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  1. Diamonds And Sunflowers by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022)  

    16 Apr 2023

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    " So let me get this straight," Lois, voice tart and loose with their favorite cheap wine, smiles incredibly big, incredibly shark-like, " You met your celebrity crush in a coffee shop. You manhandle an ableist asshole for him,--"

    " I didn't manhandle him, I just forcefully moved him where I wanted."

    " –, you then proceeded to homoerotically have coffee together. And you just happened to wear the sluttiest jeans and sweater on the same day as his interview. As a coincidence."

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    A bad incident during Bruce's visit to Metropolis takes a very sweet turn. He may be a mess, but Clark's never been afraid of work.

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