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March 7th Added Stelle, Caelus, Dan Heng, And 20 Others To The Chat
March 7th Named The Chat, 'The Astral Express Crew + Friends!'
March 7th Gave Admin To Stelle And Himeko.
March 7th Changed 23 Nicknames
[Wednesday, 11:39 Pm]
Sparklymarch!★: WELCOME TO THE ASTRAL EXPRESS CREW + FRIENDS GROUPCHAT EVERYONE‼️
Sparklymarch!★: :happypompom:
Coffeemom☕: hello
USA🦅🇺🇲🦅: Hello, March!
chickenlady: Hellooo!!
Trashcanlover1: Hi March!
Trashcanlover2: Hi March.
Trashcanlover1: copycat.
seal: hi ig
tireddad: Hello, March.
dan heng: hello March.
gaurd: hello
Sampo Koski: Hello, My Dear Comrades! It is I, Sampo Koski, At Your Service!
seal: wtf
seal: who added this man
seal set the nickname for Sampo Koski to 'slutty koski'.
slutty Koski: *GASP* How DARE you name the Great and Handsome Sampo Koski 'slutty koski'👿!?!?!?!
seal: stfu for once
Sparklymarch!★: …
Sparklymarch!★ muted slutty Koski for one(1) hour
Sparklymarch!★ muted seal for one(1) hour
Sparklymarch!★: fights aren't allowed in the gc btw!!
asta: MADAM HERTA OMG ANSWER ME KMSMDMSKSKMD
asta: bbg, I Broke 35 Of your Puppets‼️😘
Sparklymarch!★: what
asta: ...
asta: omfg Wrong Chat💀💀
asta: …
asta: OMFH HOW DO I DELETE THIS ZKXNSMSMDMDKWK
asta: i don't know how to delete this what.
asta: If Anyone Sees This, Speak Nothing Of It.
asta: Or I *WILL* Come For Your Head.
Sparklymarch!★: …
Peppylover: ...Lady Asta?
asta: ...
asta: ALRAN
asta: YOU SAW NOTHING.
Peppylover: My Lady, Are You Sure You Had Enough Sleep?
Peppylover: You.. seem To Be Acting Quite Stange...
asta: omg…
asta: Arlan, my sweet, stupid, oblivious, adopted little brother.
asta: I am *perfectly* fine.
Peppylover: Are You Sure...?
asta: EXCEPT MADAM HERTA WONT ANSWER ME RAHHKDJAJDJDJJDJSKDMFMFDO
Peppylover: oh!
Peppylover: Madam Herta?
asta: YES
asta: SHE WONT ANSWER ME FOR SOEM REASON
Peppylover: Well, What Do You Need Her For?
asta: Silver Wolf broke in, and she destroyed HALF OF MY FUCKING ROOM
asta: NOT TO FUCKING MENTION SHE STOLE HALF OF MY FUCKING PLUSHIES.
asta: HALF OF MY FUCKING PLUSHIES.
asta: THEY WERE MY FAVORITES
Sparklymarch!★: help what is happening…
Peppylover: ...
Peppylover: oh!
Silver Wolf Added Silver Wolf, Kafka, And Blade To The Chat
Silver Wolf Gave Themself Admin
Silver Wolf Changed 5 Nicknames
awesomasshackerfrfr: heard someone call my name?
asta: ...
furryloverfr: ...
furryloverfr: my name...
asta: OMFG ITS THE FURRYALLSMXMSKWLLSLF
asta added Herta To The Chat
asta: MADAM HERTA PLEASESKKDKSKSKKKDMI
asta: LISTEN TO ME PLEASE
Herta: [Automatic reply] Hi, I’m currently unavailable, and I won’t be contacting you later.
asta: HERTA PLEASE
Trashcanlover1: first name basis what
Trashcanlover2: first name basis what.
Herta: [Automatic reply] Hi, I’m currently unavailable, and I won’t be contacting you later.
asta: IM BEGGING YOU MADAM HERTA
Trashcanlover1: don't copy me what
awesomasshackerfrfr: LMFAO
Herta: [Automatic reply] Hi, I’m currently unavailable, and I won’t be contacting you later.
asta: SROP IGNORING ME PLEASE
Trashcanlover2: do not copy me.
Herta: [Automatic reply] Hi, I’m currently unavailable, and I won’t be contacting you later.
Trashcanlover1: stfu u unwanted child
Herta: [Automatic reply] Hi, I’m currently unavailable, and I won’t be contacting you later.
Trashcanlover2: …
Herta: [Automatic reply] Hi, I’m currently unavailable, and I won’t be contacting you later.
awesomasshackerfrfr: SHES IGNORING YOU FR
asta: STFU YOU BITCH
Herta: [Automatic reply] Hi, I’m currently unavailable, and I won’t be contacting you later.
furryloverfr: My Lady! language Please..
Herta: [Automatic reply] Hi, I’m currently unavailable, and I won’t be contacting you later.
Herta: [Automatic reply] Hi, I’m currently unavailable, and I won’t be contacting you later.
awesomasshackerfrfr: HAHAHA REALLY GOT THE FURRY LOVER TO "LANGUAGE" YOUSKKSMDMDMDM
asta: OMFG SHUT UP SODKDKffjdndnE mdmmdmdmddkdxbckl
Herta: [Automatic reply] Hi, I’m currently unavailable, and I won’t be contacting you later.
Herta: [Automatic reply] Hi, I’m currently unavailable, and I won’t be contacting you later.
Herta: [Automatic reply] Hi, I’m currently unavailable, and I won’t be contacting you later.
awesomasshackerfrfr: DUMBASSES FR FR💀💀
Herta: [Automatic reply] Hi, I’m currently unavailable, and I won’t be contacting you later.
Herta: [Automatic reply] Hi, I’m currently unavailable, and I won’t be contacting you later.
Herta: FUCKING GOD WHAT IS IT
asta: OMF MADAM BERTA YES
asta: *HERTA
asta: SORRYY
Herta: Asta.
Herta: What do you want?
asta: Silver Wolf broke in.
asta: AND SHE DESTROYED HALF OF MY FUCKING ROOM
asta: NOT TO MENTION SHE STOME HAKF OF MY FUCKING PLUSHIES.
asta: HALF OF THEM MADAM HERTA
asta: THEY WERE MY FAVORITES TOO
asta: KAKNDKSPWLNXAHHDKND
Herta: ...
Herta: What.
Herta: First of all, calm down. Second of all, was it the weird collection of plushies Someone gave you?
furryloverfr: oh! the collection of plushies someone gave you??
asta: ...yes...
awesomasshackerfrfr: i'm sorry, WHAT.
awesomasshackerfrfr: how tf does Herta, of all people, KNOW what the damn plushie collection look like
asta: Madam Herta saw me bringing it once.
Herta: I saw her bringing it once.
awesomasshackerfrfr: I don't believe you
awesomasshackerfrfr: WHERE'S THE PROOF
asta: IM SORRY WHAT.
Herta: what.
asta: WHY DO YOU WANT PROOF
asta: YOU DON'T NEED PROOF
asta: WHAT ARE YOU EVEN GONNA USE IT FOR?
awesomasshackerfrfr: WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU?
awesomasshackerfrfr: A HACKER NEVER REVEALS THEIR SECRETS
asta: FYM "A HACKER NEVER REVEALS THEIR SECRETS" ??!????!!????
awesomasshackerfrfr: I SAID WHAT I SAID
Herta: stfu.
Herta: resolve your pettiness somewhere else, preferably in more private conditions.
asta: …
asta: ok
asta: whatever you say ig.
awesomasshackerfrfr: "private conditions." you say?
Herta: yes?
dan heng: I do not like where this is going.
awesomasshackerfrfr: THEN LETS FUCKING FIGHT @asta FROM WOMEN-TO-WOMEN
awesomasshackerfrfr: WINNER GETS THE PLUSHIE COLLECTION
asta: OH YOU'RE ON FURRY ASS BITCH.
Herta: …
awesomasshackerfrfr: HOW DARE YOU.
awesomasshackerfrfr: MEET ME OUTSIDE OF WHERE THE ASTRAL EXPRESS IS DOCKED, FROM THERE ON WE WILL FIGHT!!?!?!?!
asta: I SWEAR I WILL BEAT YOUR FURRY ASS UP
asta: JUST YOU WAIT AND SEE
awesomasshackerfrfr: I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY YOU BARBIE TWINK
asta: BARBIE TWINK!?!?!
asta: ATLEAST IM NOT SOME UGLY WOLF GAMER THING
awesomasshackerfrfr: "UGLY WOLF GAMER THING" !?!???!??
awesomasshackerfrfr: BITCH I WILL FUCKING KILL YOUR ASS
awesomasshackerfrfr: ILL MAKE SURE YOUR BODY WONT BE FOUND
awesomasshackerfrfr: NOT EVEN ARLAN, HERTA, THE SECURITY DEPARTMENT, THE ASTRAP EXPRESS OR EVEN KAFKA CAN FIND YOU
tragiclilbladie: why tf is Kafka mentioned.
awesomasshackerfrfr: NOT EVEN YOUR *OWN FAMILY* WILL FIND YOU
asta: "THE ASTRAP EXPRESS"
asta: LMFAO I CANNOT
asta: THE TYPO OMG
asta: HOW DO YOU MESS THAT UP
asta: ARE YOUR FINGERS SHAKING OR SOMETHING💀💀
awesomasshackerfrfr: THEY ARE NOT WTF
awesomasshackerfrfr: WHAT EVEN MADE YOU THINK THAT?
letmeridehimeko: wtf wolfie
letmeridehimeko: why are you fighting people again
awesomasshackerfrfr: when tf were u online
asta: What is Kafka doing in this gc
awesomasshackerfrfr: …
awesomasshackerfrfr: damn
asta: ?
awesomasshackerfrfr: how did u even guess who she is
asta: Oh.
asta: Her name pretty much says Everything.
asta: I mean, *almost* everyone knows she has some kind of sexual tension with Miss Himeko.
letmeridehimeko: …
awesomasshackerfrfr: omg…
awesomasshackerfrfr:: for once, u actually guessed something right💀
asta: …
asta: I am actually done with you.
asta left the chat
awesomasshackerfrfr:
awesomasshackerfrfr: fucking pussy😒
[Thursday, 2:12 Am]
Sparklymarch!★: WHATWHATWHA
WHATTHWTAHKSKXNLBD
Sparklymarch!★: HELP WHY ARE THR STELLARON HUNTERS HERE
Sparklymarch!★: OSKNFIEPLANKWOSKDK
Sparklymarch!★: I CANT KICK THEM OUT WHAT
Sparklymarch!★: SILVER WOLF YOU SHIT
Sparklymarch!★: SKDNDNDPKAKSKDOSMZNX
Sparklymarch!★: also
Sparklymarch!★ Added Asta to the chat
Sparklymarch!★ disabled the 'leave chat' function in 'The Astral Express Crew + Friends!'
Sparklymarch!★: please don't leave again miss asta! :((
[Thursday, 3:33 Am]
tireddad: I'm sorry, but why do I see two children outside the Astral Express?
Coffeemom☕: what?
dan heng: …
dan heng: what do they look like, Mr. Yang?
tireddad: Uh well, one of them has a pink head, And the other is silver?
Trashcanlover1: …
tireddad: sigh..
tireddad: My apologies, I can't quite see in the dark. My glasses have…disappeared somehow.
dan heng: It is fine, Mr. Yang.
dan heng: But I do believe these "children." you see are Lead Researcher Asta, and one of the Stellaron Hunters, Silver Wolf.
tireddad: oh.
tireddad: I see.
tireddad: They appear to be fighting..
tireddad: I think.
tireddad: Why are they fighting?
Sparklymarch!★: read up, Mr. Yang! ^^
tireddad: Read up? I see nothing.
Sparklymarch!★: oh sorry! I mean scroll down in the chat, that way, you can read the past messages! :))
tireddad: Ah, I see. thank you, March.
Sparklymarch!★: you're welcome, Mr. Yang!
asta: HELPHELPHELPHELPHELP
Sparklymarch!★: huh?
Sparklymarch!★: Miss Asta???
asta: HELP SILVER EOLF ACTUALLY HAS GLASSES WHATN
Sparklymarch!★: WHAT
Sparklymarch!★: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT QHAT
asta: SOSOSOSOSO, WE LIKE AGREED TO MEET WHERE THE ASTRAL EXPRESS IS FOCKED TO FIGHT AND LILE WHILE WE WERE FIGHTING I ACCIDENTALLY SHOT MY TELESCOPE BEAM AT HER FACE, ANDANDANDNDDN SHE JUST LIKE STARTED RUBBING HER EYES AGGRESSIVELY AND I SAW SOME CONTACT LENSES FALL OUT AND HER WEYES WERE TEARING UP ANDAND SHE PULLED OUT A PAIR OF GLASSES FROM HER POCKBXNMDCKDNDLDN JK LZNX
tragiclilbladie: lmfao.
letmeridehimeko: HELP I CANT BELIEVE YOU LET THIS HAPPEN WOLFIE💀💀
asta: HELPHELEPHELPHELPME SHES CHASING ME AODNDOSBTJLCNPXM
awesomasshackerfrfr: COME BACK HERE U BARBIE TWINK
awesomasshackerfrfr: IM NOT FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR ASS
furryloverfr: That actually sounds weird out of context…
awesomasshackerfrfr: …
awesomasshackerfrfr: STFU FURRY BOY
asta: YOU BITCH DONT CALL HIM THAT
awesomasshackerfrfr: STFU I CAN CALL HIM ANYTHING I WANT
asta: YOU WILL REGRET THAT QHAT
awesomasshackerfrfr: AS IF
Herta: …
Herta: Are you kidding me right now.
asta: MADAM HERTA I CAN EXPLAPXNDLMFKSMNCpnflnslm
awesomasshackerfrfr: YOU BITCH DONT RUN AWAY FROM ME
awesomasshackerfrfr: NO WAIT HERRTA DONT PLEAKXCNPSMNCELDKPDN
asta: omfg…
awesomasshackerfrfr: KAFKAKAFKAGFLSNSL HELP ME KAFKA HERTAS FUCKING CHASING ME WITH HER HAMDOD
WLFNDLNmskndonnsa
letmeridehimeko: Sorry, Wolfie. But I'm afraid you're on your own this time!😘
awesomasshackerfrfr: WHAT
awesomasshackerfrfr: WDYM
awesomasshackerfrfr: BLADIE GELP ME LPLEADNCODLND
tragiclilbladie: no.
awesomasshackerfrfr: NO WHY WOTN U GAUUYS HELP EMNDXOKDNFPLXVEI
Herta: problem solved.
Herta: Asta, come to my office.
asta: wait no…Madam Herta, please let me explain first
Herta: no.
Herta: You are coming to my office, *now.*
asta: ARLAN PLEASE HELP ME
furryloverfr: I'm so sorry, Lady Asta! :((
furryloverfr: I cannot help you with this..
asta: NOOOOODMFPNWJCNC
furryloverfr: rest in peace, Lead Researcher Asta..😞😞✊🏼✊🏼
delulu author: HELP WHAT JSUT HAPPENED
rock 'n' roll: PELA WHAG!????!
Sparklymarch!★: PELA!?!?!??!???
Herta: @letmeridehimeko. take your family member away from my space station.
letmeridehimeko: sure, fine with me‼️
Herta: ok.
[Thursday, 7:23 Am]
Coffeemom☕: What just happened.
letmeridehimeko: omg hey bbg you wanna smash ?
Coffeemom☕: …
letmeridehimeko: I'll gladly take that as a yes.
Coffeemom☕: what.
letmeridehimeko: I'm at your door. Open up, babygirl🥰
Coffeemom☕: WHAT
Coffeemom☕: I DID NOT CONSENT TO THIS.
letmeridehimeko: Too late, I'm already opening your door.
Coffeemom☕: WAITWAITWAITDONMmfmgpovkjfl
letmeridehimeko: :D