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pannie ☀️ — @panerabread
› guys. ive been at uni like, all year, came back for spring break and i was so exhausted. yk, jet lag and normal gifted kid burn out. there was a joker attack and he touched my shoulder cs i wasnt acting scared and i freaked out and socked him in the nuts.
> pannie ☀️ — @panerabread
› he went down like a sack of potatoes i was torn between crying or laughing and then red hood dropped down threw joker to batman and turned to me so i burst into tears and he froze. pat me on the back. thanked me. and walked away slowly.
>> pannie ☀️ — @panerabread
› and the commissioner gordon gave me his uniform jacket and hugged me. #OnlyInGotham #IThinkITraumatizedRedHood #isthejokergonnakillme #COMMISSIONERGORDONONTOP
> feliz felix — @catharicpleasure
› im from metropolis. what the fuck is going on in gotham!? WE'RE A FUCKING BAY AWAY PANNIE. WHAT THE FUCK.
>> pannie ☀️ — @panerabread
› OH I'M SORRY METROPOLITIANS ARE FUCKING COWARDS AND WONT PUNCH THEIR VILLAINS IN THE DICK
>>> DUKE (it out) ✓ — @dukethomas
› HOLY MOLY ITS YOU! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ANSWER THE INVITATION SENT IN YOUR MAIL
pannie ☀️ — @panerabread
› I GOT INVITED TO THE FUCKING WAYNE GALA WHAT THE FUCK
[image: a shaky picture of a cremé paper with fancy lettering. the contents say: Bruce Wayne is delighted to invite you, [blacked out], to this year's annual Martha Wayne Charity Foundation Gala. Please be sure to RSVP and let it be known if you will be taking a plus one. The dress code is fancy and preferred colors would be red and black. We eagerly await your response, [blacked out]. Please check the tiny slip in the envelope for further valet and time instructions.]
DUKE (it out) ✓ — @dukethomas
› HOLY MOLY ITS YOU! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ANSWER THE INVITATION SENT IN YOUR MAIL
> Brucie Wayne ✓ — @BWAYNE
› Yes!! Are you coming???
>> pannie ☀️ — @panerabread
› mr. wayne, sir. i would love to but i am devastatingly poor and cannot afford the commute from park row to bristol, or fancy clothing 😭
>>> Brucie Wayne ✓ — @BWAYNE
› Easily solvable. I'll get you in contact with my kind of daughter Stephanie, she will assist you in finding a form of travel and an appropriate outfit for the event!
>>>> steph brown ✓ — @stephbrown
› first of all, do not pawn me off like that. second of all, pannie, can i call you pannie? im calling you pannie. so pannie, dress or suit? black or red? what are your measurements?
>>>>> pannie ☀️ — @panerabread
› i think im gonna pass out.
> George | 🍉 | CHECK 📌 — @georgeous
› Don't forget us mere peasants when you're rich and famous, Pannie!
>> PENELOPE 🍉📌 — @alohoMARA
› pannie: dies
george: don't forget us
pandora | 📌 — @pdramusic
› guys. guys guys guys. im in gotham, chilling on my balcony and furiously playing Minecraft (i made it to the end btw) on my laptop when red fucking robin shoves me out of the way and takes over the game play and i watch him absolutely eat shit .
> pandora | 📌 — @pdramusic
› he apologized and said he thought he could win for me and it didn't really matter since i was gonna die anyways. like, you were right but what the fuck. #OnlyInGotham
> cactus — @catticusfxnch
› i want to believe youre telling the truth but it's so far fetched. the only in gotham hashtag is filled with a bunch of liars idk who to trust (I'm from star, btw)
> pandora | 📌 — @pdramusic
› “im from star btw” that told me everything i needed to know about you.
> Robin #3 ✓ — @redrobinTHEBAT
› THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED?? I THOUGHT IT WAS A FEVER DREAM
>> pandora | 📌 — @pdramusic
› RED ROBIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
[gif: the ariana what are you doing here GIF.]
wally! — @wallonthewest
› can someone please check up on those random gothamites. like. what the fuck is going on over there😭
wally! — @wallonthewest
› WAIT I HAVE A GOTHAMITE TO CHECK UP ON!!! @dickgrayson dude are you okay😭 do you want to come to central and live with me
wally! — @wallonthewest
› can someone please check up on those random gothamites. like. what the fuck is going on over there😭
> richie ;) ✓ — @dickgrayson
› Yes, Wally, I'm okay. No, Wally, I do not want to live in Central.
>> wally! — @wallonthewest
› :( aw
jason not wayne — @jptwayne
› condiment king is currently holding my uni class hostage. im tempted to pull out my grill and make some hot dogs and burgers. also, @SIGNAL arent you the day vigilante?? where are you when i need “rescuing”??
> jason not wayne — @jptwayne
› ive been informed that after making a tweet like this i should add #OnlyInGotham i see why. thank you @timdrakesleftknee also please change your user, Rey.
> Tim Wayne ✓ — @tjdwayne
› Jason. Why have you not called Bruce, yet? He is now freaking out. Please contact our father before he does something insane like ban ketchup in Gotham, again.
>> DUKE (it out) ✓ @dukethomas
› #OnlyInGotham
> roy harper — @royharueen
› Jaybird, what the fuck.
> steph brown ✓ — @stephbrown
› jason why am i verified and youre not??
>> jason not wayne — @jptwayne
› every time twitter verifies me i delete my account and create a new one
>>> richie ;) ✓ — @dickgrayson
› why???
>>>> jason not wayne — @jptwayne
› i refuse to be rich AND famous.
>>>>> cassandra 🩰 ✓ — @casscainwayne
› #TheWaynes #OnlyInGotham
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#TheWaynes
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#STARFUCKINGSUX
#metropolislosestostar
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pannie ☀️
@panerabread
🍉 go fund me’s linked in carrd | love u <3
📍 gotham harbor 🗓️ Joined October 2018
724 Following || 2,495 Followers
feliz felix
@catharicpleasure
not an adult
📍 Gotham, NJ 🗓️ Joined May 2020
2836 Following || 482 Followers
DUKE (it out) ✓
@dukethomas
the Foster Kid(™ pending) | 🍉 | black lives matter
📍 Gotham, NJ 🗓️ Joined August 2016
133 Following || 33.7K Followers
Brucie Wayne ✓
@BWAYNE
🔗 : marthawaynefoundation.co
📍 Gotham, NJ 🗓️ Joined April 2015
38 Following || 1.2B Followers
steph brown ✓
@stephbrown
the blonde one | honorary wayne!
📍 wouldnt u like tk 🗓️ Joined March 2019
75 Following || 31.5K Followers
George | 🍉 | CHECK 📌
@georgeous
minor | activist for real world problems
📍 Gotham, NJ 🗓️ Joined September 2016
400 Following || 5,824 Followers
PENELOPE 🍉 📌
@alohoMARA
i live to spite my middle school bullies. 18 recently guys :’)??
📍 spiderman 🗓️ Joined January 2012
4937 Following || 1836 Followers
pandora | 📌
@pdramusic
tim drake marry me | 17 years of age D:
📍 NYC, NY 🗓️ Joined November 2017
4924 Following || 3284 Followers
cactus
@catticusfxnch
oliver queen the man you are…
📍 ⭐ city 🗓️ Joined June 2015
628 Following || 482 Followers
Robin #3 ✓
@redrobinTHEBAT
Red Robin, not the restaurant.
📍 Gotham, NJ 🗓️ Joined April 2019
23 Following || 44.2k Followers
wally!
@wallonthewest
scientist in the making | blown up lab day count: 0
📍 ⭐ LABS 🗓️ Joined April 2015
43 Following || 9726 Followers
richie ;) ✓
@dickgrayson
Bruce Wayne’s first adopted son | Blüdhaven
📍 New Jersey 🗓️ Joined August 2012
372 Following || 92.6K Followers
jason not wayne
@jptwayne
twitter please stop verifying me | 🍉 (carrd below)
📍 hell 🗓️ Joined June 2018
200 Following || 93k Followers
Tim Wayne ✓
@tjdwayne
CEO of WE. 19.
📍 Gotham, NJ 🗓️ Joined December 2015
528 Following || 1B Followers
roy harper
@royharueen
oliver queens ward
📍 star city or sum 🗓️ Joined September 2017
382 Following || 2.4k Followers
cassandra 🩰 ✓
@casscainwayne
check out YouTube
📍 Gotham, NJ 🗓️ Joined April 2021
1 Following || 2.3B Followers