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Walking down the hallway his luscious purple locks flowed in the wind, his black orbs blinking viciously. His name was Grimace. He pranced through the hallway of the underground tunnel and admired the blood of his victims which was splattered throughout the hallway walls. As he comes to the end of the tunnel he sees Ronald McDonald who is purchasing mini grenades to put in the newly released grimace shakes. As Ronald turns around to greet the purple blob of amazing hair. He puts the small grenades behind his back and fixes his fiery red greasy hair before he grins his hands pop as he waves. Grimace grimaces grimly before cracking a smile and saying "How are you doing on this badababa-beautiful Day?" “Absolutely wonderful!!” Ronald says before slipping away to go plant those mini grenades previously purchased. Grimace stands watching, waiting, knowing, grimly.
Then, as Ronald plops the grenades into the mixture which smelled quite odd, slightly getting a whiff of poison he grimaced which summoned grimace. As he appeared behind him Ronald whipped around which made a grim cracking noise. Grimace then speaks,"You absolute clown, I already poisoned it.” "Well golly great minds think alike." Ronald says blinking his lashes which seem to be shedding with the amount that falls out at a rapid pace. Grimace stares with his beady black orbs in admiration. His heart then flutters. The hamburgerlar busts through the walls like the kool aid man he asks Ronald if he had finished planting the bombs in the shakes yet. Ronald snaps out of his grimace induced trance and nods to the hamburgerlar who stares at them both in confusion before saying “What is happening here?” “Nothing.” The French fry gremlins that follow the hamburglar around peek out from his sides and say "Whatcha doing baby grills." in perfect harmony. grimace sharts hard in shock as he sees them appear. Ronald hands grimace a mcdonald's napkin cutely before walking away majestically which grimace fails to see as he has already ran out in shock. Ronald shouts “NO!” as he runs to catch up to grimace. They stand outside in the rain, Grimace is Now sweating grease which blends in with his soaking wet fur. "How are you doin' baba grill?" Ronald says aggressively winking his non existent lashes. Grimace then looks back up at him, stars in his eyes. “I’m doing great shawty bae.” They make out aggressively.The world is collapsing around them, everything on fire as everyone has died/become a zombie from the grimace shake, except them. They then love each other for all of eternity ❤ ️.