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M.A.G.I.C
evilspawn: for the record, I've never agreed with the nicknames in this chat
t-sister2: shut up, evilspawn
bambi: for once, I'll agree with Alex
t-sister2: you two are lucky I even added you in here.
dr.blondie: lol why did you even make this group chat?
dr.blondie: we see each other every day.
t-sister2: i was bored, you have the gossip, mer barely answers my texts and I can bully the other two whenever I want
evilspawn: I'm leaving…
t-sister2: don't you want to learn the latest news of the rumor mill?
evilspawn: robbins has been driving me up the wall today
evilspawn: I couldn't care less about the news right now
t-sister2: aren't you curious?
evilspawn: no. bye.
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bambi: are you gonna tell us or what?
t-sister2: blondie, wanna do the honors?
dr.blondie: according to the chief, Montgomery is coming back for a consult and maybe a surgery!!!
t-sister2: EHHHH SATAN IS COMING BACK TO HELL!
t-sister1: Addison is coming???
t-sister2: was wondering when you'd show up, mer… 👀
t-sister1: …
dr.blondie: I kinda missed Satan tbh.
bambi: yeah she was one of the best attendings
t-sister2: did you miss her, mer?
t-sister1: Cristina…
bambi: what's going on?
t-sister1: nothing
t-sister2: nothing
dr.blondie: doesn't seem like nothing to me.
t-sister1 is offline
bambi: Why did she log off?
t-sister2: she was paged probably
dr.blondie: was she really?
t-sister2: I'm not with her. How should I know?
dr.blondie: Cristina…
t-sister2: oh come on..
t-sister2: it's just the whole mcbastard-mchottie drama.
dr.blondie: what about it?
t-sister2: she feels responsible for their divorce, plus there are a lot of feelings involved.
bambi: ahh makes sense
dr.blondie: hmmm. if you say so.
t-sister2: no really.
dr.blondie: plz Cristina, it's been a year since Mer broke up with mcass…
dr.blondie: you can't tell me she is still hung up on him.
t-sister2: never said anything about him
dr.blondie: omg! her?
bambi: who?
t-sister2: shut up, bambi
dr.blondie: shush, George.
bambi: geez….
t-sister2: you better not say anything, blondie.
dr.blondie: you got it.
bambi: Why haven't you added April and Jackson in here?
dr.blondie: I swear sometimes I wanna hit you, George.
bambi: what did I do?
dr.blondie: seriously?
bambi: what?
t-sister2: such a clueless bambi!
t-sister2: we five started as interns together and that's special
dr.blondie: is that it or is it because you couldn't fit their initials to the group chat name?
t-sister2: shut up, blondie.
dr.blondie: thought so
t-sister2: pager going off
dr.blondie: mine too
bambi: same
t-sister2: must be big. first one to the pit gets to choose whichever surgery they want to do today.
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Nobility
mcsteamy added Addison in chat
orthochick: Addie!!!
dr.sunshine: hello :)
thesuperiorshepherd: OMG, ADDIE! It's been so long!
Addison: hello, everyone!
mcsteamy set Addison's nickname to rulerofallthatisevil
mcasshole: now that's more like it…
mcsteamy: and that's why you are stuck with that nickname, Derek…
mcasshole: YOU ARE THE ONE THAT CHANGED HER NICKNAME!
mcsteamy: Yeah but I did it because I love to tease her. You are just being an asshole.
mcasshole: Whatever.
orthochick: guys behave… addie, is it true? are you coming back?
rulerofallthatisevil: I am. For a few days, at least.
dr.sunshine: that's so cool, I can't wait to meet you!! I heard so much about you!!
rulerofallthatisevil: and you must be Arizona, right?
dr.sunshine: how can you tell??!!
rulerofallthatisevil: I've heard a lot about you… from a certain fellow attending.
orthochick: …
dr.sunshine: did you now??!! I wonder who would that be!!
g.i.jane: Hi. I'm Teddy Altman.
mcsteamy: and Yang's crush.
rulerofallthatisevil: hahaha nice to meet you, Teddy.
g.i.jane: She does not have a crush on me… She is just interested in cardio. Nice meet you, Addison.
mcsteamy: keep telling yourself that…
orthochick: Teddy! I AM BUYING YOU A FUCKING DRINK TONIGHT!
g.i.jane: Why?
dr.sunshine: for changing the subject, I am sure…!
g.i.jane: ohhh xD Can't tonight! I am on call.
g.i.jane: But you can take someone else out for a drink tonight.
dr.sunshine: I’m free tonight!!!
orthochick: afshsjahdka okay. Illseeyoutonight.
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rulerofallthatisevil: hahaha how much you wanna bet that she is already freaking out?
mcsteamy: she's already calling me for help xD brb, bestie in crisis
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thesuperiorshepherd: so when are you coming, Addie?
rulerofallthatisevil: my flight is tonight. I'll probably stay for about a week.
dr.sunshine: ohhh we should do an attending's night out!
g.i.jane: as long as there is alcohol, I'm in
thesuperiorshepherd: I won't be drinking but I'll be there.
rulerofallthatisevil: ohh that would be fun. count me in.
mcasshole: are we inviting residents?
thesuperiorshepherd: Jesus fucking christ, Derek… she dumped your ass, get over it already. it's been a year.
mcasshole: well she hasn't been dating anyone since then…
thesuperiorshepherd: that doesn't mean she wants to date you. leave her alone already.
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thesuperiorshepherd: go pout and lick your wounds… great
rulerofallthatisevil: did he and Grey break up?
thesuperiorshepherd: oh yeaaah. The hospital was buzzing for weeks.
dr.sunshine: I remember that!!! According to the rumor mill, she has been in love with someone else for some time now.
g.i.jane: omg I didn't know that. Who?
thesuperiorshepherd: that's the weird part. Nobody knows.
rulerofallthatisevil: I bet Yang does.
dr.sunshine: ohhh maybe Altman can sweet talk her into finding out.
g.i.jane: omg will you stop?
dr.sunshine: can't help it when I know you like her!!
g.i.jane: shut up, I don't like her!
g.i.joe: Don't you people have surgeries?
thesuperiorshepherd: ooop the big boss is here and he sounds mad!
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g.i.jane is offline.
g.i.joe: Shepherd…
thesuperiorshepherd: what? It's my day off!
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thesuperiorshepherd: I swear he only comes here to scold us!
rulerofallthatisevil: Is that the Chief?
thesuperiorshepherd: That's Chief Hunt, yeah.
rulerofallthatisevil: I talked to him on the phone. He sounds strict.
thesuperiorshepherd: eh he is alright. Doesn't know how to have fun though.
rulerofallthatisevil: I see that! Now tell me all the gossip I have missed!
thesuperiorshepherd: I will but not here. Hold on. I'll call you.
[The next day]
S.G.M.W.H (Seattle Grace Mercy West Hospital)
oldchief added rulerofallthatisevil in the chat
rulerofallthatisevil: I’m glad that the nickname is catching on in other group chats as well…
oldchief: sorry, addie. I don't know how to work these devilish things.
rulerofallthatisevil: that’s okay, richard. :)
g.i.joe: come by my office when you arrive, Montgomery.
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rulerofallthatisevil: he certainly makes you feel welcome, doesn’t he?
g.i.jane: don’t worry. he is just bark and no bite. welcome back to Seattle btw.
rulerofallthatisevil: thank you, teddy. it’s so damn early though!
g.i.jane: hahaha yeah. have you forgotten how it feels to wake up so early?
rulerofallthatisevil: you bet I have. I miss it a little, not gonna lie.
oldchief: I made sure that your job is still waiting for you, if you ever change your mind.
rulerofallthatisevil: Richard…
oldchief: I AM JUST SAYING.
mcsteamy: good morning. addie, you should really consider coming back. this place is not the same without you. ;)
mcsteamy: no need to yell, richard.
oldchief: I AM NOT YELLING.
mcsteamy: when you use uppercase in texting, it means you are yelling.
rulerofallthatisevil: xD
g.i.jane: xD
thesuperiorshepherd: lol
oldchief: OHHH. SORRY!
oldchief: I mean sorry.
mcsteamy: that's better.
t-sister2: welcome back, dr. satan.
t-sister1: cristina!
mcsteamy: xD
t-sister2: geez, I'm joking… didn't mean to offend your favorite attending!
t-sister1: Cristina, wth?
g.i.jane: ohhhh?
thesuperiorshepherd: :O
mcsteamy: I thought I was your favorite attending.
orthochick: wrong Grey, Sloan…
mcsteamy: how was your night out with dr.sunshine, Torres?
orthochick: oops, someone's paging me.
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mcsteamy: thought so…
rulerofallthatisevil: You are alright, Yang. Thank you.
t-sister2: see, Mer? She is alright with it…
t-sister1:...
evilspawn: welcome back, dr. montgomery
bambi: we missed you around here, dr. montgomery!
t-sister2: hurry up, mer or bambi will do all the kiss-up.
bambi: I'm not doing any kiss-up….
evilspawn: agree to disagree
t-sister1: cristina, if you shut up, i’ll give you my cardio surgery for today.
t-sister2: that’s all I wanted. thank you.
mcsteamy: looks like the residents are done with their rounds.
rulerofallthatisevil: I can see that. thank you, guys. i’m looking forward to seeing what you have learned since I left.
dr.blondie: hi, dr. Montgomery!
rulerofallthatisevil: hello, Izzie.
oldchief: Grey?
t-sister1: Yes, sir?
oldchief: you are giving cardio to Yang today?
t-sister1: Yes. Since it's the only way to shut her up.
oldchief: good, good. you are with Montgomery then.
t-sister2: hehe that was so easy.
t-sister1: cristina, you will pay for this.
rulerofallthatisevil: If you don't want to work with me I'll find someone else Grey. Karev, perhaps?
evilspawn: can't. I'm with Robbins today :)
dr.sunshine: oh if Addison needs you, I can spare you today.
evilspawn: please don't.
t-sister1: calm down, Alex.
t-sister1: no, dr. montgomery. That's not it. Really.
rulerofallthatisevil: good.
rulerofallthatisevil: I was starting to worry that you didn’t like me. ;)
t-sister1: Ineversaidthat.
t-sister2: oh no. I can attest to that. she likes you, dr. montgomery.
t-sister1: Cristina, I'll take the surgery back…….
t-sister2: you can't now. Webber changed the schedule already.
thesuperiorshepherd: that sounded a lot like flirting to me… what do you think, Sloan?
mcsteamy: now that you are mentioning it…
rulerofallthatisevil: ...
t-sister1: I was not flirting…
mcsteamy: Who said anything about you Grey?
t-sister2: you are hopeless!
t-sister1: oh..
thesuperiorshepherd: glad to know where you stand though, Grey…
t-sister1: Bailey is paging me, byeee! Glad to have you back, dr. Montgomery
rulerofallthatisevil: Thank you, Grey. I am looking forward to working with you.
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mcsteamy: whipped
thesuperiorshepherd: imagine if they were actually together!
mcsteamy: that would be really hot though.
thesuperiorshepherd: don't be a pig!
rulerofallthatisevil: both of you shut it.
ActualBoss: Why the hell did Grey say I paged her? I'm not even in yet.
t-sister2: hehe. busted…
ActualBoss: Welcome back, Montgomery! You are not chasing after your husband this time, are you?
rulerofallthatisevil: Thank you, Miranda! Hahaha don't worry. There will be no drama this time.
ActualBoss: Good because I'm getting enough drama from these bozos already.
mcsteamy: who is she talking about?
thesuperiorshepherd: beats me…
ActualBoss: Mhmmmm…
rulerofallthatisevil: I have to catch a cab. I'll see you all later today! Thank you for the warm welcome <3
g.i.jane: see you later
t-sister2: give my sister some hell today xD
thesuperiorshepherd: xD see ya, big sis <3
mcsteamy: see ya, Red!
evilspawn: thank God Mer was ropped into that. I dodged a bullet.
rulerofallthatisevil: I'm still here Karev… be careful…
evilspawn: hehe sorry, Dr. Montgomery!
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evilspawn: you think I'm going to pay for that?
t-sister2: yes
mcsteamy: yes
dr.blondie: yes
dr.sunshine: yes
thesuperiorshepherd: yes
evilspawn: gee thanks…