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Chell, Wheatley, GLaDOS and Space core were sitting on the floor. None of them knew how they came to be sitting in a circle playing some silly game amongst themselves.
„SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE!“
„For the love of... Aghhh.“ Wheatley sigh. „For the fifty-first time... You are NOT Space!“
„SPAAAAAAACE!“ Space core shouted again, ignoring Wheatley.
„I could silence him... forever. Or... send him back to Space...“ GLaDOS said, and even her robotic voice sounded threatening.
„TO SPAAAAAAACE!“
Chell shot GLaDOS an intimidating look and sat closer to the Space core.
[It‘s your turn Wheatley.] she signed before GLaDOS could say anything else.
„Oh right. Ehmmm. So I‘m not a human.“
„Obviously...“
Chell once again shot a look at GLaDOS.
„Aaaand...“ Wheatly continued ignoring GLaDOS. „Also I am not a core.“
Chell nodded.
„Not a person, not a core...are you sure you didn‘t have a brain damage when you wrote these notes??“
Chell looked at him and raised an eyebrow. She was used to his comments along those lines by now.
„This is stupid.“ interrupted them GLaDOS.
[Not your turn.] Chell signed to her.
„When I find out who helped her implement sign language into our software, I'm gonna murder them...“
„SPAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEE!“
„Uh I Know!! Am I an animal?“ Interrupted them Wheatley.
[No.] Chell signed to Wheatley and turned back to GLaDOS.
„I‘m no longer participating in this game. It‘s stupid. Like your face.“
[Too late, we are already playing this.]
„I swear if i‘m a potato I'm gonna murder everyone of you...“
[You‘re not.] signed Chell simply and chose to ignore GLaDOS's death threats..
[Space core?]
„pa pa pa pa ap...am I a SPACE COP!?“ He shouted out with a spark in his eye.
[No darling.] Chell gave him a sad smile.
„Aaaaa I want to be a SPACE cop!“ The spark in his eye slowly dimmed.
[Wheatley?]
„So not a person, not a core, not an animal...“
„You told us that already. Don‘t repeated yourself like a moron.“
„I AM NOT A MORON! Or... am I? Ah? That would be a classic evil plan, to mark me as a moron. Am I a moron?“ Wheatley turned to Chell and looked horrified that she would do that to him.
„Yes, you are...“ answered GLaDOS before Chell could sing anything.
„AAAAA I mean in this game? On the note on my core. Does it says MoROn?!“
[No.] Chell assured him.
„Ah. That‘s relief...“
„Doesn‘t change the fact that you are a moron.“
„I AM NOT A MORON!“ Shouted Wheatley at GLaDOS.
„Want me to bring a fact core to explain it to you?“
[GLaDOS] Sign Chell angrily. [It‘s your turn. And leave Wheatley alone.]
„This is a waste of time. We should play an another game.“
Chell just rolled her eyes to the sky.
„What game?“ asked Wheatley enthusiastically.
„SPAAAAACE GAME!!!! With SPACE COPS! AND SPACE THIEVES! BANG BANG!!!“ Shouted Space core. GLaDOS ignores them both.
„A game called Find the Cake. It is a simple and a fun game. You go through the test chambers I designed and at the end you receive a cake! I liked that game. Didn't you like that game too?“ Turned GLaDOS to Chell.
If Chell‘s eyes could kill, GLaDOS wouldn‘t survived this second.
[I beat you at that game once. I could do it again.] She sign with a sassy confidence. [But we are playing this game now. Play. the. game.]
„You are all so boring. Am I a lemon?“
[No...but That would be fitting...You are bitter.]
„I would burn your house down!“ shouted GLaDOS like something (or someone) possessed her core for a second. Even the voice change a little bit more deeper.
„ou LAdy. Ou. Ou. Lady.Ou.“ Started The Space core whispering to Chell.
Chell stared at GLaDOS for a moment longer and then turned to the Space core.
[Yes?]
„I know, I know, I know...Am I am something in space?“
[Yes! Yes you are!] Chell smiled at him.
„AAAAAAAAA In SPACEEEEEEEE!“
„You were in space, mate....“ said Wheatley and looked at GLaDOS nervously.
„YES! In SPAAACEEEEE! Terrifying, so big! But SPAAAAAACEEEEEEE!“
[Can you guess what in space you are?] Encouraged him Chell gently.
„Ba, ba, ba ou! I know, I know...Am I Big Dipper? THE STAAAARS THE STAAAAAARS?!“ He asked with a sparkly voice.
[Yes! You guessed it!]
Chell hugged Space Core, and while she was hugging him, she got the note from Space Core that said ‚The Big Dipper‘.
„Unbelievable.“ Said GLaDOS monotonously.
„So if Space core had something related to him, then it means that each of us has something that is related to us.!“ thought Wheatley out loud.
[That‘s not how the game works, Wheatley.] sign Chell and then patted the Scape core that was still so happy.
Wheatley continued his thoughts as if he hadn't even heard Chell.
„So... What is related to me? Hmmm...I‘m...
„An idiot metal-ball...“
Chell just rolled her eyes again.
„Somethnig related“ Wheatley wondered aloud. „...something...Uh! Am I a rail? I was attached to one!“
[No. And it doesn‘t have to be related, Wheatley.]
„Then How am I supposed to guessed it? It could be ANYTHING!“
„Yes, sadly you are not in that place...“
„What?“ Wheatley turned to GLaDOS in confusion.
„Ou, pretend I didn't say anything. You're good at not listening...“
[GLaDOS...I should have made you a potato...]
„You try it once, and it'll be the last time....“
[Your turn GLaDOS.]
„You monster. I bet you wrote something I'd despair about. So if a potato is out of the question, then I must be that Moron.“
„NOT A MORON!“
[No you‘re not Wheatley, but you are on the right path.]
„SPAAAAAAAAAACE!“ Shoutted Space core out of nowhere that Chell nearly got a heart attack.
[You already guessed it Space core. You don‘t have to guess anymore. Now it‘s Wheatley‘s turn.] She sign.
„Place I should be and it‘s not a rail? But that is where I was supposed to be. They told me if I EVER get...“
[We know...] Chell sing.
„...of the rail I would DIE!“ Whetley continued in a dramatic tone.
„I could make it happen for real...“ GLaDOS whispers mischievously.
[Take a guess, Wheatley.]
„Hmmm where I should be...“ Wheatley looked tensely at GLaDOS. „Am I a SPACE?“
„SPAAAAAAAACE!“ Shoutted Space core. Everybody ignored him.
[No, Wheatly. And don‘t pay attention to whatever GLaDOS says.]
„I‘m just...honest.“ Said GLaDOS.
„More like a evil...“ mumbled Whealtey.
„What was that you idiotic metal ball?“ Turned GLaDOS to him.
„I made you a potato!“ Shoutted Wheatley.
„I will send you to that place on you right now!“ She throw back at him.
„What?!" Wheatley backed off and thought. "Oooooh Am I an Android hell?“ He turned to Chell.
[Well it was GLaDOS‘s turn but yes. On your note it says android hell.] Chell confirmed.
„SPAAAAAAAACEEEEEEE! You lost! Pa pap ap pap...“ and with that Space core was gone before GLaDOS could do anything to him.
„Impossible. That was cheating. It was my turn. I would have guessed it before that Moron.“
[Yeah? Then what is your note says?]
The earth began to shake and several cubes began to fly through the air.
...
This game is now banned. Forever.
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My art for this fic ^^