrior
holy shit guys i'm walking down the street next to the car dealership in town and Jay is just??? straight up standing outside the doors wearing one of those inflatable men costumes????? we made eye contact for a solid five seconds jalsdfja;ghl WHAT THE HECK
🌺✨ the Gift of Jay ✨🌺 @zaptrap ☑
A callout thread for @/flaminhotninja 1/?
🌺✨ the Gift of Jay ✨🌺 @zaptrap ☑
Replying to @zaptrap
bro this is the second time this month ive had to unclog the drain bc of your hair and BEFORE YOU ASK you're the only brunette in this household so HA
🌺✨ the Gift of Jay ✨🌺 @zaptrap ☑
Replying to @zaptrap
NEVER MAKES HIS OWN FOOD LIKE DAMN SON @theninjaofice or @samuraiwaterninja cook something and the next thing you know he's there scraping food onto his plate with his little raccoon hands
🌺✨ the Gift of Jay ✨🌺 @zaptrap ☑
Replying to @zaptrap
wears almost exclusively his own merch when were at home
🌺✨ the Gift of Jay ✨🌺 @zaptrap ☑
Replying to @zaptrap
i mean i get it love yourself and all that but wow isnt that kinda excessive????
🌺✨ the Gift of Jay ✨🌺 @zaptrap ☑
Replying to @zaptrap
OH YEAH when he steals food he doesn't even bother doing his own dishes ladies i dont know what you see in this man but he aint it
Kai 🔥 @flaminhotninja ☑
wow the nerve of some people
Kai 🔥 @flaminhotninja ☑
and I'm not the only brunette in ninjago! so is Gayle Gossip! so ha!
🌺✨ the Gift of Jay ✨🌺 @zaptrap ☑
Quoting @flaminhotninja: and I'm not the only brunette...
is he trying to tell me that gayle gossip has been in our shower
Nya Smith @samuraiwaterninja ☑
Replying to @zaptrap
gayle gossip? in my shower? it's more likely than you think
Group Chat: temporary students/pupils in training
rockandrollbaby: Okay, I'm at the party store. What do you all want?
combustion man: not balloons. remember last year?
combustion man: NYA
waterTHOSE: dude cmon i know you've seen avatar
blue jay: oh YEAH one of them popped and scared him right??
I see: It took us several days and a notable monetary sum to repair the wall, so I would be inclined to agree with Kai. Cole, do they have any streamers there?
blue jay: oooh yeah!!! we can hang them from the rafters again!!!
rockandrollbaby: Gotcha. What about food? I can make a cake!
waterTHOSE: ...
combustion man: ...
blue jay: ...
rockandrollbaby: Okay, you guys, I get it. Zane can make the cake.
I see: 😇
🐉 @greenninjaofficial ☑
😈😈😈
[Image description: a selfie of Lloyd and Jay in casual clothes. They're standing in front of a door, identical shit-eating smirks on their faces. Lloyd brandishes a bottle of superglue.]
🐉 @greenninjaofficial ☑
[Video description: a minute-long video of Kai pulling desperately at the door. As time passes, he grows more and more frustrated. The video shakes as Lloyd cackles. From somewhere off-screen, Jay hollers: "Pull harder!"]
Kai 🔥 @flaminhotninja ☑
Quoting @greenninjaofficial: [Video]
LLOYD MONTGOMERY GARMADON-SMITH-WALKER-BROOKSTONE-JULIEN YOU'RE DEAD MEAT
🐉 @greenninjaofficial ☑
Quoting @flaminhotninja: LLOYD MONTGOMERY GARMADON-SMITH...
worth it
[Image description: a blurry selfie of Lloyd. He's running down a hallway, Kai chasing after him in the background.]
Text Conversation between I see and blue jay
I see: Jay, I'm afraid that I require your assistance once again.
blue jay: sure thing buddy!!! whaddup?
I see: Twitter has logged me out again and refuses to let me back on until I have proven I am not a robot.
blue jay: omw
ponytail Lloyd supremacy @goldengreenbean
I just got result 'green ninja' on quiz 'which of the ninja are you actually'. What will you get? https://uquiz.com/yIi0kT1… via @uquiz ALS;GFH HOW
The Actual Pink Ninja @PinkNinjaMiyuki
Replying to @goldengreenbean
omg this is so legit!! Jay and I are like practically the same person: he likes video games, I like video games, he's funny, I'm hilarious! omg you guys should I join the team right now owo??
give me my space @AA_dontatme
Replying to @goldengreenbean
what the hell? why did i get the pipsqueak with shitty hair and anger issues? this test is a load of bullshit
blue ninja stan @jabberjay
Replying to @goldengreenbean
"like the black ninja, you also love your friends in the little ways" I feel Perceived and I'm not sure I like it
Sage Advice™ @BundleofSage
Replying to @goldengreenbean and @jabberjay
dude that's literally the most black ninja shit i've ever heard
🐉 @greenninjaofficial ☑
friend
[Image description: Lloyd stands in the middle of a forest. He gives the camera a thumbs up. Behind him, a black bear pokes its head out of a bush.]
Cal-zone @nyamybeloved
Ugh watching the late-night show with the ninja interview and does Jay ever shut up?
Cal-zone @nyamybeloved
Replying to @nyamybeloved
He just laughed really hard and fell over on Nya 🙄 Can't he see how awkward he's making her? My dude she clearly is only putting up with you because the jaya shippers would go rabid
Cal-zone @nyamybeloved
Replying to @nyamybeloved
Honestly they should just drop him from the team I mean what does he even contribute? Lightning isn't even a real element
Nya Smith @samuraiwaterninja ☑
Replying to @nyamybeloved
HEY SHUT YIUR LITTLE RAT MOUTH
Nya Smith @samuraiwaterninja ☑
Replying to @nyamybeloved
Jay's done SO MUCH for this city that your walnut brain couldnt even BEGIN TO COMPREHEND IT ALL
Nya Smith @samuraiwaterninja ☑
Replying to @nyamybeloved
IN FACT IM SURE HES ALREADY DONE MORE FOR THE COUNTRY THAN YOU EVER WILL IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE DIPSHIT WHAT ABOUT THAT HUH
Nya Smith @samuraiwaterninja ☑
Replying to @nyamybeloved
HAVE YOU BEEN TO SPACE? I DIDNT THINK SO BUDDY
Cole Brookstone @officialblackninja ☑
Replying to @nyamybeloved and @samuraiwaterninja
Nya, we've been over this! You can't go around starting fights in the comments.
🌺✨ the Gift of Jay ✨🌺 @zaptrap☑
Replying to @nyamybeloved, @samuraiwaterninja and @officialblackninja
guys please dont fight!!! 😅 its not that serious!!!
Nya Smith @samuraiwaterninja ☑
Replying to @nyamybeloved and @officialblackninja
look up
Cole Brookstone @officialblackninja ☑
Replying to @nyamybeloved
okay so first off
Text Conversation between blue jay and bakugou kaisuki
blue jay: and then they both went off it was so embarrasingggg
bakugou kaisuki: haha cool so any chance you can send me the link to that thread
blue jay: uh okay sure
blue jay: https://twitter.com/nyamybeloved/status/129661212182720512?s=20
blue jay: KAI
blue jay: "back off only I get to bully the nerd" ;laksdfhgzj:K THIS ISNT HELPING
bakugou kaisuki: sorry Jay but I said what I said
💬 Funny Tweets - Follow Topic
Kate @ dying inside @kateskritters
Conversation overheard at work today:
Guy: wait how old is he again? 21?
Girl: That doesn't sound right I think he's 20
Guy: let me ask the group chat
*Sounds of typing*
Guy: apparently we were both wrong he's 16
LMAO how do you mess up so bad??
💬 Kai Smith - Follow Topic
daily kai porcupine @dailyporcupine
they're the same picture
💬 Ninjago City - Follow Topic
pixal please give me your hand in marriage i beg @xXsamuraiXx
OMG YOU GUYS YOULL NEVER BELIEVE WHO I RAN INTO AT THE MUSEUM
[Image description: a young man with fluffy brown hair stands with Zane and Pixal in front of Ninjago City's Museum of Art. They're all smiling at the camera.]
Group Chat: temporary students/pupils in training
blue jay: i talked to the arcade and they agreed to shut the place down for us on the 22nd!
waterTHOSE: thats great jay!!
waterTHOSE: did they say we can come in the night before to decorate too?
blue jay: yeah! the girl i talked to even said she'd stay for a bit and help!
I see: Good job, Jay! So Jay will take Lloyd out to a movie on the night of the 21st so we can decorate, and in the morning we will give him a small celebration so he is not expecting the arcade in the afternoon.
waterTHOSE: aye aye captain
blue jay: were gonna see the new starfarer!!!
todorokai: aww I wanted to go!
🐉 @greenninjaofficial ☑
friend
[Image description: The image is taken in poor light. Lloyd stares at the camera, face pixelated badly and eyes shining like a cat's. A monstrous dark shape with glowing eyes rears up behind him.]
Cole Brookstone @officialblackninja ☑
Replying to @greenninjaofficial
NOT A FRIEND WHAT THE HECK
Cole Brookstone @officialblackninja ☑
Replying to @greenninjaofficial
WHERE ARE YOU
🐉 @greenninjaofficial ☑
Replying to @officialblackninja
friend :D
[Image description: Lloyd grins wide, showing off the small fangs in the corners of his mouth. He's straddled across the creature's neck now, which is still just as vague as before.]
Cole Brookstone @officialblackninja ☑
Replying to @greenninjaofficial
NO
Group Chat: look at em ninja go
blue jay: crap!
dregons: what? what happened?
blue jay: cole's down
dregons: is he okay? where are you
blue jay: he's okay kai and zane are with him now
blue jay: nya do you have the flash drive yet??
waterTHOSE: got it. we can pull out
[DREGONS] has sent out an emergency retreat signal. Please proceed to the designated collection point.
Zane Julien @theninjaofice ☑
Hello everyone! I've taken it upon myself to make a post to inform everyone that Cole has suffered a small injury. It is nothing serious, but he will be taken off our roster for these upcoming weeks. Thank you for your understanding!
Kira Desarin @CrystalGirlKira
Replying to @theninjaofice
Oh no! Is he going to be all right?
Cole Brookstone @officialblackninja ☑
Replying to @theninjaofice and @CrystalGirlKira
Don't worry, it's just a little bump! Nothing that can keep little old me down!
[Image description: a picture of Cole. He has a bandage wrapped around his head and a cast covers his right hand, but he smiles tiredly at the camera and gives a thumbs up.]
rock and roll buckaroo! @beesknees
Replying to @theninjaofice
GET BETTER SOON COLE! 😘
Group Chat: temporary students/pupils in training
natsu fast: you just had to go and break your hand huh Cole
rockandrollbaby: Hey, I didn't mean to!
rockandrollbaby: And you guys can just go to the arcade without me. I'll be fine
waterTHOSE: uh hell no
waterTHOSE: if you think for a second that lloyd is gonna leave your side boy youve got another thing coming
rockandrollbaby: So what? We make him have a lame birthday just because I had to go and do something stupid?
natsu fast: hey don't talk about my friend like that!
rockandrollbaby: I /literally/ said the same thing you did, Kai
natsu fast: okay but hey!
I see: What if we did something else? Something that didn't require Cole to use his hand, but would be just as fun for everyone?
blue jay: whatcha thinking zane?
when will Rocky Dangerbuff return from the war @ColeNation
A thread of Cole being the most leader to ever leader
[Image description: As the rest of the ninja goof off in the foreground, Cole stands a bit to the side, watching them warmly.]
when will Rocky Dangerbuff return from the war @ColeNation
Replying to @ColeNation
The way he's constantly counting heads wherever they go
[Image description: a gif of the ninja walking away from an event. Cole lingers at the back, clearly making sure that each person is there.]
when will Rocky Dangerbuff return from the war @ColeNation
Replying to @ColeNation
When they got jumpscared by that one interviewer... Immediately Cole checked to see if they were all okay
[Video description: A man in a mask jumps out from behind a couch. Jay and Kai scream and Lloyd nearly falls off the couch. Cole recovers from his shock and makes eye contact with each ninja personally, checking to see that they're all right.]
when will Rocky Dangerbuff return from the war @ColeNation
Replying to @ColeNation
Look at him going along with plasma's plan even though he clearly thinks it's stupid... true love
[Image description: Kai and Jay doing the macarena against a villain. Cole's face is completely deadpan as he also puts his hands on his hips.]
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when will Rocky Dangerbuff return from the war @ColeNation
Replying to @ColeNation
in conclusion Cole is the best leader that the ninja team could ever hope for I hope he gets better soon!
dregons @lukewarm
the ninja being very quiet rn... hmm suspicious 🤔
LLOYD DAY 2MORROW @kaifan05
Replying to @lukewarm
There's no new villain, at least that I'm aware of. Maybe they're planning something?
AMOGUS @4m0gus
Replying to @lukewarm
lol sus
Lloyd's 2021 Birthday Project! @Lloydbirthdayaccount
We're proud to announce that Lloyd's Birthday Education Initiative has raised $50 thousand to help underprivileged children across the nation! All proceeds go to providing children in grades k-12 with the resources they need to further their education. Read more below:
[Show thread]
Kai 🔥 @flaminhotninja ☑
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO
[Image description: Kai and Lloyd pose for a selfie. Lloyd has frosting smeared on his nose, and Kai holds up his fingers in bunny ears behind his head.]
Cole Brookstone @officialblackninja ☑
Happy birthday Lloyd! Sorry for ruining our other plans, but I think you'll have a great time today anyway! :D
🌺✨ the Gift of Jay ✨🌺 @zaptrap ☑
happy birthday lloyd!!!!! man how the time flies!!!
[Image description: A collection of pictures of Jay and Lloyd back when Lloyd was younger. They are all embarrassing ones, naturally.]
🐉 @greenninjaofficial ☑
Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes!! 🤗🎉 Let's all stay safe and healthy this year!
[Image description: A selfie of the ninja outside the gates of Mega Monster Amusement Park. The image is blurry. Kai's eyes are closed, Zane's head is turned away, and Jay is mid-sneeze. Lloyd beams wide at the camera.]
🐉 @greenninjaofficial ☑
Replying to @greenninjaofficial
@zaptrap delete that footage 🔪
fluff and buns @sweetfluffybunny
happy birthday lloyd!!!!
dregons @Dr_iving
lloyd you look so handsome! happy birthday!!!
Sewing is love @sewingislife
OMG so cute!!! 💚💚💚 happy birthday Lloyd stay safe too!!!!
Cole Brookstone @officialblackninja ☑
Hey @zaptrap is there any cake left?
🌺✨ the Gift of Jay ✨🌺 @zaptrap ☑
Replying to @officialblackninja
just my slice which you ARE NOT GETTING
Cole Brookstone @officialblackninja ☑
Replying to @zaptrap
But I'm injured! 🥺 please?
🌺✨ the Gift of Jay ✨🌺 @zaptrap ☑
Replying to @officialblackninja
this is workplace harassment