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1. Two Dumbasses Ruin Twilight by Min_Dynasty

   Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   07 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Original Female Character & Original Female Character
   • Charlie Swan/Original Female Character(s)
   • Aro/Caius/Marcus (Twilight)/Original Female Character(s)
   • Edward Cullen & Bella Swan
   • Original Female Character(s)
   • Bella Swan
   • Edward Cullen
   • Jasper Hale
   • Emmett Cullen
   • Rosalie Hale
   • Esme Cullen
   • Carlisle Cullen
   • Aro (Twilight)
   • Caius (Twilight)
   • Marcus (Twilight)
   • Jane (Twilight)
   • Alec (Twilight)
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Looney Tunes References
   • Breaking the Fourth Wall
   • Bella Swan with a Backbone
   • Edward and Rosalie Are Homophobic
   • i don't make the rules
   • Funny Misunderstandings
   • POV Outsider
   • POV Alternating
   • Self-Indulgent
   • Self-Insert
   • Isekai and Transmigration
   • Woke Up in Twilight
   • Woke Up Gay
   • omg I didn't know that's a tag. Hilarious. I'm keeping it
   • Attempt at Humor
   • Plot? Oh shit where did that come from
   • Emmett's a real one
   • People keep thinking OCs are gay. They're not. Kinda... idek anymore
   • No beta just alpha
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Racist Language
   • Ryan Reynolds somehow snuck himself in here? Idk don't ask plz
   • Religious Imagery & Symbolism
   • Jane's uh... batshit crazy?
   • Homophobic Language
   • Debate of the legitimacy of platypuses and unicorns
   • Bella Swan Has a Sexuality Crisis

   Summary

   Best friends Natasha and Katrina find themselves thrust into the world of vampires and wolves. They fuck around, they don't really find out much except-- oh, shit there's a prophesy? Alrighty then.

   On the other hand, Charlie's a DILF and Katrina wants to hit that. Bella gets two stepmums (#fuckRenee). And oh, the Volturi is a frathouse in disguise.

   OR

   Canon who?

   Series

   • Part 1 of Two Dumbasses Transmigrating

   Language:

   English

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   Chapters:

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