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    “Gah, Lan Zhan, It’s 7am! I just got off a red-eye flight! Can’t you have mercy on my sleepless eyes? You can’t just smile at me without any warning! Are you trying to kill me?” He covered his face with his hands, but his cheeks looked red from between his fingers. “I need coffee. Now. Immediately. Before I pass out and crack my head open on this floor.”

    Lan Wangji wanted to laugh but forced it down. “Mn.” He produced his wallet from inside his jacket and then offered Wei Wuxian his card. “Go buy coffee. Give me your claim ticket. I’ll grab your things.”

    Wei Wuxian froze and then peeked sideways at him, pouting. “You saw all this coming! My fiance is psychic now? Am I so predictable? Are you already getting bored of me?” He huffed. “You can’t give me back, Lan Zhan! Ten years is too long to wait before calling off an engagement. I’ve gotten my hopes up and everything!”

    Or, a loose Cutie Pie AU for Wangxian. Expect creative liberties. 🩷

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