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1. go insane by TheResurrectionist

   Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   23 Dec 2022

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Clark Kent & Bruce Wayne
   • Clark Kent
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Alfred Pennyworth
   • Lois Lane (mentioned)
   • Minor Injuries
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Blood and Injury
   • Kryptonite (DCU)
   • Hurt Clark Kent
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Worried Bruce Wayne
   • pov you ask your best friend to punch you
   • "everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth"
   • bruce "none of my teeth are real and neither is my nose" wayne everybody
   • no beta we die like jason todd
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Platonic Relationships
   • but can be read as pre superbat if you want
   • yes this is a little like the x men first class scene sue me

   Summary

   “Contrary to popular belief,” Bruce said, “I don’t like hitting people.”

   “But you’re good at it,” Clark said, “And I know you won’t hurt me.”

   The look returned.

   “Won’t hurt me more than what I’m asking for,” Clark clarified quickly, “Which is to punch me in the nose. About as hard as you can.”

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