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1. How To Become The Valedictorian by Theyisms

   Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   20 Jan 2026

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   • Diluc/Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact)
   • Diluc (Genshin Impact)
   • Tartaglia | Childe (Genshin Impact)
   • Kaeya (Genshin Impact)
   • Jean (Genshin Impact)
   • Yoimiya (Genshin Impact)
   • Thoma (Genshin Impact)
   • Adelinde (Genshin Impact)
   • Teucer (Genshin Impact)
   • Xinyan (Genshin Impact)
   • Arataki Itto
   • Furina (Genshin Impact)
   • Neuvillette (Genshin Impact)
   • Academic rivals
   • Fake Friendship
   • Autistic Diluc (Genshin Impact)
   • Tartaglia | Childe Has ADHD (Genshin Impact)
   • Tartaglia | Childe is Called Ajax (Genshin Impact)
   • previous family death
   • ragbro reconciliation already happened i live for that shit
   • Rivals to Lovers
   • Insane modern Chiluc?
   • Brief mentions of weed
   • alcohol use
   • Angst
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • The burn WAS slow
   • but stay tuned
   • The author has planned misbehavior
   • Complicated relationship with ya father

   Summary

   By definition, in order for an unstoppable force to truly be unstoppable it must have an infinite amount of energy to expend. Since no such force exists, the force present will yield to the object which cannot be moved by any force of any magnitude. But who in this scheme is the unstoppable force, and who is the immovable object?

   Series

   • Part 1 of How To

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