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yougetnoclosure has created "Rhodes Island Company Group chat!" - 10:19, 1099 August 20th
yougetnoclosure has added Amiya1083 and Kaltsit.
yougetnoclosure: testing testing 1234
yougetnoclosure: yeah it works, can y'all see this?
Amiya1083: If we couldn't see it, would we even be able to tell you?
yougetnoclosure: shhh don't worry about it. at least the servers are up and running
Kaltsit: Closure, please remember to monitor and moderate this channel sufficiently, as it is now your responsibility.
yougetnoclosure: relax doc, i got this all handled just fine
- 10:26, 1099 August 20th -
Kaltsit: That's good. You may begin to add other Rhodes Island operators as time goes on. Please remember that this is an informal group chat and is not made for official company contact. Company documents should not be posted, however company members are not allowed to invite people outside the company itself. For now we shall only invite Rhodes Islands company operators as we still need to even out the contracts with places such as Rhine Labs and the Abyssal Hunters.
yougetnoclosure: i ain't readin allat but I get the jist of it. hold on I'll pin it so others can read in the future.
yougetnoclosure pinned a message by Kaltsit. - 10:27, 1099 August 20th
Kaltsit: I still don't get why you didn't allow apostrophes in the username selection, I will not be the only one dissapointed by this.
yougetnoclosure: you can just change your nickname lol, it's just weird to add, long story.
Kal'tsit: There won't be other chats on this app, you really didn't need to add a nickname function altogether.
yougetnoclosure: rhodes employees can private message eachother and make their own group chats, so like, there will be other stuff just nothing important.
Kal'tsit: Okay.
yougetnoclosure added: Rosmontis, BullshitBlazing, PhantomOfTheOpera, thornbush, RhodesSexiest, AnotherDayAnotherW, aMuddedRock, and weeds. - 10:35, 1099 August 20th
yougetnoclosure: have fun kids
Kal'tsit: Blaze, reminder that while this is informal, we as your managers can still see your Username and such. If profane language such as so is spread on official Rhodes Island Documents, you will be punished appropriately.
RhodesSexiest: sup chat
BullshitBlazing: relax doc, I don't swear that much as is, so it's fine.
PhantomOfTheOpera: Are you all little people living in my phone?
weeds: No Lucian, we're your co-workers, we're just communicating through the phone
AnotherDayAnotherW: help me Phantom I'm trapped inside this screen [DELETED]
AnotherDayAnotherW was muted by Amiya1083 for 15 minutes. Reason: Please don't screw with mentally volatile operators like that. - 10:37. 1099 August 20th
Kal'tsit: Blaze, you have the second most recorded infractions for swearing in the company might I remind you.
Rosmontis: howdoipressspace
BullshitBlazing: second most isn't high enough if you ask me who is number one
BullshitBlazing: nevermind it's probably W
(AnotherDayAnotherW reacted with :peacesign:)
Amiya1083: Rosmontis, you press space by pressing the giant bar on your keyboard!
Rosmontis: okay
- 11:47, 1099 August 20th -
yougetnoclosure: oh yeah I forgot some people
yougetnoclosure added: NearltheRadiant, Firewatching, C20H23N7O7, and surtur - 10:43, 10 99 August 20th
Rosmontis: I'm hungry
(NearltheRadiant reacted with :gasp:)
surtur: Why is my name surtur
NearltheRadiant: Didn't you choose your own name?
surtur: I thought i typed surtur
surtur: Surtur
surtur: Surtr****
C20H23N7O7: Try asking Closure, as she's likely able to change it.
yougetnoclosure: I'll change it later just use nicknames
Surtr: Whatever. This technology stuff is weird anyway.
- 13:44 1099 August 20th -
thornbush: me and Elysium are about to play pool in the 4th level commons does anybody want to come watch.
yougetnoclosure: otw.
Rosmontis: will there be snacks?
thornbush: you can feast on whatever remains of his dignity after he loses.
thornbush: also there will be chips
Rosmontis: I'm heading down.
AnotherDayAnotherW: I'll come down under the condition that the loser has a Mohawk
RhodesSexiest: bet
AnotherDayAnotherW: Lmao thorns is gonna look great in a mohawk
thornbush: the lack of confidence you have in me of all people to play pool is shocking.
PhantomOfTheOpera: I am already there, I believe Thorns will win.
aMuddedRock: I have faith in Elysium, but not enough faith to the point that he could surpass Thorns in a game like pool
Firewatching: Elysium will win because otherwise his pride will be damaged so far that we won’t see him until his hair is back to normal.
RhodesSexiest: firewatch you are my one true supporter it’s me and you against the world.
BullshitBlazing: it’s gonna stay that way. I’m betting thorns.
NearltheRadiant: I can’t go I’m in a LcDonalds but tell me who wins.
RhodesSexiest: no need because you KNOW it will be me
thornbush: i feel like you can easily assume it’s not elysium
C20H23N7O7: I’ll be sure to report back on who wins, I’ll be there but probably not paying attention since I have some documents to look over.
(AnotherDayAnotherW, BullshitBlazing, and RhodesSexiest reacted with :nerd:)
C20H23N7O7: Rude.
- 14:02 1099 August 20th -
Kal’tsit: Seeing you take something even close to a break is a rare sight, I encourage you to do this more often, Operator Folinic.
BullshitBlazing: wait doc how the hell did you figure out that was folinic that looks like keysmashing.
C20H23N7O7: It’s the chemical formula for Folinic Acid.
BullshitBlazing: oh i forgot you were a nerd like that
C20H23N7O7: Whatever, I’ll probably be there before you given how unpunctual you can be.
BullshitBlazing: okay all of my doubts are quelled that’s such a folinic insult
C20H23N7O7: What’s that supposed to mean? I think that was a pretty good insult.
thornbush: by the time you two are down here we’re already gonna be done the game.
C20H23N7O7: You make a valid point, Apologies.
BullshitBlazing: i’m still gonna be there before Folinic, time me.
- 22:41, 1099 August 20th -
NearltheRadiant: Wait so who won?
thornbush: not elysium.
MowhawkMan: WHO CHANGED MY NICKNAME
yougetnoclosure: some secrets will forever remain a secret.
NearltheRadiant: I can’t say I didn’t expect this. Glad to hear it was all in good spirits though!
AnotherDayAnotherW: so like, is everyone gonna get tossed in here at some point?
yougetnoclosure: that’s the plan but there’s gonna be some weird things we need to iron out about employment as this is technically considered a pure company chatroom, blame the good doctor kal’tsit if you have anyone you can’t invite or if there’s anyone you want to see about inviting.
AnotherDayAnotherW: eh it’s too late in the night for that i’ll ask about it late. gn y’all
yougetnoclosure: what the hell you of all people have a bedtime?
AnotherDayAnotherW: yep, it takes a lot of beauty sleep to be so slay.
yougetnoclosure: i am living proof that is not true
AnotherDayAnotherW: you’re slay, but not so slay it hurts, also you’re nocturnal and i’m pretty sure most of your blood is 300 minute energy anyways, so.
yougetnoclosure: it hurts but that’s right. gn fellow slaykaz.
AnotherDayAnotherW: goodnight slaykaz.