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    "I have an idea!"
    "Is it a good one?"
    "We could pretend to date!"
    "Ah, so the answer is no, then."
    "It can't really be that hard!"
    "It really could be."
    "And then everyone would think we're on good terms no matter how much we fight!"
    ...
    "I hate that you're right."

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    Or, the author is throwing a bunch of romantic cliches into one fic since she hasn't written proper romance in about two years and is greatly out of practice.

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