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1. Matchmaker, Matchmaker (Make Me A Murder) by knives4cash

   Fandoms: Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Heathers (1988), Columbo  

   • Mature
   • Major Character Death, Underage Sex
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   04 Jul 2024

   Tags

   • Major Character Death
   • Underage Sex
   • Heather Chandler/Veronica Sawyer
   • Heather Chandler & Veronica Sawyer
   • Jason "J. D." Dean & Veronica Sawyer
   • Heather Chandler (Heathers)
   • Veronica Sawyer
   • Heather McNamara
   • Heather Duke
   • Jason "J. D." Dean
   • Veronica Sawyer's Mother
   • Veronica Sawyer's Father
   • Veronica Sawyer's Parents
   • Betty Finn
   • Martha Dunnstock
   • Kurt Kelly
   • Ram Sweeney
   • Officer McCord (Heathers)
   • Lieutenant Columbo (Columbo)
   • Columbo's Car
   • Heather McNamara's Father
   • Country Club Courtney (Heathers)
   • Pauline Fleming
   • Lesbian Heather Chandler (Heathers)
   • Bisexual Veronica Sawyer
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Non-Graphic Smut
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • Compulsory Heterosexuality
   • Period-Typical Homophobia
   • Period-Typical Racism
   • Period-Typical Sexism
   • Period Typical Attitudes
   • Coming Out
   • Murder Mystery
   • Past Jason "J. D." Dean/Veronica Sawyer
   • Secret Relationship
   • Underage Drinking
   • Chansaw
   • Fluff
   • Mutual Pining
   • Teen Romance
   • How-Catch-Em
   • Heather Chandler Lives (Heathers)
   • Idiots in Love

   Summary

   December 25, 1988. Dear Diary: Heather Chandler was arrested for the murder of Jason Dean today, and what do I do? I ask her to marry me. My teen hormonal imbalance has imploded.

   "A little murder never killed anyone," Heather would go on to tell the jury in her closing statement. It actually got a good laugh out of all twelve peers, the judge, and the prosecutors.
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   DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL. Tune in tonight for this exciting made-for-TV movie, a riveting How-Catch-'Em starring Kim Walker, Winona Ryder, and special guest star Peter Falk, who bring you a tale as old as time! Murder in the name of forbidden love!

   Series

   • Part 2 of The Lieutenant VS The Lesbians: 1957 - 2008

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