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Bootyyyshaker9000 added CaptainRyanFangirl, Kys, NerdEmoji, and TurtleConosewer to the chat
Bootyyyshaker9000 renamed the chat to ‘I HAVE CREATED INTERDIMENSIONAL COMMUNICATION’
gayass: what
gayass: donnie wtf did u do
Kys: who the fuck
BobbyFlay: OMIGOSHHH
Bootyyyshaker9000: My dearest family, I, like the brilliant genius I am, figured out a way to contact versions of ourselves in an alternate universe and add them to this chat.
BIGRED: Donnie.
Bootyyyshaker9000: You all owe me so much money. <3
NerdEmoji: I swear to god I do not have enough energy to deal with more alternate universes right now.
Bootyyyshaker9000: MORE ALTERNATE UNIVERSES??!?!?!?!?!? YOU MEAN YOU’VE MADE CONTACT WITH OTHER ALTERNATE UNIVERSES???!??!?!!?11
NerdEmoji: Yes, and they were annoying as hell and I don’t want my already present headache to get any worse.
BobbyFlay: I PROMISE WE’RE COOL PLLSSSS PLLSSS PLSSS
CaptainRyanFangirl: I say as long as you don’t shout ‘Turtle Power!’ every 5 minutes you sound okay.
BobbyFlay: LETSSSS OGOOOOO
CaptainRyanFangirl: I think that we should introduce ourselves, as I can’t really tell who is who just from the usernames.
TurtleConosewer: OOOH I WANNA GO FIRST CAN WE GO FIRST 🥺
BIGRED: I don’t think we mind going second :D
TurtleConosewer: YISSSS
TurtleConosewer: OKAY ME FIRST.
TurtleConosewer: Hi I’m Mikey, He/They/Vae, 18 :]
Kys: Raph He/Him 18
NerdEmoji: I’m Donnie, They/He/Xeir, 18
CaptainRyanFangirl: I’m Leo, Lee, or Cleo, She/Her, 18 ^-^
BobbyFlay: OKAY OKAY US NOW :D
BobbyFlay: Okay I’m Mikey, Michael, or Gigi, All pronouns and i mean ALL, 15
Bootyyyshaker9000: I’m Donnie, Didi, or Purple/Purp, They/It/Tech/He/She/Spark, 16
BIGRED: I’m Raph or Rafi, She/He, 17 :)
gayass: im leo or leon, he/him, 16 😗
gayass: reply to CaptainRyanFangirl: I’m Leo o…wait r u a girl??
CaptainRyanFangirl: uhh, yes?
Kys: You got a problem with that?
gayass: no i just
gayass: its weird to me theres a universe where im cis lmao
CaptainRyanFangirl: I’m not cis?
gayass: …
gayass: but u said ur a girl…
CaptainRyanFangril: yeah?
CaptainRyanFangirl: Wait, you’re not cis?
gayass: noooooooo
CaptainRyanFangirl: I’m mtf
gayass: OH
gayass: OKAY IM FTM
CaptainRyanFangirl: That makes so much more sense
gayass: …
gayass: r u straight…
CaptainRyanFangirl: I would rather kill myself than be attracted to a man
Kys: DAMN
gayass: ….
gayass: okay i am very much gay and i am assuming from that then u r a lesbian
CaptainRyanFangirl: Yes.
gayass: ok so we are literally polar opposites of each other lmao
Bootyyyshaker9000: As humorous as this conversation has become, I would like to figure out more about each of our universes and the differences between them
Bootyyyshaker9000: What types of turtles are all of you?
TurtleConosewer: Dee thinks we’re either box shell turtles or some diamond thing i think
Bootyyyshaker9000: Who is ‘we?’
TurtleConosewer: all of us???
BobbyFlay: UR ALL THE SSME TYPE OF TRTLUE???
Kys: yeah??????
BIGRED: Okay, all of us are different types of turtles. I’m an alligator snapping turtle, Leo’s a red-eared slider, Don is a spiny softshell, and Mikey is an ornate box turtle
NerdEmoji: Fascinating
gayass: im clocking u as autistic
NerdEmoji: …
Bootyyyshaker9000: Leo.
gayass: <3
NerdEmoji: He isn’t wrong but
NerdEmoji: …
NerdEmoji: I am at a loss for words.
gayass: honestly ur all giving autism
CaptainRyanFangirl: …
TurtleConosewer: thats probs cuz were all autistic LAMOOOO
Bootyyyshaker9000: That tracks ngl
gayass: i think all of us are some type of neurodivergent ☠️
Kys: Fr
CaptainRyanFangirl: Wait actually?
BIGRED: If all of you guys are autistic then yeah i think
BobbyFlay: 💀💀💀
gayass: pls tell me ur all gay aswell 🙏
CaptainRyanFangirl: 👀
gayass: if there r any straights, announce urself now to avoid persecution
Kys: Damn
BobbyFlay: 🏳️🌈
gayass: 🧎lets gooooo
gayass: well i already know mine and other mes, r u guys comfty saying urs?
NerdEmoji: I’m comfortable saying mine, is anyone not comfortable with saying theirs?
NerdEmoji: Okay, I’m bi and nonbinary
Kys: I’m bi and genderqueer
TurtleConosewer: I’m gay, aroace, and i think im boyflux? Idk but definetly more mask leaning though
CaptainRyanFangirl: I already kinda said it but I’m a transfem lesbian and also cupioromantic
Gayass: LMAO i’m also cupioromantic nad gay trans guy
BIGRED: I’m bigender, polysexual, grayromantic, and ace
Bootyyyshaker9000: I’m a lesbian and maverique
BobbyFlay: I’m also a lesbian, plus aroace and pangender :D
gayass: reply to TurtleConosewer: I’m gay an…
TurtleConosewer: Whata
BobbyFlay: NAHHHHHHHHH
Bootyyyshaker9000: Do you guys not have Dream? Like the minecraft mf? He does videos on youtube and always gets into controversy on twt?
NerdEmoji: Was he one of those people on vine who transferred over after it shut down?
Bootyyyshaker9000: …
gayass: WHAT
gayass: WHAT YEAR IS IT, 2016??????
NerdEmoji: 2018, actually
BobbyFlay: WHAY
BobbyFlay: ITS 2023 FOR US
CaptainRyanFangirl: Oh!
gayass: were you guys fucking viners? 😭😭😭
Kys: I mean we had it? But we werent really viners or whatever
gayass: sobbing rn
CaptainRyanFangirl: Are you okay?
gayass: no im not liek actually crying
gayass: its like
gayass: uh
gayass: idk how to explain it
BIGRED: It’s kinda like the skull emoji, or like the term “lmao” Sorta, that’s the best way i can think of to explain it.
CaptainRyanFangirl: Ohhhh
CaptainRyanFangirl: Got it! ^-^
BobbyFlay: WAITIWAITIWIAITIWIAIYI
BobbyFlay: I WAS JUST READIHNF BACK INT HIS CHATT
BobbyFlay: YOU’RE ALL THE SAME AGE????W WH
Kys: Yeah? Lee’s basically our oldest tho
BobbyFlay: I WAS TOO DISTRACTEC BYV THE GEEDER CONVERSTINO
BobbyFlay: THATA IS SO WEORD TO THINK ABOUT
Kys: Okay, i maybe got distracted by the gender conversation too, who’s your oldest?
BobbyFlay: YOU
BobbyFlay: RAPH
BobbyFlay: OUR RAPH
Kys: WHAT
gayass: WAIT I ALSO WAS NOT PAYING ATTRENTIIONC WAHAT
CaptainRyanFangirl: Oh
CaptainRyanFangirl: Is your Raph the leader then?
BIGRED: Ex-leader/co-leader kind of thing? I used to be leader but then pops made Leo leader cause I suck at in the moment decision making and got all panicky, but (No offense to Leo 😞) Leo kind of sucks at pre-battle planning so we just combined forces and I do most of like, the pre-battle strategy and stuff, and Leo takes over once we actually initiate with people.
TurtleConosewer: Ohhhhhhh
TurtleConosewer: Wait ur not fatherless?
BobbyFlay: No, we father squared
BobbyFlay: WAIT R U FATHERLESS??
Kys: Yah
BIGRED: Oh
BIGERED: I’m sorry for your loss.
Kys: Ehhhhhh, sensei was kind of a dick ngl
CaptainRyanFangirl: RAPH
Kys: As a sensei he was fine but he was kind of a shit father
gayass: oh
gayass: if its not to invasive can i ask exactly why he was a shit father?
Kys: He didn’t know how to handle like any of our issues, pitted us all against each other, practically parentified Leo to the point where the only issues we ever brought up to him were about our training and we went to Lee for literally everything else, basically told Lee to just walk off an injury she was literally in a coma for 3 months for, when the world was literally invaded by aliens he refused to help us with it even though April got really pissed and yelled at him when he said he was staying in the lair, on that same invasion mission, told Leo that a mission was more important when her life which led to her fucking sacrificing herself so that the mission would succeed, basically told me to just ignore my anger or suppress it instead of like finding a coping mechanism or something to let it out on which led to explosions of my anger being like 10x worse cause they were built up for so long, basically completely ignored mine, Donnie, and Mikeys existence if he wasn’t criticizing us, oh and his whole stupid vendetta with the shredder over a fuckig chick got us dragged into this whole mess in the first place
Kys: To name a few
BIGRED: That is a lot of words
gayass: oh
gayass: yeah he sounds like a piece of shit ☠️
TurtleConosewer: Can i ask what youre splinters like?
gayass: he was pretty absent for the first 14ish years of our life, but he was suffering from really really bad depression and he was trying the best he could physically manage
gayass: hes a lot better now tho, once he was actually able to talk to someone and get medicated its just occasional episodes, otherwise hes pretty present and supportive of us
BobbyFlay: OOH YOU GUYS HAVE AN APRIL TOO???
TurtleConosewer: Oooooh Leo 😏😏😏
CaptainRyanFangirl: Kills you
TurtleConosewer: 🤯
Turtleconosewer: How could you Lee 😢
gayass: reply to TurtleConosewer: Oooooh L… ???
Kys: Lees getting all pissy cause April’s her girlfriend
Bootyyyshaker9000: WHAT
gayass: WHGHT
CaptainRyanFangirl: Reply to Kys: Lees get… You’d get all pissy if I brought up Casey
gayass: im kinda scared to ask but why would he be pissed if u brought up casey?
CaptainFangirl: Casey’s his boyfriend
gayass: okay that is a lot more plausible
BIGRED: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS MORE PLAUSIBLE
gayass: wait
gayass: casey sr or casey jr
Kys: The fuck you mean sr or jr?
gayass: which casey???
Kys: You have more than one????
gayass: you dont????
Kys: We have one Casey
gayass: ok we have 2, Casey and CJ, he’s her son from the future that future mikey sent back in time to stop an alien apocalypse and now he like co-lives with us, april, and Casey
NerdEmoji: I’M SORRY?
gayass: haha oh yeah we havent mentioned that yet huh
NerdEmoji: YOU MOST CERTAINLY HAVE NOT
Bootyyyshaker9000: I suggest we move on from the topic of the future because it would take hours to explain the intricacies of it and the repracussions of it
gayass: yeah i say we go back to the topic of OTHER ME DATING APRIL??????
CaptainRyanFangirl: Does it really disturb you that much?
gayass: YES APRIL IS LIKE MY OLDER SISTER
CaptainRyanFangirl: Ohhhh, i suppose that would be weird, that’s not the dynamic we have here, she was just a really close friend to me, to all of us actually, but yeah
gayass: i am thoroughly disturbed
Kys: If you think that’s disturbing wait till you hear about her fucking crush on karai
CaptainRyanFangirl: I ABSOLUTELY DID NOT
gayass: WHTA
BobbyFlay: 
gayass: YOU HAD A CRUSH ON GRAM GRAM????????
CaptainRyanFangirl: Gram Gram? She’s my sister
gayass: HUHHHHH
CaptainRyanFangirl: It wasn’t even a crush in the first place just gender envy/admiration + autism
gayass: I’m watching you
CaptainRyanFangirl: Can we please stop talking about this
gayass: i second that
Bootyyyshaker9000: 
Bootyyyshaker9000: Thoughts about adding another four turtles? 🙂
TurtleConosewer: DO IT
NerdEmoji: Please no more
Bootyyyshaker9000: Doing it rn :)
BootyyyShaker9000 added Fearless, TechWhiz, Shellhead, TurtleTitan to the chat
TechWhiz: ?
TechWhiz: What is this?
Bootyyyshaker900: Hello fellow turtles, I am Othello Von Ryan, aka Donatello, and I have created interdimensional travel in the form of this groupchat!
TechWhiz: Oml again?
Bootyyyshaker900: AGAIN??? WHAT IS WITH EVERY OTHER VERSION OF US ALREADY EXPIRIENCEING INTERDIMENIONAL COMMUNICATION?
Shellhead: No fucking way
Shellhead: Please god tell me those mfs from the 80s aren’t here
TurtleConosewer: YOU’VE MET THEM TOO????????
TurtleTitan: If they’re the turtle power dudes then yeah!!!!!
NerdEmoji: i cannot do this today
gayass: pronoun check round 2?
CaptainRyanFangirl: Oh yeah, we should probably do that again
TurtleConosewer: Hi I’m Mikey, He/They/Vae, 18 :]
Kys: Raph He/Him 18
NerdEmoji: I’m Donnie, They/He/Xeir, 18
CaptainRyanFangirl: I’m Leo, Lee, or Cleo, She/Her, 18 ^-^
BobbyFlay: Okay I’m Mikey, Michael, or Gigi, All pronouns and i mean ALL, 15
Bootyyyshaker9000: I’m Donnie, Didi, or Purple/Purp, They/It/Tech/He/She/Spark, 16
BIGRED: I’m Raph or Rafi, She/He, 17 :)
gayass: im leo or leon, he/him, 16 😗
TurtleTitan: Im Angie or Mikey, she/star/he/they, 19
TechWhiz: I’m Danni, She/Tech/Ze, 19
Shellhead: Rasha, he/him, 19
Fearless: I’m Leo. He/They, 19
gayass: sweet
gayass: r y’all comfty saying ur genders and sexualities?
Fearless: I believe so?
Fearless: Okay
Fearless: I’m Transmasc and Bisexual
TechWhiz: I’m Transfem and a Lesbian
TurtleTitan: I’m genderfluid transfem and aroace !!!
Shellhead: im transfem and androsexual
gayass: HELP IS NOT A SINGLE ONE OF US CISHET????
TurtleConosewer: LMAO FR????
Fearless: That is quite amusing
CaptainRyanFangirl: 😂😂😂
gayass: forgot u were in 2018 for a sec and was boutta ask if you were 50 years old
CaptainRyanFangirl: What?
TurtleTitan: YOU’RE IN 2018?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? HUH
NerdEmoji: I presume by that reaction that you are not in 2018?
Fearless: For us it is currently 2011
BobbyFlay: NO WAY
BobbyFlay: WHAT
TechWhiz: What year is it for you?
BIGRED: 2023
TechWhiz: AGDHGFSAHGFGHSAFA
gayass: damn thas crazy
TechWhiz: By all technicality we lived in 2115 for about a year so we’re familiar with that
gayass: oh so we’re not the only ones with time travel
NerdEmoji: We have time traveled as well
gayass: THEN WHY WERE YOU MFS SO SHOCKED ERALIER???
NerdEmoji: The whole “Casey’s son” from an apocalyptic future thing
TurtleTitan: W H A T
gayass: 😘
Shellhead: kys
gayass: no
Shellhead: Damn can't argue with that
BobbyFlay: so du u guys hav an casey and april then as wel?
Fearless: Yes.
TechWhiz: They’re our close friends :-)
BootyyyShaker9000: They as well as their relationship with us seems to be constant in all all of our universes
BootyyyShaker9000: For the most part at least
Bootyyyshaker9000: Do any of your guys’s Aprils or Casey’s have idk like unique backstories?
Shellhead: We met april cause fuckin stockman sent his wack ass mousers to literally kill her and I met Casey cause he was beating up purple dragons a bit too aggressivley and we legit fought and then like teamed up against them
TurtleConosewer: YORU APRIL WORKED FOR STOCKMAN???????\
BIGRED: ?????????
BIGRED: Why did your april work for a 10ish year old?????
TechWhiz: WDYM 10 YEAR OLD?????
gayass: is baxter stockboy not a 10 yr old ytuber for y’all?
Kys: WHAT
Fearless: Definitely not.
Kys: IM SCREAMING
Kys: ‘STOCKBOY’ OMLLLLL
Bootyyyshaker9000: I’m going to assume from the information about your stockboys that your purple dragons are not a high school tech club?
Kys: I LITERALLY AM DEAD HELP
TurtleTitan: NO????????
CaptainRyanFangirl: Our purple dragons are petty criminals. By technicality they’re a gang but they’re so easy to fight that I would hardly even consider them as such. Our Baxter Stockman is a scientist who was hired by the shredder and got mutated into a fly man but then unmutated when we fought the shredder for the last time
gayass: thas crazy b r what
CaptainRyanFangirl: Sorry to interrupt this very interesting conversation, however, we have to patrol guys
Kys: sigh
TurtleConosewer: Bye bye other turtles!!!!!!!!!
BIGRED: 👋
Fearless: Goodbye for now