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Clint stares down the lat pulldown machine. He's not blinking first.
"You're being a dumbass," Kate informs him. "Cross-training is not a sacrifice of your core values as a human being."
"No, just a sacrifice of my core values as a real-ass bitch." Clint casts a scornful glance into the wall of mirrors reflecting the free weights area. "Look at these guys. Fucking robots. Insert protein powder, excrete reps. I will bite a cyanide capsule before I become one of them."
Kate rolls her eyes. "Oh yeah, neck pain and headaches are super badass. You're so cool, when I grow up I wanna develop a severe muscle imbalance just like you."
