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1. Fortune Hold You (she's not your friend) by alpha_hydra

   Fandoms: Naruto  

   • Not Rated
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   18 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Hatake Kakashi/Umino Iruka
   • Hatake Kakashi
   • Umino Iruka
   • Yamato | Tenzou
   • Tsunade (Naruto)
   • Maito Gai | Might Guy
   • Pakkun (Naruto)
   • Hatake Kakashi's Ninken - Character
   • Uchiha Itachi
   • Uzumaki Naruto
   • Uchiha Sasuke
   • Shimura Danzou
   • Shiranui Genma
   • Mitarashi Anko
   • ANBU (Naruto) - Character
   • Anbu Root
   • Morino Ibiki
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Canonical Character Death
   • Anbu Hatake Kakashi
   • Hatake Kakashi Has Issues
   • Touch-Starved Hatake Kakashi
   • BAMF Umino Iruka
   • Mission Fic
   • Fix-It of Sorts
   • Pre-Naruto Canon Era
   • Hokage Tsunade (Naruto)
   • Dissociation
   • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
   • Implied/Referenced Suicide
   • References to Depression
   • working through trauma
   • Iruka is not a therapist
   • but damn does he sometimes wish he were
   • Slow Burn
   • Pakkun is the most stable of Kakashi's father figures fight me on it
   • Grief/Mourning

   Summary

   Kakashi hears it first from Genma, who is whispering it to Anko while wringing his hands together.

   Umino Iruka’s new interrogation technique is pulling Jonin from active duty. They're dropping like flies. Kakashi decides to see for himself what's so ground-breaking about it.

   AKA: Wherein Kakashi is forced to acknowledge that he's not actually doing okay, all things considered.

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

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