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Hey guys, this is 1602jaw here. Presenting your audience with a brand new season.

TOTAL! DRAMA! TRAINWRECK EXPRESS! A name I came up with my own...with some help and credit to Memeking the Third.

But anyways, I hope everyone is excited for this. I know I am so let's not waste any time and begin.

Before we do that, there's a few things to know first.

Number ONE! All of my other spin offs are canon AND are prequels to this series. So warning to all, there may be spoiler's to other fics. Not all of them, but some. These are going to be vague references ( Which will be explored later down the line ).

Number TWO! This takes place about one month later. And that is all because it does give everyone a break from all the madness that happened from last time. Now one month doesn't sound nearly enough, but this is Chris' show so why else will he care about someone's mental health.

And number THREE! If anyone has a story idea or a challenge idea, send it to me through PM or review.

Okay, enough of wasting all of your time. Let's begin!

The sandy land and the windy sky emitted from the area below on Earth.

This area has been known by many. Many who have seen this area before. From the vibrant mountains and cliff, to the sky mixed of orange and yellow, to the dead and remaining skull of a caff, to the countless cactus, and to the many hidden rattlesnakes.

It was no ordinary area that is not unknown to many, as it goes by the name of Arizona.

Why is it important to many from its name and description?

Somewhere on a train track stood a figure. A recognizable figure that many may recall.

He was facing away from the camera, facing in a different direction, until finally he took one notice by a slight glance and finally, he turned around to face it, grinning at it as he began with his announcement.

"Oh, sorry. Didn't see you there. Welcome back everyone! It's been a while, hasn't it?" Chris asked, sarcastically as the camera nodded, "Good! Anyways, sup! Live in Arizona! I'm your lovely host, Chris Mclean! Bringing you a brand new season of Total Drama! Last time, our theme was all about cruising around the multiverse. Ranging from jungle to creepy castle to...anything else. Our fellow cast had endured a lot from the previous season. So much so, I'm surprised I haven't gotten sued for it. Thank goodness most of them don't know anything about lawsuits. And if they do, good thing I have new contracts. But anyways, in this brand new season, we're bringing you forty one new contestants, along with eleven returnees. We also have brand new interns and new transportation. This theme for this season is practically the same, only much different! The prize for this season is TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS! So don't switch to those other Total Drama shows from other dimensions, as we begin our journey right now! On...TOTAL! DRAMA! TRAINWRECK EXPRESS!"

( Insert your own version of intro or whatever ).

Cutting back to Chris, who remains in the same position from before, still grinning at the camera with his fist placed to his hips as he continues to speak to the camera and making some gestures.

"Welcome back, fellow viewers", Chris said, "Hope everyone is as stoked as I am. In this brand new season, we are bringing in the new and the old to compete for a grand prize! And these new guys are quite an interesting group. Now as for the old crew, some of them weren't willing to return, despite what the fans and contracts say otherwise. So I resort to some drastic measures to bring them here. And by that, I mean literally".

The sound of a helicopter can be heard, as Chris looked up to see where the wind was blowing from.

There in the sky is a red helicopter, with the Chris face logo on the slide door. It hovered over him, way above him, the ground below.

"Let's start off with one of our popular and favorite contestants!" Chris said, "Brendan!"

Brendan appears with his bag and his book, being pushed off as he screams.

"Next up, we have one of his friends from last season. Ryuko!"

"Chris! What the f**k?!" Ryuko appears, shouting as she is shown to be extremely in disbelief and angry, as she is then pushed off the helicopter.

"A teenager with lots of stress issue! Wendy!"

"Dude, this is so not-" Wendy appears, grabbing a hold on the side door. Before she could finish in a stunned state, she kicked off like the rest, "COOOOOOOL!"

"Everyone lovable, fan favorite, teddy bear, DJ!"

"No! No! I don't want to return! I don't want to return!" DJ appears, screaming and shouting as he is hanging onto Red eye leg, refusing to let go, as Red eye attempts to shake him off.

After several times, Red eye manages to shake him off the helicopter, as he screams and cries from the fall.

"Hottest and glutton fatty free demon, Stocking!"

"Did you just f**king call me-?!" Stocking appears, as she is kicked off before she could finish her sentence properly, "FAAAAAAAAAAT?!"

"Perverted, good with the ladies, and is also a cook. Sanji!"

"You are seriously messed up!" Sanji appears, being tossed out from the helicopter, "CHRRRRRRIIIIIIIIISSSSS!"

"First loser to get voted off from Cruise, Scott!"

"You can't make me go back! You can't!" Scott shouted, trying to grab onto the slide door until eventually he's kicked off.

"Everyone's favorite diva! Aqua!"

"No! Take me back to my world! TAKE ME BACK TO MY WORLD!" Aqua cried out, as she was being carried by Red eye, tossing her out without any hesitation.

"Our lovable, not so bright, sports star! Lightning!"

"Sha-yeah! Lightning is back in the-", Before Lightning could finish, he is kicked off, once again like the many other contestants before, "AHHHHHH!"

"And last, we have our clear winner! Eddy! Along with his pet, Celebi".

Unlike the other contestants where they were given to retort or remark back to the situation at hand, Eddy instead is immediately tossed out, with Celebi appearing in shock and wasting no time in flying down there to rescue him.

"And that is all for the returnee roasters!" Chris proclaims, but before he could continue, his phone rang. Chris answered it, picking it up to his ear and responded, "Hello?...oh...okay...oh, we still have one more?...hmmm...alright then, if it's what the fans want".

After he's finished, Chris snaps his finger where a mattress is suddenly dropped on the ground near him.

One by one, all of the contestants fell onto the mattress, with the exception of Eddy.

Celebi quickly flies down near the ground and tries to catch in the specific spot where he will likely land.

Unfortunately, once she raises her arms out she misses, as Eddy instead planes-like crashes into a different spot near her, landing deep into the ground where his ditch silhouette can be seen, as Eddy groans, "My head".

Back to the returnees, they were all in a pile in one another, groaning and feeling immense headache from the fall.

Chris came to them, grinning at them without a single care if any of them were alright.

"Welcome back, returnees! Guess you guys didn't expect that to happen, huh?" Chris sarcastically asked them.

The only response to come out of them was Ryuko, as she responded, "Screw you!"

"Still loving the attitude", Chris pointed at her then continues, "Anyways, it's great to see some familiar faces. It's been a while since we last met".

"Yeah, last time. As in, throwing us into another reality show in the multiverse!"

"Come on, that was fun", Chris told them, "Plus, I gotta keep you guys in good shape for this brand new season!"

Suddenly, Lightning sprung out from the pile, literally bursting everyone out of the mattress as he literally cried out in excitement, "SHA-YEAH! BRAND NEW SEASON! SHA-LIGHTNING IS STILL IN SHA-SHAPE! Sha-WOOHOOOO!"

"Will you shut up!" Scott shouted, "Don't make me regret wishing Dawn was around".

"Sha-excuse me! I'm trying to Sha-express myself!"

"Sha-express yourself by Sha-quite!"

"Dude, stop indulging his speech pattern!" DJ told him, "You just gonna enforce it!"

"I'm not enforcing it. I'm mocking it!"

"Ummm Chris, why am I noticing only Scott, Lightning, and DJ return and not…you know, the other original cast member?" Wendy asked.

"Yeah, I wasn't too keen on the idea of bringing the tamer loser onto this show", Chris replied, "Was considering bringing Eva back, but she wasn't taking the news well either".

"Why do I have to return?!" DJ asked, "I don't even want to be here!"

"True, but your fans demanded it. They love you".

"No! I would rather be hated than be loved!" DJ began crying, as Wendy came to pat him on the back.

"Yeah…I'm gonna ignore that mood killer", Chris then asked, "How's everyone been doing?"

"F*cking awful", Ryuko replied, "As if being back at home wasn't going to do me any favor in chilling out, I guess".

"What happens in your world?" Brendan asked.

"It's a long story".

"Dude, where's Mako?" Wendy asked, "Wasn't she supposed to be with you?"

"Yeah, about that", Ryuko explained, "Mako has been busy doing other things back at home. I'll elaborate once we get this ride over with. All you guys need to know is I encounter the same pink b*tch I fought earlier".

"That's crazy", Brendan remarked.

"Yeah, still gotta be stress inducing having to endure through all that", Wendy said.

"I know", Ryuko replied, "Almost lost to Senkets".

"Well you guys don't need to worry about me! Because I'm A-ok!" Senketsu responded, proudly. He waited for a response, but there isn't any, "Oh right….I forgot. All in my imagination…crud".

"Sometime it feels like he's trying to speak with us", Wendy commented.

"Yeah I forgot to mention", Ryuko replied, "He can't really talk to anyone, except me".

"Which is insufferable!" Senkets stated, "You have any idea what it's like to not be heard by anyone?!"

"Ugh, I hate being back here!" Their discussion is quickly interrupted by Aqua, who continues to complain, "I was enjoying myself back at home, before Chris' cohort kidnapped me!"

"Oh great", Ryuko remark, sarcastically, "I see the blue b*tch is back as well".

"Shut up!" Aqua replied, "Hmph, I wasn't too fond returning anyways, but seeing I'm obligated to make a comeback I'll have no choice but to stay!"

"Jeez, isn't that wonderful. Bet it won't be for long".

"Come on! Don't tell me your still angry about me".

"Listen", Ryuko explained, "I've already been through enough already from dealing with the multiverse to having to fight my way through school. Right now, I am not interested in getting back at you".

"Your….not?"

"No", Ryuko replied.

Aqua pause for a second, until sighing in relief, "Thank goodness. I was actually super afraid you were going to punch me the second I open my mouth".

"Don't even think of you and are still cool".

"Well screw you!" Aqua responded, "Just to let you know, I'm gonna make sure I make it through this without mistakes and with a perfect, clear mindset!"

"But you've made it way longer last season",Brendan pointed.

"Yeah, so? This is just me showing off how cool I am".

"Uh huh", Wendy said, resuming back to a discussion between her friends, "Anyways, what's been happening to you, Brendan?"

"Oh, nothing much", Brendan replied, "Been studying, drawing, hanging out with Aisling".

"Sweet. Got a lot going for ya".

"Yep. Aisling was thrilled to hear my tale. She was worried for a bit, but I assure her that I made it through unscathe".

"Neat. As for me, things have been a bit stressful".

"How stressful?" Ryuko asked.

"Eh, normal stress. School, family drama, workplace drama, a bunch of nomes eating all my chips. The usual".

As this was going on, Stocking sign was relieved, noticing that Alastor isn't around, much to her delight.

"Well at least it's not someone I recognize here. Guess this makes my experience for this new season a bit better, now that the classy, pompous, dickhole isn't around", Stocking said, until being interrupted by a blast of smoke and flames, revealing to be Alastor, much to her startling dismay.

"Hello there".

"F**K!"

"Sorry I was late", Alastor replied, adjusting his bow tie, "Had to re-adjust with my new surroundings in my world. There's a lot of splendid changes happening! Like a lot! It's like hell has its own puberty".

Stocking sighs to herself, feeling more disappointed that her once "boyfriend" now returns, "I wish you weren't so eager to return back here".

"Why not? I can't deny a chance to return back here with all my good chap's", Alastor said, "After I...lost!"

An awkward, silent moment came. Stocking stood there, feeling a little uncomfortable and noticing how Alastor wasn't saying anything.

His grin remains, however she can see the ladder part of his statement didn't sit well.

Eventually he does speak up, resuming and moving on to the next topic, "But anyways, I'm feeling all better now! So how's your day been going ever since we left?"

"Oh..I was doing fine", Stocking replied, "After, oh I don't know, YOU BACKSTABBED ME!"

"Ohohohohoho! Dear, if only you saw the obvious", Alastor sarcastically said, patting her on the head, while she stared at him angrily, "Gosh, that was hilarious! Probably need to ask Chris to lend his recording of that scene to me so I could enjoy it with my colleague in Hell. Imagine how fun movie night would be. Maybe I can add that within my podcast collective ideas! Discussing how easily I manipulated you!"

Stocking is agitated by his comments.

Sanji took notice and quickly stepped in, "Whoa, take it easy on the tension, guys".

"Ah, if it isn't the resident, fancy pervert", Alastor took notice, "You look pretty good for yourself. Less unhinged it seem".

"Yeah, the past month for me has been rough", Sanji explained, "Had to go through some forced wedding marriage proposals on Whole Cake Island. Met a nice girl over there. Things got hectic after the botched marriage and I was forced to cook up a cake to keep Big Mom at bay".

"Wow, that is certainly a weird experience you have to go through", Ryuko remarked, as she and the others joined in this discussion.

"Yep. All I want to do is forget all that", Sanji explained, "After that happens, we head to the land of Wano. Where me and the Straw hats had to fight our way through to save a country. Once it's all over, we party, do a bit of exploring and resting, and we head off".

"Huh, got a wild story there", Wendy remarked.

"I know. Pretty insane".

"Okay everyone! Enough with the chats! Save it once we get this show running!" Chris announced, cutting in everyone business, "It seems we have everyone here already. Good! Because today, we are going to be introducing some new contestants!"

Everyone: "WHAT?!"

This shocks everyone ( Except for Alastor, who only tilts its head out of curiosity ), with some being baffled by this revelation while seeming more eager and thrilled to hear that, indicating new friends coming this way.

"New contestants?...that means...new ladies!" Sanji thought, gleefully swooning and fondling at the idea of it.

"Sha-sweet!" Lightning remark, "New challengers! Lightning is gonna make it through!"

"Idiot", Scott told him, "You realize that means there's a chance of you losing, right? They likely not ordinary people".

"True, but that ain't gonna Sha-stop me!"

"What the hell?!" Ryuko asked, flabbergasted by the idea of it, "Who the f**K would want to compete in this hell hole?! Have they seen this show?!"

"Yeah, I have to agree with Ryuko here", Wendy added, "There's no way they're watching the same thing we went through".

"Chris, how is that possible?" Brendan asked.

"That's a good question", Chris explained, "You see, most of these newbies sign up before the first Cruise season even kicks off. And since most of them haven't read the contract more closely they're officially chosen to compete in season 2. In other words, we bait them early on".

"I would say something along the line like how cruel this is", Ryuko said, "However, I'm not going to say it since I'm just giving you too much credit for this".

"Ha! True", Chris said, "Though there were some late exceptions I'm not going to go into much detail on that. It's a surprise".

"So when are these new guys going to arrive?" Scott asked him, sarcastically and cracking his knuckles, "I want to give these new dweebs a good first impression".

"Oh, that depends", Chris continues, "Most of them either have their own transportation or do not. So I took the liberty to help some of them get here. And trust me, these guys are special".

"God, you really tainted the word special for me", Ryuko remarked.

"Good to hear".

"Well whoever these new saps be", Eddy said, "I'm still gonna make loads of cash out of this! Right Celebi?"

"Bi!"

"Oh Eddy", Brendan asked, "Didn't notice ya. What's been going on with you?"

"Oh 'it's been great", Eddy replied, "Managed to pull off some successful scams and heist with my partner and good pal, Celebi".

Celebi nodded.

"I also use her as my backup, in case any of my scam goes haywire".

"Yean, figure you were only going to use her for scamming purposes", Ryuko commented.

"Hey! Come on! We needed someone to take care of the Kanker sister infestation for us!"

"Kankers?" Brendan asked.

"Yeah, three girls in my neighborhood that occasionally keep messing with us!"

"Here's a thought", Ryuko said, "Try getting your parents or the police. It couldn't be that hard".

Then out of the bloom, up in the sky hover above is a helicopter with the door sliding open.

Everyone was surprised by the sight of it, as this was not the same helicopter they were dropped off from.

"Okay people, it's time we get into introducing some new guys around the block!"

"This better not be something sh*tty, Chris", Sanji said.

"Don't worry! It's not…..finger cross behind!"

"You d*ck".

The first person to reveal at the slide door was a short, muscular, green man with long hair that reaches to what's left of his neck, has pink eyes, wore some pants, and it is seen flinging his shirt around as if he's very excited for this game.

"First up! We have Muscle Man!"

"Woooohoooo! Yeah! I'm going to win this! You Lose-" Before Muscle Man could finish, he is immediately kicked off the helicopter.

Another person appears, only this time it isn't a person, as his appearance is a squirrel with a beer bottle, seemingly dizzy and feeling drunk, and wearing nothing but a blue jacket.

He drowned himself with more booze, hiccuping to himself, "Oh man, I probably shouldn't had drunk much. Wha-where am I now?"

Stumbling a lot, he eventually accidentally falls out from the helicopter.

"Oh! Another drunker and a king in his world! Conker!" Chris proclaims, then proceeding to move on with the next contestants, "Moving on, we have our next new contestants! Megumin!"

"Wait, WHAT?!" The mention of a familiar name caught Aqua completely off guard as the girl name Megumin appears at the exit.

She has brown hair, wearing a wizard hat, and a red robe that doesn't cover her entire legs. She also wields a staff.

"Hello everyone! Introducing Megumin! Arch wizard who wields-!" After she raises her arm with a pose and a staff, and before she could finish she is immediately kicked off the helicopter.

"Born and raised by assassins, adopted by Batman himself! It's Robin!" Chris announced.

Robin appears, wearing a more black and red suit, while also having a sword sheath behind his back. While many others were thrown out, Robin showed no fear and told the one that is trying to kick him off by saying, "No thanks. I'll throw myself out".

He did just that, jumping out of the helicopter.

"Next up, we got a special sports celebrity! Who is also a Z fighter! Yamcha!"

Yamaha appears to have black, spiked hair, a scar on his cheeks, and wearing a martial artist outfit in orange. Without a single comment, he immediately slid off and is now dropping down like the rest.

"And lastly for this helicopter, from the Dream Land under the reign of King Dedede! Tiff!"

She appears, with a pale, yellow skin, a ponytail, and is shown to be short. She is seen being held and grabbed behind by Red eye, as she struggles to be released, "This is not how my introduction should be!"

Once she shouted, she was immediately tossed out.

"And that is all for the first half of the contestants being introduced", Chris said, "We still got a few more coming this way. Probably soon...hopefully".

One by one, Muscle Man, Megumin, Conker, and Tiff fell into a huge pile. All of them were groaning and unable to get up right away, due to the impact of the fall.

Robin manages to land on the ground safely with his hands on the ground and his cape following suit, without a single sweat, pain, or struggle shown on his face.

As for Yamcha, he is the latest to land, as he landed straight down onto the ground, making a hard impact. Once the dust is clear, it shows him facing the ground in a feeble position similar to a victim being exploded by a green creature. He mumbled, "Oh right...totally forgot I could fly".

Suddenly, a blue cat flew out of the helicopter and float around him, panicking, "YAMCHA! ARE YOU OKAY?!"

As for the contestants' reaction, most were a bit...bewildered, particularly Robin as he was shown to have no fear or struggle at all by what just happened. He remains nonchalantly and frown throughout.

"Okay, I see weirder things, but what the hell is that?" Scott asked, pointing at the blue cat.

"Whoa, did you guys see that?" Eddy asked everyone near him as he was pointing toward Robin, "He just landed down without a scratch".

"That kid got guts", Ryuko remarked, "Not gotta lie".

"Whoa, should've brought my phone out for this", Wendy added.

"Pff, that Sha-kid got no guts", Lightning said, refusing to believe it as he crossed his arm and looked away from him, "He's just Sha-lucky. I could do a better job than that".

"Why didn't you?" Scott asked him.

"Uhh…Sha-Lightning was just warming up.

Before Chris could confront the new cast, an explosion erupted, bursting and sending every new contestant. As for who did it, Megumin was left standing, using her staff to clear her surroundings.

"EXPLOSION!" Megumin exclaimed, panting for a bit.

"Are you crazy?!" Tiff asked, flabbergasted.

"What? I had to make way for my introduction", Megumin replied back, as she is confronted by Chris, who seems very static to see her.

"Which was amazing by the way", Chris said, "Welcome to this brand new season. Hope you guys are ready as the journey from this show will be insane! I can guarantee that".

"Can he guarantee how much of an a** he can be?" Ryuko whispers next to Wendy, jokingly.

"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hold on a second here!" Aqua pushed both the girls aways and confronted Megumin, "What the hell are you doing here?!"

"You know her?" Brendan asked her as Aqua scowl.

Instead of Aqua, Megumin responds to his question instead, "Yeah, I know who she is. She's one of our adventure party, known as a useless diva".

"Shut up! Your not supposed to be here! This is supposed to be my time to shine!" Aqua shouted, "Not yours!"

"Too bad, blue b*tch", Megumin replied, pointing to herself, "I'm gonna make it through this game with or without ya, just to rub it in your face".

"Oh yeah! Well…I have more experience on this reality show than you!"

"Experience huh? Sorry, doesn't show it whenever we go on any adventure"

"I was WORN!"

"Wow, someone with a history in dealing with a useless goddess like her", Ryuko remarked, "I think I'm starting to like her already".

"Ha! Whatever!" Aqua said, with a smug expression, "Even if you're competing there's no way your gonna make it without a special helper".

Right on cue, a small cat pokes out of Megumin's witch hat, meowing at her.

Megumin retorted with a smug grin, much to Aqua annoyance, "Oh come on!"

"Seems their little squabble isn't gonna end any time soon", Alastor said to the group, turning their attention to Yamcha, "Look over there. A promising fighter it seems".

"Thanks Puar", Yamcha said to the floating cat who helped him up.

"No problem".

"So what's your deal, tough guy?" Sanji asked.

"My name is Yamcha!" Yamcha introduces himself, confidently, "Strong martial artist, famous baseball player,and former desert bandit! I'm here to prove myself and reawaken my inner spirits! In other words, I'm here for the cash and respect".

"I see", Ryuko remarks, "You really are not proving yourself better by introducing it like that".

"Hey, I didn't know that was gonna happen!" Yamcha pointed out.

"Uh huh. And who's your cat friend?"

"I'm Puar! Yamcha best friend! And I'm here to be his emotional support, in case he gets humiliated".

"Puar!" Yamcha whispers to him, "You're not supposed to mention that!"

"Oh, sorry".

"Quite the interesting cat he got got there", Brendan remarked to Ryuko and the others, "Usually cats in my world are normal…..well, except for one that is".

"If you ask me, his voice is way too close to someone I know which isn't a good thing", Sanji said.

Yamcha is then shoved away by Muscle Man, who introduces himself to the contestant, "Move away, wimp! The name Muscle Man! As in, I'm gonna nail this competition!"

"Oh wow, another bolster", Ryuko remarks, sarcastically, "Hey Chris, anymore guys like him you want to introduce?"

"Dude, why are you green?" Wendy asked.

"Ha! The better question you should be asking", Muscle Man replied, "Who's gonna be on top because it's me!"

"Please don't tell me you gonna take off your shirt?", Ryuko asked.

And right on cue, Muscle Man proceeds to take off his shirt and swing it in the air, "Woohoo! Oh yeah! Number one baby!

"Ugh, you can be a bit more decency?" Tiff asked him, approaching the contestants and introducing herself, "Hi. My name is Tiff. Nice to meet y'all".

"Sup, names Wendy", Wendy introduces herself, "Nice hairdo".

"Thanks. Glad to meet some folks who aren't macho idiots".

"Hey! I'm exempt from that!" Yamcha stated.

"Yeah, he's far from macho!" Puar added.

"Puar! I'm not referring to that!"

"So what brings you here, kid?" Ryuko asked, "By the way, I'm Ryuko and this is Brendan".

"Well I sort of have a small interest in exploring other worlds", Tiff replied, "Learning a few things, get to know one another, and bringing some interesting items back home. Oh, and also having a few days by myself without King Dedede breathing near my neck".

"Neat", Brendan replied, "I have the same interest as you are, only…I'm kinda used to it. Still, anything can surprise me".

"Even this brooding kid", Ryuko remarks, as Robin approaches them without needing to introduce or explain himself, "No offense, of course".

Robin only shrugged, "Let's get this over with".

"God, who turn up the light in this world?" Conker asked them, "By the way, who are you guys?"

"Umm I'm Brendan", He introduce himself to him, "Nice to meet yo-"

Before he could finish, Conker proceeded to throw up which irk the boy.

"Sorry kid. Drank a whole lot last night".

"Uhhhh, I see".

"Welp, can't see I have much of a problem with the cast thus far", Sanji remarks, "So far, it ain't bad".

"Ooooh I won't say that just yet", Chris said, "Because there is someone you'll be happy to meet!"

"Really? Who?"

"Me, dumbass", a voice. A familiar voice that froze him and got the attention of the others as they all turned around and saw someone.

That someone, in which Sanji is stunned to see.

Standing there facing them with his arm crossed is a man with green hair, a scar on his left eye, has three swords tuck in, and wears a green, open robe.

"Hey, what's up?" Zoro greeted, not only to the shock of Sanji, but also to everyone else, "Surprise to see me?"

"No...NO! This can't be!" This was his first reaction though Sanji has, with his eyes widened and his jaw drop.

"Everyone! This is Roronoa Zoro!" Chris introduces, "Member of the Straw Hats crew!"

"Sha-whoa! He's part of the Straw boy crew?" Lightning asked, quite surprised by the revelation.

"Not gonna lie", Robin remarked, "Those are some cool swords he got there".

"It's actually the Straw Hats crew, idiot", Zoro points out, "Oh, and thanks for the compliment kid".

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" Sanji asked, loudly in front of his face.

"Oh, I heard you were competing on a reality show and failing miserably", Zoro replied, "So I thought, 'Hey, maybe I should compete. After all, I think my sword skills could be more useful than a shitty cook'".

"Like hell you will! What makes you think you're going to compete in this and perform a lot better than me?!"

"I don't know. Maybe because I at least kept my pants up and didn't let my sexual urges get the better of me you dumbass!"

"Hey! It wasn't my fault that caused my team to lose, okay!"

"Actually, it kinda was to be quite frank", Alastor said, even Stocking nodded to agree, regardless.

"Yeah, I won't deny. It kinda is your fault", Stocking added.

"YOU GUYS AREN'T HELPING!" Sanji shouted at them, then turning his attention to Chris, "Chris, please tell me this is a sick joke! Tell me he's just a guest star or a team pet!"

"Wait, repeat that last line again?!" Zoro asked, overhearing it and feeling offended by his mention of a pet.

"Nope, he's actually competing", Chris said, pulling out the document, "I got the paper right here, if you want to see it".

"Just face it. You stuck with me", Zoro said to Sanji.

"SCREW YOU! You aren't going to survive through this! I'm betting you'll be out first!"

"Hey Sanji, will you calm down?"Another voice is heard, a familiar one to Sanji. This time, it wasn't pure rage, "Just because Zoro is competing, doesn't mean it's the end of the world, you know".

Sanji slowly turns around, seeing her. Her expression changes in surprise and at awe.

The woman in question is clad with just a bra, with a tattoo on her left, upper arm, and has long, orange hair. She also wears jeans, while holding luggages, the same thing Zoro did earlier.

"Seriously, for like an entire month maybe try not to patronize Zoro".

Sanji's jaw drops from seeing her. He knows her, but unlike Zoro he wasn't filled with dismay and angrush. Instead, it was baffle and...delight.

"And here's another member of the Straw Hats, Nami!" Chris introduces.

"Hi everyone! It's nice to meet you guys", Nami greeted with a wave, "I'm looking forward to win this".

"NAMI! IS IT REALLY YOU?!" Sanji asked, unable to believe it was really her, "Are you really here?!"

"Uhh yeah, I exist", Nami said, "To be honest, unlike Zoro, I only signed up just for the prize money. I figure this would be fun".

"Fun?" Ryuko asked, sarcastically, "Yeah, I don't think the word 'fun' would be the best wayh to describe this show".

"Am I the only one that should question her dress?" Brendan asked, pointing at her, then pointing at Sanji, "and also, what's Sanji doing?"

"Oh Nami! I'm so glad you're competing alongside me!" Sanji said, bowing down to her, "This is great! This is the best thing ever! I am grateful for this decision of yours! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!"

"Figure you would be excited to see her here", Zoro remarked, "Considering your reputation".

"SHUT UP! MOSS HEAD!" Sanji shouted, "You don't know shit!"

"Jeez, are they always like this?" Wendy asks Nami, while the two men are arguing to one another.

Nami nodded, then facepalm, "Yeah, pretty much".

The topic suddenly moved, as Ryuko then asked Nami, "Wait a minute, how did you guys arrive here?"

"Oh, we arrive here by a bus", Nami replied, pointing behind her a bus that is parked near Chris, much to the dumbfounded look of some of the newer contestants that had to arrive here by helicopter.

"What?! We have to go through jumping off a helicopter, but you guys simply took a bus?!" Tiff responded in a baffling tone, "What the heck, Chris?!"

"Yeah, gotta be honest", Chris replied back, "We didn't have enough buses for everyone so had to resort to using helicopters, since I own a lot of those".

"You own so many helicopters, yet never bother having any of them include a parachute", Ryuko commented.

"It was either that or the coffee machine. Guess which one of them I choose over".

"Wow, and I thought King Dedede was this dumb", Tiff remarked, crossing her arms.

"Holy star terrain! This bus ride was awful!" A man came out, wearing a blue shirt, cape and long black pants, "Seriously host, should've taken your word and just rode the helicopter!"

"Hey wait a second! I know that guy!" Ryuko quickly recognizes him, along with Brendan and Wendy as they were shocked to see.

"Holy crud! It's him!" Wendy added.

"That's right", Chris introduced, "Everyone! This is Lando Calrissian! Former smuggler, Cloud City Administer and Rebel General! In his Galaxy".

"Hey! Familiar faces!" Lando said in open arms, "Didn't expect someone like me to compete, right guys?"

"Honestly, you seem to fit right in", Wendy said.

"Wait, you guys know him?" Brendan asked them.

"Yeah, he's the guy who save us during that whole hangover stuff", Ryuko explained.

"Yep. It was a crazy night back there", Lando explained, "Had to deal with all sorts of nonsense back there. Bootleggers, politicians, all that sort of wack job. Now I'm here, I get to hang out with some of my old buddies!"

"It hadn't been that long", Ryuko pointed out.

"Semi-old buddies".

"What makes you want to compete?" Wendy asked him, curiously.

"Good question", Lando said, "I owe you guys for saving me back there. If it wasn't for you, the new Republic would've been involved and there would have been more casualties. So when I heard somewhere you guys were competing I thought, why not. I'll pay back your debt and get a few bucks out of this….to also pay back my debt".

"That's great to hear, man", Wendy said.

"Thanks".

"You realize that means you have to win for it, right?" Ryuko asked.

"Of course. I'm not that foolish enough to see it", Lando said, as he proceeded to observe the crowd in front of him, "So it looks like I'll be hanging out with some unfamiliar faces here".

"Umm hi, I'm Brendan", Brendan introduced himself, "Ryuko friend from Cruise".

"Brendan. Sup little guy. Pleasure to meet you", Lando replied, shaking his hand, "Never thought someone like you seemed to be friends with her. No offense, of course".

"Eh, none taken", Ryuko said.

"Wait, if you're a former smuggler", Nami asked, "Does that mean you know a few certain hiding spots where you keep some of your stuff stored?"

"Uhh yeah, pretty much. Although if I may be frank, most of them are likely taken by the rebellion to fund their operation".

"Oh….oh", Nami said in disappointment, failing to sway the guy.

Another girl came out of the bus too. She is quite familiar to many of the older contestants from Cruise, and even Chris himself.

"Debbie! From the famous, popular Thornberry documentary!" Chris announced, "And also a guest star from our previous season. Great to have you here".

"Ugh, do you have any idea how long I had to stay in there, sitting next to a bunch of odd jobs?" Debbie asked him, completely annoyed, "No offense to anyone here, of course"

"Uhhh, no, not really. Probably should've expected it, since...you know, you're a huge fan of this show".

"Whatever", Debbie said, approaching the cast and being familiar with some of the returnees, "Heeeey there, guys. Nice to see some old faces around here….hey, where's Lindsey?"

"Didn't come, I guess", Ryuko replied, "Didn't think you would join after your first hand experience with our show's usual gimmick".

"I was reconsidering it, until Chris, you know, forces me to compete under those terms".

"Tell me about it".

"Eh, oh well. At least I can spend some time by myself", Debbie said, pulling out her phone, "Maybe even getting a few clicks here".

"Really hope you brought some spares", Wendy told her, "Because I don't think this journey isn't going to be pleasant".

Cutting back to the bus, a man came out, looking to be much older compared to the rest. And even a bit gruffer. He has hair and a beard, seemingly resembling a feral animal. He wore a green jacket, supporting a white tank top, and was holding a military back. He's also seen smoking.

"Hello! Logan! Aka, the Wolverine! Member of the X-men", Chris greets him, holding his hands up for a greet, "What's up, dude".

Wolverine did not reply back, instead responding by his glance over the place and the contestants alone, "This is the right place?"

"Totally. I'm betting your bag contains your super suit, right?"

"Don't call it like that", Wolverine said, as he walked away from him, "Bud".

"Right. We do require you guys to wear them at all times for brand recognition so make sure to put them on when the camera starts rolling, alright?"

"Whatever. Just as long as there's no rule against smoking".

This disappoints Chris, expecting him to reply back to his own ways of greetings.

"Ah, look at this", Alastor remarking, nudging his arm at Robin, "Another brooding type. I can see you two might get along".

Robin shrugged, "Whatever".

Behind him was a girl. She wore a hood and a cape, blond, two braided ponytail hair, wore a 17th century green shirt and boots. She is also seen carrying a wooden crossbow, along with having a bird on her arm.

"Oh, sorry didn't notice ya", Chris said, then introducing the cast to her, "Everyone! This is Robyn Goodfellowe! From Ireland, and from that other crappy show no one loves".

( Note: From now on, I'll be referring to "Robin" as Damian Wayne so as to not confuse the two, making it much easier for me to write. All the characters in the universe will just refer to him as just Robin if that isn't obvious enough ).

"Wait?" Brendan asked, which piqued his curiosity, "Did you mention she's from Ireland?"

"Yes!"

"Ummm, I'm sorry to interrupt, but I thought Blaineley was going to be here", Robyn asked, confusingly.

"Who?"

"Blaineley. You know, the one you mentioned to me when I was given an offer to return".

"Yeeeeaaah…..I lied", Chris told her, "Anyways, who cares about her, go ahead and meet with your new fellow contestants. I know someone would like to meet you".

Robyn was a bit nervous, but got enough confidence to meet with her fellow new competitors. After all, she had met many strangers before. However, she picked up enough courage and confidence to meet with some new faces.

Robyn approached the cast, and her first interaction came to her by Brendan, who took a great interest in her.

"Hi, my name is Brendan", Brendan came, holding his hands out to her.

Robyn gave him a handshake, even introducing herself fully, "Uhh, Robyn. Robyn Goodfellowe".

"So are you really from Ireland?"

"Actually, I'm from England", Robyn replied, "I just moved to Ireland where my father took up the job there. Well...used to, anyways".

"Really? That's interesting. Did something interesting happen while you were there?"

"It's a long story. Perhaps later?"

"Sure, sure", Brendan said, as Robyn walked past him, as Brendan followed her, "To be honest, I was a bit surprised and kind of excited that someone from my homeland would be competing here".

Then the bird on her arm try to attack him, startling him. Robyn try to assure him, "Quite Merlyn. It's alright. Forgive him, he's not used to meeting new people. Especially in a multiverse level".

"I see".

"Hey Ryuko, looks like Brendan here's making some new friends", Wendy remarked to her.

"And I'm betting Ryuko is jealous", Aqua jokingly said, nudging her arm to her.

Ryuko then proceeds to punch her straight in the face, knocking her out, much to Megumin's shock.

"Whoa! Did not expect that to happen", Megumin remarked, "Usually people would be more softer on Aqua".

"Yeah well, I'm not".

"Nice".

Back on the bus, a young girl with long, short black hair, with a green clip that binds her hair. She wears a blue coat, blue short pants, and white shoes. She's also wearing a light yellow slouch. She is carrying a backpack and a briefcase.

Right by her side is a bipedal, green cat, a purple, crystal and diamond like turtle, and on her back is a small figure with a large like blue hair and pink skin.

"Okay, first day being here", the girl said, confidently until she immediately dropped it much to her companion's concern, "And I'm already feeling the effect of car sickness".

Along with her was an old lady wearing a 1914 military uniform. She is also smoking a cigar.

"Can't believe I even signed up for this", The old lady said to herself.

"Welcome!" Chris said to the both of them, "See you two girls are really excited".

"Uhhh yeah", The young girl replied, "I'm pretty stoked to be here. Not how I imagine inter-dimensional travel to work like that".

"Yea, get used to that feeling", Chris told her, "It's gonna get a whole lot crazier".

"Define crazier in your terms", The old lady said, "There better not be no rules against smoking".

"Oh don't worry, there's none of that".

The two contestants move past meeting the host to now meeting with the contestants.

"Okay Meowscarada, Terapagos, and Hattrem", The young girl said to her companion, "It's our first time being in an entirely separate world from ours. So I want you guys to be on your best beha-whaaaat?!"

Once she met eye contact to the new crowd she's gonna be with, things have turned quite unexpectedly for her.

"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!" The girl monologue to herself, panicking, "I didn't think my competitor would be this many! I should've expected it by now!"

"Ummm hey kid, are you alright?" Ryuko asked.

"Oh! I'm fine!" Liko awkwardly replied, much to her Pokemon embarrassment, "Totally fine! I'm just….not expecting this kind of crowd".

"Get used to it, kid", The old woman told her, "I see weirder things and this doesn't scratch the surface. By the way, names Packard".

"Talk about will power", Yamcha whispered to Zoro, "I didn't think an old lady would be willing to compete".

"Sorry if I scare ya", The girl introduced herself, "My name is Liko, and these are my Pokemon, Meowscarada, Hattrem, and Terapagos".

"Meow!" Meowscarada introduced herself, bowing. 

"Hatta!" Hattrem greets.

"Tapa" Terapagos added, being the most curious of the trio.

"Heh, looks like I'm not the only one with a cat companion", Megumin remarked, having Chomusuke with her.

"Ummm, I exist too", Puar pointed out.

"So your a Pokemon trainer?" Ryuko asked her.

"Uhhh yeah", Liko replied, "I'm actually currently building myself up to become one , but-"

"Hold the phone!" Eddy approaches her, alongside Celebi who seems to take a special curiosity over the girl and her Pokemon, "Listen girly, there can only be one person with a Pokemon and that's me! So don't try to steal my spotlight!"

"Whoa, wait! Is that a mythical Pokemon you got there?!" Liko asked, shocked to see Celebi, even her Pokemons were surprised.

Terapagos was the most curious, as he stood up to get a closer look at Celebi, who also takes an interest.

"Yeah, that'll be thirty cents if you want to get a closer look at her", Eddy stated, "Ninety cents if you wanna take a photo with her. One hundred dollars if you want to-"

"That's amazing!" Liko remarks in astonishment, shoving Eddy aside to get a good look at her, "I never thought I would be seeing one. She looks so cute".

"Celebi?" Celebi was flattered to hear about this, "Celebi!"

So much so, she allows her to pet her on the head, much to Meowscarada mildly annoyance.

"Hey! Are you even listening to me?!" Eddy told her off, "If she want to pet Celebi, it gotta cost her eight grand!-"

"Eddy, don't exploit her", Ryuko told him off.

"Hey! I can't ignore the opportunity!"

"I'm sorry, should've asked this", Lando asked, "What's a Pokemon?"

"Basically animals with special power", Wendy explained, in a simplistic definition.

The last person or in this case, a Cat stepped out of the bus with a positive outlook. He has gray fur, blue eyes, and a bushy tail. He wears an all blue attire that consists of his coat, pants and fedora hat. He had a white shirt with an orange tie and wore black shoes.

He's carrying his own luggages and a violin case.

He began exhaling, "Ah, nothing but the smell of a new, mysterious world. The muted air, the shred of a dirty landscape and nice, heating blue sky".

"Cat dude, enough", Chris told him, "If you begin singing right now I'm gonna implement shock collars".

"Sorry", He replied, "I'm just excited to be here. All this whole multiverse fantasy stuff I've never heard of. I think I'm going to like it".

"Yeeeeaaah, not surprising".

The cat began to introduce himself to the cast, "Hello my new companions! The name Rocky! Rocky Rickaby! But you can call me anything…just Rocky".

"Neat", Megumin said, "A Talking cat. This is starting to get interesting".

"Oh, my gosh! He's so adorable", Debbie remarked, pulling out her phone, "I'm taking a photo of him right now".

"He is!" Liko remark.

"Just to let you guys know", Rocky said, pulling out his violin, "I have a very charming reputation. One of them involves music".

"Ooooh that's adorable", Liko said, "A talking….umm, cat that can play a violin".

"Damn, wish I could play a violin", Conker said, "I mostly suck at musical instruments, unless it involves guitar".

Before he could start playing, a rock was thrown at him, "Ow! What the?"

He turned to see Chris who completely acted as if nothing had happened by whistling. Then he resumed announcing, "Okay people, it seems like the first bus has already been cover. . There's more contestants still on their way. Hopefully it's quick because I want to get this show going on the road here".

Suddenly, a blast of light ray shot from the sky above. Two of them to be exact. These rays of lights beam down onto Chris and the entire contestants alone.

Everyone was focused on it. Some were in awe and curious while others are a bit agitated and confused.

The sound of a propeller helicopter can be heard, as it reveals itself to be one.

"Whoa! What's going on here!?" Liko asked.

"I don't know, probably a huge, epic entrance", Chris said.

"Shoot! I should've done something like that", Lightning added.

Then a voice can be heard from the helicopter, as the figure reveals itself to the public, "You are correct, Chris Mclean".

This voice hit Ryuko by the familiarity of it. She couldn't believe it, nor try to figure out the different possibility of it as she uttered, "Wait a second...that voice...it can't be".

Even Chris recognizes it, but instead of stunned recoil he instead grinned, knowing full well on how Ryuko reaction will be, "Ooooh yes it is! Allow me to introduce myself! Lady Satsuki! The President of the Honnoji Academy!"

"Oh HELL NO!" Ryuko shouted, enraged by the revelation, as the figure revealed itself to everyone.

She was tall, having long black hair and thick eyebrows. She also wore a white and blue school uniform, resembling a more higher class one with a demanding position. She is also holding a scissor blade similar to Ryuko, holding it like a cane with both her hands on it. Her frowns are seen, as she took notice of everyone down there, especially Ryuko, "Hello...Ryuko Matoi".

Ryuko can only scowl, as Satsuki immediately without any hesitation, leaped out of the helicopter and landed on the ground quickly, as if she teleported to the ground with a slight dust clearing.

"Clean and swift", Chris remarked, clapping his hand with that introduction, "Welcome to the show! I heard your reputation at the academy is quite big".

"Yes, I am very aware of that. I've come to have a bit of a break from my work", She said, as she faced the crowd of competitors in front of her, particularly Ryuko. Both making eye contact, "As well as having some time for myself".

As Satsuki approach her and the others, Ryuko can only think of, "Cr*p. Why the f**k is she here!"

"Hey Ryuko, she seems...familiar", Brendan mentions, pointing at her, "Isn't she the same woman I saw fighting you from a different universe we saw?"

But before Ryuko could muster a word, Satsuki finally made contact with her upfront, telling Ryuko, "I'm sure you're as surprised as I am, it seems. To be honest, I originally had no intention of competing in such a vulgar show that involved humiliation, but when I heard of your exploits, it got me interested".

"So your only here just to compete against her?" Brendan asked.

"Correct. I see no issue behind that".

"Oh, I see a lot of issues behind that!" Ryuko said, trying to hold her grudge, "And whatever happened to that whole Raid Trip you've been setting up! I thought you were leading it!"

"That's still going on. I made sure I prepare my Elites for whatever they face while I'm gone. Rest assured, it will go nicely".

"Damn, she means business", Lando remarked, "I mean, she claims to be president of a school academy, correct?"

"Yeah, I'm as shocked as you are", Wendy said.

"Ooooooh this is hilarious!" Aqua responded joyfully, even expressing it near Ryuko's face, "Looks like I'm not the only one with an annoying, familiar face!"

And once again, Ryuko immediately responded by another punch in the face, "Shut up!"

"Ryuko, try to cool yourself down a bit", Senkets gestures, quivering in fear as he notices Ryuko's heated tension against her.

"If you think I'm interested in beating you again! Fat chance! I'm already over with it!" Ryuko told her, "I've already dealt with everyone on this show and that pink slut back at home!"

"Even so, that doesn't change anything", She told her, "Whether or not if you're interested, I'm going to ensure that my victory from here will be felt by many, especially from the academy alone".

"So what? This is just an image boost or something? Is that it?"

"Hmm perhaps", She replied, "Perhaps I'm just bored. Perhaps I saw your success and felt envious about it. Either way, me being here will surely be an experience for the both of us".

"Grrr, whatever your reason I'm going to make sure you don't try anything to harm my friends".

"Speaking of friends", Satsuki's attention was now focused on Wendy and Brendan, as she took a particular interest in her new friends, "I see you made new friends during your stay on this show. A peasant, monk boy and a ginger, low class lumberjack".

"Hey", Both Brendan and Wendy said, feeling offended by her comment.

"Take that f**king back!", Ryuko told her, shielding them away from her with her right arm, "Don't you dare insult my friends. Leave them out of this",

"Please. I'm just merely expressing my thoughts here".

"If I'm being honest here", Lando stepped in, "This whole feud here is starting to confuse my head a little".

"Yeah, she doesn't seem like a nice person at all", Liko remarked, worryingly, "I met school presidents who are a lot nicer than her".

"I'll say", Nami added, "She totally came off delusional".

"Listen here! You may be a president bada** in our world, but out here, you're no better than any of us", Ryuko told Satsuki, "Trust me, you are going to realize the hard way".

"If that's the case, then I'll take up that challenge", Satsuki said, right at her face.

"Hey! Ummm, guys? Come on", Liko said to the two of them, "Let's not get too riled up here. I'm sure there's no need for drama. Let's both try to get along, okay?"

"No, no, let it happen", Aqua told her, "I'm totally getting some enjoyment out of this".

Just when things seemed to settle down a bit, Chris announced the next competitor, "Okay everyone! Mind saving the quips for later on! We got like a few more contestants to introduce so let's hurry up. Now then, let's meet our next competitor, who is really patriotic. Stan Smith!".

The man with the huge chin, having black hair, and wearing a blue suit, came onto the scene, carrying his own backpack, wearing a blue and white helmet, and holding a mk47, as he proclaimed it proudly, "USA! USA! USA!"

He jumped out of the helicopter and faced straight to the ground below, as he ejected the parachute. Then he proceeds to aim his mk47 straight up and begin firing, continuing with his chant, "USA! A true American entrance!"

However this backfire as his shooting caused holes to be created in his parachute, causing him to fall, as well as screaming.

He fell straight to the ground, flinching and cringed by some from the impact, but Stan quickly got up, assuring everyone, "I'm okay! No need to worry about it".

"Well, you certainly made an entrance of yourself", Chris remarked.

"Thank you. I want to make sure that America is going to be number one here", Stan Smith replied, "By me, of course".

"Oh, so you're doing the whole representation thing".

"Correct!" He said, as he approached the cast behind him. Waving and greeting them, "Hello, Stan Smith is my name. I'm a CIA agent and a proud American".

"You don't need to repeat yourself of being an American you know", Wendy told him.

"Hahahahahaha!" Stan approaches her, with a cocking attitude, "No. It is totally necessary on my part".

"Everyone! Watch out!" Brendan yelled, as suddenly a vehicle appeared behind all of them.

They all jump and back quickly away to make a path for the vehicle that almost ran over all of them. It drives past them and u turn around, stopping immediately for the dust cloud to disappear.

"Who dares try to strike me down!" Satsuki demanded.

"I don't know. Probably one of your own colleagues", Ryuko sarcastically said.

The vehicle itself was a blue van, and what came out of the blue van shocked the entire Cruise cast ( With the exception of Alastor, Scott, Lightning, Wendy, and Stocking ).

It was a boy with orange glasses, black hair, and a gray shirt and green pants.

He stepped out of the van from behind, then appeared before them with his arms behind him.

"To those who know him from last season, allow me to re-introduce..JOSE!" Chris announces.

"Greetings fools!", Jose pointed to himself, "It is I! Jose!"

"Aw f*ck!" Ryuko said, "Are you kidding me?!"

"This isn't good", Brendan said.

"That's right, you fools! I'm back!" Jose claimed, goose walking his way to them, "Not only am I back, I'm here to compete on my terms, understand?!"

"Oh...no, I should've known", Brendan facepalm, realizing his mistake of not telling this sooner to his fellow contestants.

"What is it, dude?" Wendy asked him.

"I forgot to mention to some of you but Chris may have allowed Jose to compete on this show?"

"Huh?"

"It's a long story", Ryuko told her, then turning her attention to Chris, "And also, what the hell, Chris?!"

"Look, I was held hostage by them", Chris told them, "What am I supposed to do? Give up my fortune to the little guy?"

"YES!"

Chris remained silent from that comment, completely stunned by the response until replying back, sarcastically, "Well...good to know none of you value the safety of one fortune".

"Uhhh I'm kinda confused", Yamcha said, looking around, "What's up with the grudge against this little kid?"

"Yeah, he just seems like an annoying, little brat", Lando added.

"Hey! I am not a little kid!" Jose claimed, "I am Jose! And all of you should cower before me!"

"Pfff, as if I'm going to coward before a little brat", Damian said, crossing his arm and not looking at him directly.

This caused Jose to get up front at him, asking him in a demanding voice, "What did you just call me?!"

"Oh, I'm sorry", Damian replied, sarcastically, looking at him, "I meant to say, little sh*t".

Jose growls, readying to throw a tantrum. Before he motioned his hands to strangle him, Robyn stepped in to stop this, "Hey, let's calm ourselves here will ya? We've already had another fight. Can we not repeat ourselves?"

Jose was hesitant, feeling the urge to dismiss her comment and just get back to the kid. Surprisingly, he didn't as he adjusted himself, telling Robin, "Hmph! Fine! I'm not going to bother! Let alone, get my hands dirty by touching him".

"Good. You aren't even worthy enough for a fight anyway. The guy with the ugly hairdo, Yamcha, is more worthy than you".

"Ugly hairdo?" Yamcha asked, offended by his comment.

This causes Jose to simply give a middle finger.

"Indecent child", Satsuki remarked from Jose, then asked Ryuko, "Is this what you have to put up from your show?"

"Glad we share the same opinion here", Ryuko responded.

"I'm already hating this guy", Wolverine commented.

"Hate me all you want", Jose stated, "But soon you will all learn what I'm truly capable of".

"Capable of not shutting up", Robin said, only irritating Jose even further.

"Okay Chris", Nami asked, "This is getting old. Are all competitors gonna be like this? Drama magnet?"

"Totally. We got loads of em".

"Why am I suddenly feeling worried right now", Aqua remarked.

After Jose's introduction, a second bus appears behind Chris.

"Ah finally, the second bus has finally arrived", Chris then heard a ringing from his phone, pulling it out and answering it, "Hello?...wait, he's in there? Well bring him out then, man!"

The door opens, revealing Copperhead pushing a hand truck, which contains a vicious and uncontrollable bloodlust of a teenage man. He has black hair, pale skin, and is wearing an old, Japanese, black kimono. His arms were a great interest, as they appeared to be fake.

He was seen viciously struggling to get out of his restraint. Growling, thrusting, shaking, and yelling aloud like a wild animal.

Everyone was in shock by this, even Copperhead felt a bit concerned about bringing this man along. Some were gasp by the sight of it, some were stunned but at the same time, puzzled by what it is, and others...had no reaction.

But not to Chris, of course. He remains delightful, as he introduces him to the contestants, "This is Hyakkimaru, everyone! He may not be able to see, but he can make sure those pizza slices are clean and satisfying".

"Uhhh Chris, what did you him bring onto the show?" DJ asked, being the most afraid out of the group, "Because that doesn't look human".

"Yeah, I don't like it that much", Conker agrees with him.

"What's wrong with him?" Liko asked.

"Don't worry, this guy is...sometimes harmless. He may seem scary and doesn't really speak much, but he's adorable...somewhat", Chris said, "Sure, he can get angry, and a little violent at times, especially those with bad souls. But do not worry, I bring along someone to make sure this guy doesn't go berserk and massacre you guys. Bring her out, guys!"

A girl was thrown out of the bus. She landed roughly, as she was revealed to be a young girl with black hair and wearing a green robe with no sleeves and an exposed chest.

"Dororo! Our new intern! And Helper. She's his care assistant. Had to kidnap her because apparently she didn't seem fond of competing on a reality show again", Chris explained, "But anyways, she's here as a non-contestants, accompanying and aiding our samurai boy".

"I hate you", Dororo got up, rubbing her head.

Just then before any further interaction could be made, a head poke out from the bus. He is seen to be non-human. An alien, actually.

His head resembles a feral mammal, with husk. He seemed lanky and wore a black and green suit. He is also seen holding tightly on an orange lantern, as he seems obsessed over it.

He sniffed around, looked around. He's hunch over, coming out of the bus with pure hesitation, but seemingly cautious around him.

As he moves forward, passing by Copperhead who is releasing Hyakkimaru restraint while Dororo watches, he is startled by Chris.

"Welcome dude! It is an honor to have an official Lantern onto my show. Welcome!"

"AH! Stay away from me! It's mine! Mine!" He barks, hugging his lantern really tight.

"Cool it, dude", Chris gestured to him, "I'm not here to steal your lantern…thing".

"Then don't! Because it's mine! You hear me?! Mine! Mine! And where's the money? You said there's money? Where's it?!"

"Dude, how many times I have to tell you, Larfleeze", Chris explained, "The contract stated you have to compete for the money".

"Compete?! No compete! I want it now! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!"

"You want the money?"

"YES!"

"Then you have to compete for it. There's no other way around this".

This causes Larfleeze to moan out of frustration, until eventually he decides to submit to his demand, seeing no choice of this, despite how his desire is forcing him to want it.

"Fine! Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, I'll compete", He said, "But the lantern is mine! Still mine! MINE!"

"Okay, okay, just go stand with the others", Chris told him, as he walked past him, "I'm sure the contestants will love to meet you".

"Ugh! Don't let it get near me!" Jose exclaims, disgusted by his appearance, which amuses Robin.

"What's wrong? Never heard of an Orange Lantern?" Damian sarcastically asked.

"You know what those things are?"

"I know everything, Jose. More so than you".

"Oh, I heard of a Lantern too", Robyn mentions, "Not an Orange Lantern I haven't seen one of those, but I have met a Lantern once".

This surprises Damian, as he didn't think a girl from the 17th century would know what a Lantern is.

"You...met...a Lantern?" Damian asked.

Robyn nodded.

Robin, staying silent for a moment, replied with an unconvinced tone, believing it to be her trying to make herself interesting, "Yeah right".

"MOVE ASIDE!" Larfleeze yelled, as Wolverine, Yamcha, and Liko backed away from him, as he continued to hug tightly on his lantern, "And stay away from what's mine! Mine! Got it?! Mine!"

"This guy has an obsession issue", Tiff commented, "Like seriously".

As Copperhead finished releasing the restraint, Hyakkimaru immediately tried to lunge at him, causing Copperhead to startle and fall back, as Dororo tried to pull him back, "Hey! Bro! Please! Easer down already! He's not harming anyone yet!"

A young man came out of the bus. He has gray hair, green pupils, has a purple hood, wearing a black and dull gray uniform and a pair of boots. He also carried around his back an arrow and a bow while carrying his own baggage.

"Ashe! Welcome!" Chris said, "Hope your not too weirded out by the transportation we've given you".

"It's fine", Ashe replied, "I'm kinda stoked to be here. Even if I'm a little…well, nervous doing this. After all, meeting new faces is gonna be hard to adjust with".

"That's okay, dude. It's your first day".

Another man appears, having brown hair and wearing a gray suit, his arm wide out as if he was trapped in that bus for eternity, "Finally! Fresh air! Gosh, it was terrible! Not as bad as the normal steaks I consume. Should've resorted to eating my favorite kind of meat, before the trip".

Chris approached the contestants that came out of the bus, grinning and greeting them, "Wassup, my fellow new contestants! Welcome to the show!"

"Chris! The guy I want to see!" The man in the gray suit replied, giving him a handshake, "Oh, soft skin you got there".

"Thanks. I stay in health".

"Anyways, my name is Donald Love", He explained, "And as you should know, I'm a man with business and taste. Taste...from anything. I even entered the race to be mayor, as you know".

"Great. That's interesting to know".

"Say Chris, will the food be good around here? I'm more of a meat eater than a vegetarian, just to let you know".

"Don't worry. There's a whole lot of meat you can eat on this show. Lots of it", Chris said, as Donald and Ashe walked past him.

"Hi everyone", Ashe introduced himself to the cast, "I'm Ashe from Fodlan".

"Fodlan?" Brendan asked, curiously.

"It's the world where I'm from. I come from the Holy Kingdom of Faerghus. I'm also a Blue Lion student of the Garreg Mach Monastery Officers Academy''.

"You seem to have some manners", Satsuki remarked, "At least there's someone from an academy that knows when to behave".

This was a direct hit to Ryuko's own behavior, which she acknowledged and give her a scowl, almost wanting to beat her.

"Well ummm, that's a kind way to put it", Ashe replied, "By the way, I don't mean to assume much but do you come from an academy?"

"As a matter of fact, yes. I'm the head of one, actually".

"Wow really? That's interesting", Ashe said, "It's an honor to meet..uhh".

"Please. You can call me Lady Satsuki".

Back to the bus, a young, furry man came out, along with another furry creature floating by him.

He was blue, with long, short blue hair, with a tail, a blue cape, and wielding a mysterious blade. Along with him is a creature with bat rings, it is orange, and has a tail.

"Dust! And his pet, Fidget!" Chris said to them that the mention of the pet offended Fidget.

"Pet?! I'm not his pet, moron!" Fidget told him.

"I meant to say, aid", Chris clarified, "But anyways, welcome to the new season. Bet you guys are thrilled about it, huh?"

They give a blank stare, with Chris waiting for an answer. After a minute of silence, Chris replied, "Good, good, just make sure you guys don't lose".

As they walked past him, Dust asked Fidget, "You're certain this was a good idea for a new adventure?"

"Yep! From what that Lightning guy described, it sounded a lot of fun".

"I don't know. Sounds like a whole waste of time".

"Come on, you have to relax, Dust. If there's danger lurking around then we can both handle it".

"You mean I can handle it, mostly", Dust asked, jokingly.

"Ha, ha, real funny".

As Dust and Fidget join with the cast, Fidget is being bothered by Celebi, who appears to her with a sense of curiosity as she looks at her, much to her annoyance.

"Uhhh...hello? Wh-who are you?" Fidget asked, confusingly.

As if it wasn't enough, Liko stepped in and asked in awe, "Oh my! What is that? It looks so adorable?

"Uhhh Dust, a little help here?" Fidget asked him, feeling uncomfortable by the attraction, "I think they are getting way too interested in me. Like, I adore the attention, but this is a bit too much to handle".

"Hey! Sha-Lightning knows you two before", Lightning quickly recognizes them, sliding his way to them.

"Oh….it's you", Dust said.

"Yeah it's me! Guess you took my sha-offer and entered the sha-show to make an alliance with me, right?

"You didn't mention anything about an alliance".

"Really? Sha-huh? I seem to recall I did".

Along with him is a girl with red hair, wearing a white uniform, a green jumper, and long, black boots. She also has a camera hung around her neck with a strap.

"Hello there, Mahiru", Chris greeted them, "It is a pleasure to have you here".

"Uhh thanks Chris", Mahiru replied, "I'm really hoping to capture some really unique photos along the way".

"Good, good, totally betting there's going to be a lot of interesting worlds that are worth a photo", Chris said, "Perhaps you could take one showing one of your fellow contestants getting mangle".

"Wait, what?"

"Nothing".

As she walked past him weirded out by him, Chris felt a gush of air blowing his way. He looked up, as everyone noticed an egg-shaped ship landing to the ground.

There was no visible mark or line to indicate anything inside, but eventually a glowing, rectangular light opens, releasing a metal, plank and revealing a figure stepping down to meet the host.

He is shown to be a man with a mustache, wearing goggles, and wearing entirely a buff, red, yellow, white and black lab uniform.

Chris was pleasantly surprised to meet him, even calling out his name, "Doctor Robotnik! Eggman! Whatever name you want to be referred to as!"

"Just call me Robotnik", He said, confidently, "I do believe my luggages is handled well".

"Dude, buddy, don't worry", Chris replied, "I made sure they are perfectly secure".

"You better be right".

"Okay, Robotnik", Chris, as the ship flies back up in the air and disappears like a shooting star, "So? Got any reason for competing? Like to prove yourself or-?"

"Nope. Just here so I can gather more funds and show off how great I am to that pesky hedgehog!"

"Good to hear", Chris said, as Robotnik walked past him, "Loving that confident attitude. Gonna need it when the game begins!"

Another scientist seems to appear behind Chris, startling him.

The scientist was not phased, as he gave a friendly hand greet, "Hello Chris McLean. Sorry I was late. I probably should've arrived earlier, but time isn't always perfect".

"Whoa! How did you-" Before Wendy could finish, which also shocked some of them, he appeared next to her, still with a friendly gesture, "How did I appear right next to you?"

"Ahhh! He teleported!" Aqua pointed.

"Wow! Did he just do an instant transmission?" Yamcha asked, with another unexpected shock and startle, as once more the man appeared behind Yamcha with a small chuckle.

"I wouldn't say that, Yamcha", He said, "It's more or less, just one of my unique abilities".

"Okay, what are you even?" Wolverine demanded.

"Allow me to introduce myself", Suddenly, even though they saw him right in front of them, he appeared right next to Chris from the previous spot, surprising everyone, some even more slightly, "My name is Paradox. Professor Paradox. Time travel genius to be precise".

"Wait a minute, did you just say time travel?" Zoro asked, with this revelation surprising everyone, except for a few.

"Wait, your a time traveler?" Tiff asked.

One of which is Ryuko, muttering, "Why am I not surprised".

"Correct, my friends Zoro and Tiff", Paradox replied, "As for how I know many of your names. It's a long story. Long in fact, I would even say incomprehensible".

"So you're not going to tell us then?" Fidget asked.

"Exactly".

"Wow, time travel", Ashe said, "Never thought this show would be this big to attract these kinds of people".

"Oh, I understand your surprise very much", Paradox said, "Matter of fact, I seem to recall some of you not being here".

"What do you mean?" Robyn asked.

"Well, not to make things too existential", Paradox explained, "Let's just say there's been a few….revamped here in this universe. Specifically the amount of contestants and members. I even recall making a joke about their foreshadowing demise".

"Huh, that's quite interesting", Mahiru remarked.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, fantastic tales there", Scott replied, "Seriously, why am I feeling like the only one sane guy here?"

"Uh huh, okay then", Chris said, "Welp, good to have you here, I guess. Just remember, there are rules and restrictions on how you can use your ability, especially time travel ones".

"I can assure you, Chris", He said, as he suddenly disappeared out of Chris' sight and swiftly appeared, standing alongside with the startle, puzzling and baffle crowd, "Cheating is out of my territory. If I want to, I wouldn't even sign up for this dangerous show".

"Hey, since you're a time traveler", Rocky said to him, "Can I touch your stuff?"

"No can do, my feline fellow. It's off limits".

"Aww", Rocky replied, "My one chance to see how bonkers the future could be".

"Your living in the future right now", Ryuko told him, "Isn't that enough?"

Suddenly, a helicopter appeared way above the sky, as it caught everyone's attention. Blazes of lights shine down on them, as music is being played, possibly from within the helicopter speakers.

It seems to be playing, "Get Jinxed". In fact, the name is fitting as a girl appears at the open slide door, holding in both her hands are cackling, small devices resembling a toy with additional, customized elements that made him more like grenades.

As for her appearance, she has blue hair, is skinny looking, and wears punk fashion clothing in her world. She also carries a weapon on her belt, being a taser, guns, pistols, and more grenades.

She also carries a machine gun on her back.

She gave out a shout, consisting of joy and excitement, "Hellooooo new world! Jinx!"

She descended, jumping out of the helicopter and throwing the two grenades down at the ground as she did so.

Once the grenades hit the ground, an explosion happens. A spectacular explosion, with purple and blue, flashing lights spurring out of the smoke, as Jinx landed on the ground with her one hand.

Then she stood up, as she threw another grenade behind her, which exploded and revealed her name as she stood with her machine gun out, "Call me, JINX! Only Jinx! And I'm here to make this show go boom!"

"JINX!"

A scold, loud and harsh voice caused her to drop her grin and heard it with pure stunned, as she slowly turned around, realizing she made her spectacular introduction...the wrong way.

As she sees Chris and everyone else are covered in black dust, with some having some small flame on them while others like DJ and Aqua completely collapse from the explosion thrown upon them.

Chris was not happy. Along with everyone else, except for Alastor, Megumin, Paradox, Larfleeze and Rocky. Larfleeze is too occupied clenching his lantern.

She quickly grinned again, trying to apologize for the mistake while hiding her machine gun behind her back, "Oops...sorry about that. Heheh, probably should've been more observant to my surroundings' '.

"Yeeeeaah...as much as I would love to see some cool introduction, this was not it", Chris told her, as she sneakingly made her way to the cast, none of which was too fond of the first impression.

She quickly moved on from that and greeted the cast, awkwardly smiling and chuckling, "Hi everyone! The names Jinx! If anyone hasn't caught that already".

She then moved onto a different topic, albeit awkwardly, "You guys saw…you guys saw that, right? My….cool, exploding, spectacular entrance?"

To some, they were both stunned by that introduction or completely deadpan about it. However, two stood out. Megumin and Rocky, who had the most stunned expression. And as soon as they spoke, slowly there came a surprise and change of mood, "That...was...FREAKING AWESOME!"

"Really?" Jinx asked, feeling delighted that someone liked her introduction.

"Yeah, that was amazing!" Megumin said right in front of her, "Did you really use those...things to do all that stuff?"

"Yep! Did it all by myself. Pretty rad, huh?"

"Totally!" Rocky said, "You got to give me some of those gadgets your carrying".

"Uh huh! Can you do it again?" Megumin asked.

"Sure!"

"NO!" Everyone shouted at her, as everyone was wiping the dust off from their entire body, as they all heard the sound of another vehicle coming their way.

It was a white van this time, as it slid it way to Chris, parked and shoved out the next contestants out of the van slide door.

The man himself is clad in a black and purple robe with a tricorn hat. He was tossed on the ground, as he stood up with an irritating remark from how he was handled.

"Those lousy freaks! Dare treat a judge from god with discrimination", He remarked, rubbing the sand off his robe, "I would love to burn them to the stake if I could".

"Claude Frollo!" Chris approached him, "Once the judge of Notre Dame, now reduced to being one of my victims- I mean, contestants".

"I wasn't reduced, you moron! I simply signed up for my own accord in order to seek a new purpose, to improve myself, and repent my image from the hellish land where I used to reside...and perhaps find some way to gain some financial stability".

"That's an understandable reason there, Claude", Chris said, as Frollo made his way to the contestants.

However, his first meeting came with appalled as he flung his arms like birds by the sight of it, eyes widened and mouth open, "What is this sight?"

Many of the contestants were confused by his reaction, as Frollo continued to remark in a negative viewpoint, "A bunch of vile heathens before me. Look at this! I can't believe I'm going to compete with...with..."

Before he could muster some insulting remarks, his attention is grasped by each and one of the contestants' appearances.

These include Ryuko, Satsuki, Jinx, Nami, and Stocking, as he commented, "What are you women wearing?! Are you trying to poison me with lust?!"

This offended them, especially Ryuko as she replied back, "Well, f**k you too, pal".

"Such vulgar words...by a woman, no less", Frollo said, causing Ryuko to roll her eyes as he continued to move his attention toward the other contestants.

The last mention made most of the female contestants obviously offended, as Serena tried to stand up against him, "Hey! That's really rude, you know!"

"Yeah, how about you apologize", Sanji threatens, "Or else I'll stomp you".

"Hmph, I do not need to apologize to these", his attention is then distracted, gasping at other particular contestants that caught his eyes. Megumin.

He pointed, aggressively, "HERESY!"

"What?"

"Witches! And...and.." Frollo then turned and stared directly at Alastor and Larfleeze, specifically, "Demons?!"

"Is...is this guy alright?" Yamcha asked Packard, unlike the others, she showed no bewilderment by his response.

In fact, she seemed used to it, and even replied, casually, "Eh, you'll get used to it. Guys like him definitely have problems".

"I guess he's not used to meeting folks like you guys", Ashe pointed out, "I manage to handle this pretty well, surprisingly".

"There are witches and demons here?!" Frollo exclaimed, then turning to Chris, "You didn't mention anything about these…these things?!"

"Ugh, He's kinda giving me some Lord Protector stench here", Robyn remarked to Brendan.

None of the contestants are taking him seriously, as he continues to rant on by this sight he's seeing, backing away from them, "This...this can't be happening. Am I really in hell?"

"No dude, you're in Arizona", Chris sarcastically clarified, "So are you going to join with your fellow contestants or what?"

Frollo grunted, until eventually he composed himself, "Forgive me, I'm not used to seeing unworldly, strangers, outside from the period. With the exception of one, that is".

"Heh, yeah. I know how that feels. Meeting new people can be hard".

As he approaches the cast again, trying to maintain his calm composure he tries to find a specific someone to stand next to, thinking to himself, "Let see, I do not want myself to stand next to, nor befriend these heathens for my first day. I need to choose wisely which of these are more...tolerable".

He then spots Brendan, figuring he's the least abhorrent one out of the group, based on the assumption from the fact he's wearing a typical monk robe, associated with religion.

"Right on", He thought, as he approached him, showing a little more...gentle greeting to him, "Ah, finally a monk boy. Perhaps this one may show some dignity".

"Huh?" Brendan was confused by his comment, confused if he's referring to him as Frollo stood next to him.

"My apologies, I was afraid that I would be the only religious purest in this...group".

"Uhh..okay?" Brendan responded.

"By the way, what is your name, boy?"

"Brendan".

"Brendan, what a wonderful name. Perhaps we may get along really well, knowing our interests and such".

"What?"

"Don't stand too close to him", Ryuko told him, "He's already bad news from the start".

Suddenly with Chris' back turn, he is then startled by a thrilled voice behind him, "Hi!"

"Whoa! What the?!" Chris turned around and saw her.

A young girl with six wings, has gray skin, blue eyes, wears a white dress and has a ring hovering above her head.

"Sorry! I didn't mean to scare you", She apologized, "I probably should've properly descended myself here, instead of appearing out of nowhere".

"Uhhh yeah", Chris proceeded to introduce her to the cast, "Everyone! This is Emily! A Seraphim Angel from Heaven itself!"

"Hi!" She waves at them.

"Whoa! An angel?" Brendan and Robyn were at awe by her, but Frollo was more shocked and even appalled.

"That thing?! An angel?!" Frollo pointed.

"Wow! I…am really stoked and kinda nervous", Emily said to them, "A little nervous, but I hope we could get along. Spread the good will of joy to all! Sorry, am I being too forceful in my introduction?"

"Uhh no, your totally alright", Wendy said to her, casually.

"Thanks", Emily replied, "This is like one of the rare times I step out of my usual comfort zone".

"Comfort zone?" Stocking asked, as Alastor moved swiftly and grabbed Stocking's hand tightly in a burning grip.

"Greetings! Perhaps you may have recognized me or are familiar with my reputation", Alastor said to her.

"Oh yeah, your the Radio Demon from-"

"Hell! Correct! It's good to meet a fellow angel from our world", Alastor replied, holding his hand out for a handshake, "Compare to a certain angel I had to sit through".

Stocking stares at him with a deadpan, almost disgruntled manner.

"Well uhhhh, yeah", Emily awkwardly shakes his hand, which quickly lit up in flames as she swiftly pull out, "Glad to hear. I hope you and I will get along".

"Certainly! There's no reason for us to be separate in this world! We can hang out and chat freely! Without the interference of an angelic higher up".

"Right", Emily replied.

"Ugh, couldn't believe it", Frollo remarked to Packard, "This is the angelic being I'm supposed to pray for? I doubt she's even pure, based on how casually she's okay to be around that devil".

"Not one to judge, but your being quite ironic", Packard told him.

While that's going on, another bus arrives, which would be the final bus to appear, much to Chris' delight, once again, "Ah! The final bus has arrived!"

Once the door opens, they are greeted by a girl wearing a leotard with an invisible skirt. She has blue hair and a gem in the center of her chest. In fact, she is entirely blue. Even to the point of almost resembling a reflective, shiny gem.

"This is Blue Pearl, everyone!" Chris announces, "A gem from her world, and the only gem that is willing to join my season. I was actually hoping one of the main cast would be competing, since those other reality shows have one, but whatever. She's cool, I guess".

"Hello", She bowed, sounding calm and shy at the same time, "Steven told me this place would give me more chances in socializing".

"Really now?" Chris said, "Well you come to the right place. There's all sorts of individuals that would like to socialize with you like…..uhhhhhhh…"

Chris, in an attempt to end this conversation, pointed at Dust because of a random guess, "That blue hair dude…yeah".

"Oh, that's nice".

She made her way to the cast and stood next to them.

"Wow, she looks so diamond like", Liko remarked, "Kinda like you, Terapagos".

"Tera!" Tera responded, delightfully.

"Diamond like, you say?" Eddy said, curious about the girl, implying he could make some banks off of her.

"Hello! I'm Emily!" The Angel introduces herself to her, lending her hand out, "I know this is our first day, but I like your attire".

"Thank you", Blue Pearl replied.

Another figure came out of the bus, this time resembling less of a human and more of an alien this time.

He was big, bulky, had a cyborg arm and leg and a cybernetic right eye. He also wore a pirate attire.

"Hello there, host of the show!"He greeted, as he approached him with an open arm.

"Hey! Captain Silver!", Chris greeted, as the pirate approached him with his hand out, revealing a load of mechanical contraption, "Welcome to...the show".

"What's wrong? Haven't you seen an arm like this before?"

"Uhh...yeah".

Silver retracted it, now using what he deem a regular hand, as Chris handshake it with Silver laughing it off.

"Sometimes it does crack an old geezer like myself to see the reaction from many", He said, as he patted Chris on the back real hard and made his way to the cast.

Similar to what he did to Chris, he gave them an open greeting to everyone, "And hello everyone! My name is Captain Silver! Infamous pirate in my own galaxy".

"Another pirate, huh", Zoro remarked, "Well this one seems unique. Never heard of a pirate from a galaxy".

"Heh, you have no idea how many there are", Sanji said, taking a lighter and flickering a smoke for his cigar.

He bowed to them, in which Eddy took notice, as well Celebi, who flew to him to give a hug to his face, "Hey! A familiar face! Which only means one thing".

Eddy, not wanting to get a hug, tried to sneak his way out of there,but was too late as Silver took notice and snatched him in his grasp, hugging him in his arms, "Eddy! My boy! Great to see ya here, young chap! I was fearing you didn't make it from that evil, Ironbeard fellow grasp".

"Yeah, so glad to see you again".

"Wow, I didn't know this big fellow is a friend to that kid", Mahiru remarked, "He seems…kinda nice".

"And dirty looking", Jose commented.

"Wait, what does he mean by Ironbeard grasp?" Donald asked next to Wendy, "Wha-what does he mean by that? Did that kid kill someone or what?"

"Eh, it's a long story, dude", Wendy told him, "So long in fact, I still can't wrap my head around on how this kid managed to pilot an air shuttle".

Another boy stepped out of the bus. A boy familiar to certain contestants in the crowd.

"From the deep Abyss, here comes Reg!" Chris announces, as he approaches the boy, "Sup Reg! Welcome to the show! Or welcome back to the show, considering you were from that other show, show".

Reg looked around, curious about his surroundings. He then notices something off, asking the host, "Where's...Don?"

"Don? Who's Don?" Chris asked, sarcastically.

"The host from the previous show I was on. I...actually thought he would be here".

"Yeah, well...you aren't on his show anymore, bud", Chris told him, "you on my show, which means...it better...far better Blaineley and Don shows, that's for sure".

"Oh, well…that's unfortunate".

"You better off without him. Just like you're better off with a guy named Conner".

"Who's Conner?"

"Just a guy you don't want as a host", Chris said, as before Reg could make his way to the contestants, a loud yell can be heard.

A girl came out screaming, not with fear but with excitement as she came out with two blow horns, blasting them away as she proclaimed, "Alright! Let's do this! Mabel in the house, son! Woohoo! Along with Waddles".

Waddles came out, sporting glasses and making pig noises.

Her sudden presence shocks Wendy, never expecting to see one of the individuals she closely knows from her world be competing alongside her, "WHAT THE?! MABEL?!"

She kept on doing it, much to Chris' irritation as he covered his ears and remarked, "Mabel Pines...totally forgot she signed up for this show".

"Yep! You know I never pass down a second chance...despite uhhh...what happened from the other show", Mabel said, rubbing her arm in a nervous mood.

"Yeeeeaaah…..well you can repress your trauma later", Chris said, "Glad to have you here. Great to see more people being static about this".

"Yep! You bet I am! Me and Waddles got everything to survive through this!" Mabel said, then took notice of Reg's right arm. His right arm interests her, as it seems to be replaced with a claw feature, rather than a broken one.

She gasped, almost startling Reg, and remarking, "Reg! I didn't know you had a new hand! I didn't know you would be here".

"Mabel, you didn't notice me on the bus?" Reg asked her, "I was sitting right next to you".

"Whaaaaat? No".

"Yes".

"Oh….guess I got too excited about this", She said, as she and Reg walked forward to the rest of the contestants".

Frollo remarked, "That damn child. Her scream almost tore my ears off. It's like she's a screeching demon".

Mabel quickly hugged the stunned Wendy at the legs, seemingly happy to see her again, "Wendy! I can't believe your here too".

"Yeah dude, of course I'm here. Why else would I come back here? Free will?", Wendy then asked, feeling relieved and happy as well, but also confused, "But why are you here?"

"Duh! I got selected to return", Mabel replied, releasing her and saying casually, "Didn't I tell you I was competing on that other show".

"Oh yeah", Wendy remembered, "Totally forgot about that".

"Yep! And now that I'm here! Along with Waddles. You know what that means?"

Both pointed to each other, knowing full well that they were the only two characters from their world to be competing here together, "Girl duo!"

"She's friends with that…thing", Satsuki remarks to Ryuko, feeling displeased by this new competitor, "I'm almost feeling sorry for her".

"Hi! I'm Mabel" She introduced herself to her, pointing at her, "You look like you need a smile on that face".

"What?" She asked, sternly.

"Heheheheh, hey…Mabel, maybe you should talk with someone else that isn't….ummmm, her", Wendy told her.

"Oh", Mabel complied, putting her focus on Frollo, as she approached him, "Hey! Looks like you need a smile! How are ya?

As Wendy followed her to keep her safe, Ryuko told Satsuki in a reasonable fashion without any sass, "Mind being a little more friendly to her?"

"Please. I only respect those who earn it".

Before Ryuko could make any retort, her attention is directed off by a voice next to her.

"Ummm…Ryuko?"

She turned and saw Reg, looking at her and recognizing her before.

This brings some relief to Ryuko, as she too recognized him before, "Reg! Your here".

"Another peasant boy you have met along the way? Typical" Satsuki remarked.

Instead of a replied from her, it came from Mako as she explain to her,

"Yeah, Ryuko saved him from the evil clutches of Baron and his Blood cronies".

"I see. Why am I not surprised?".

"Glad to see you again, Ryuko", Reg confessed, "I was wondering when you were going to show up".

"Well, I'm glad to see you again as well".

Besides his reunion with Ryuko, someone else took a good interest in Reg.

That someone is Paradox. He appeared to him with a bow, as he introduced himself, "Hello there, Reg. Nice meeting you here with that new arm of yours".

"Huh?"

"That's Paradox", Ryuko explained to him, "He's a time traveler".

"Not time travel. Time lord to be precise".

"REG!" Another voice called out her name, this time Reg was pin down on the ground.

It was Dororo, grinning at him, showing a huge relief and joy in seeing him.

"Dororo", Reg mutters, "Your here too?"

"As an aid and intern, of course", She replied, getting off of him, as they both stood up, 'I'm so happy to see you again".

'Yeah, me too".

'Let me guess, you two know each other?" Ryuko asked them.

"Yeah, me and Dororo were friends way back on Don show", Reg replied, "She helped me a lot".

Dororo nodded, "Yep. You could've seen how crazy that season was. Fighting giant snake, dealing with a ghost lady, having to fight that dumb-"

"Uhhh yeah, let's save it for later".

As Chris grinned, being satisfied by the reunion is a tap and startle by a boy who greets him, "Greetings, fine sir!"

The boy resembles a feline with brown and yellowish hair, wearing a brown and yellow vest with a black shirt underneath. Complete with multiple pouches and pockets. He also has a tail. He's seen carrying a hoverboard with him.

"Oh, it's you", Chris proceeded to greet, "Welcome to the show! Wilykat! Former member of the Thundercats".

"Heh, what can I say?", Wilykat replied, "I have a sudden urge to surprise people when they least expect it".

"I can see that", Chris remarked, "Well then, join with the others.

Once that introduction is out of the way, Wilykat soon met a familiar face, "Dororo?! Hyakkimaru?"

Dororo was even surprise to see him while Hyakkimaru is seen patting Floragato head, "Wilykat!"

The both of them embrace in a hug, as they laugh each other in seeing them again.

"What are you doing here?" Dororo asked him.

"Funny. I was gonna ask the same thing".

"Wait, you two know each other?" Reg asked.

"Yep", Dororo replied, casually resting her elbow on his shoulder, "Me and Kat met way back then, like a couple of years ago".

Wilykat nodded, "And ever since then, we became best friends. Sharing an expertise in thievery and getting more money".

"Hey! Did anyone seen my wallet?" Chris asked.

"Huh, so your some kind of thief then?" Nami asked.

"Yep, and a pretty cool one at that".

"By the way, where's your sis?" Dororo asked, "Wilykit?"

"Oh, her? She's off doing her own thing. Just like me".

"Wait? You guys broke up or something?"

"I'll explain later once we get this show going".

"Ugh, why does that moronic Chris keep bringing sinful credins on this show?" Frollo asked.

"Eh, I don't have any issue with that", Rocky commented, "I kinda like the kid. Reminds me a bit of myself in my younger days".

"Ew. I can see why you would associate with those creatures".

Suddenly, a frog man appeared behind Chris, startling as he said, "Hello".

"Aaaah! Again?!"

"Hello, I'm Mr. Frog".

"Uhhh hello, Mr. Frog. I heard you signed up for this show because of more recognition".

"Heheheh, yep. Hehehehe".

"Okay then, good to hear", Chris said, as Mr. Frog ran straight toward the cast.

"Hello! I'm Mr. Frog! From the Mr. Frog show! That eats the bug".

"Umm…hi, Mr. Frog", Liko nervously said, as she tried to hold out her hand for a shake gesture, only for her to get ignored as he moved on with Frollo.

This startled the judge, as Mr. Frog greeted him as usual, "Hello, I'm Mr. Frog. How are you today?"

"Get this demon away from me!" Frollo shouted at it, "He's staring at me with those eyes!"

"Heheheh, your funny. I'm going to eat that squirrel over there", Mr. Frog pointed at Conker, turning around in confusion.

"Huh, did you call my name?" Before Conker could answer, he was quickly grabbed and shoved down by Mr. Frog mouth, much to everyone's shock and disgust, as none of them expected that to happen.

This caused Jose to throw up, with Brendan remarking, "Okay, I did not need to see that".

"He just swallowed him", Liko added, stunned by it, "Without any hesitation".

"Jeez, that guy is more quicker than Sonic", Robotnik remarks, "Not from a long shot".

"Hey! Vomit that little guy out, bud!" Wolverine demanded at Mr. Frog, who simply replied without any remorse or care.

"Heheheh, no".

This causes Logan to punch him in the stomach, causing Mr. Frog to spit Conker out.

Coneker lay there in a puddle of drool, with a stunned and traumatized look to it, only muttering one sentence, "I don't think I feel the need to eat any longer".

"Wow, what a charming group of people, helping one of their fellow new guy out", A sudden, casual and sarcastic voice is heard by everyone, as they turn their attention to a gray figure wearing Greeks robes and having blue flames as hair, as he appear behind Chris, saying jokingly, "Makes me want to just….burst out a vidiano and laugh at your guys! Am I right?"

No response, just awkward silence as the man continued, dropping the jokingly grin, "Once again, no audience applauds".

"Hades! Lord of the Underworld!" Chris announces, approaching him, "Glad you are here. Super excited to have a Greek god on my show. So how's that underworld business going for ya?"

"Oh, you know", Hades replied, "The usual. Crying, sorrow, filled with grief and regrets. You know, just the typical feeling of someone who really loathes HERCULES!"

The name Hercules burst Hades into flames for a moment, startling Chris, as he re-adjust himself, "Sorry, sorry. I'm referring to my hobby. I actually have my own hobby which revolves around me trying to get into Mount Olympus, while also getting rid of a certain snot nose nuisance! That is a thorn in my plan".

"Really? Did you get kicked out from Mount Olympus?"

"No! No, no, I did not. Well, I eventually got kicked out because of that reason, but that got revoked, then got banned temporarily, then I got banned again and- You know what, let's not dwell too much about that, okay? I'm here to win, not explain my tragic life backstory, host guy".

"Well that's good to hear then, Lord of the Underworld"

"Heheheh, yeah...yeah, I'll be Lord...once I become Lord of everything, that is", He said, as he made his way to the entire cast, which caught everyone's attention.

"Hi! What's going on here? The name Hades! Lord of the Underworld", Hades introduced himself, shaking the hand of Reg, "Brother to Zeus, blah, blah, blah, blah, you know the rest".

"You seem talkative", Reg remarked, releasing his grip.

"What can I say? I'm a man who negotiates and makes deals. Lots of deals. Seriously, have you seen my resume? I got tons of guys wanting to make an offer with me. Something about me granted them something and I gained their soul. Like what am I? A car dealer?"

"Woah, a god of the underground", Mabel remarked next to Frollo, looking down at her, "He looks hot! Eh, eh, get it? I said…hot!"

She nudged her arm to him, trying to gain some reaction from her joke, only for the response to be deadpan silence.

"Okay, I'll stop".

Hades then took notice of Frollo, approaching him with his arm wrapped around his shoulder, much to his irritation, "Frollo! Pal, what's up! Didn't see you there, how are you doing?"

"Fine".

"Fine? More like, devilishly fine, am I right?"

"No".

"Good! Because everyone back home, mostly us the villains, worry about you".

"Oh, you mean those sinful ghouls that resided in that rat hole?"

"Yep! Everyone was betting on whether or not you weren't competing".

"How surprising".

"Heheheheheh, right", Hades said, releasing him, "Welp, seems like I've already met everyone. Hope I didn't forget anything".

"Ahoy there, old friend!" Alastor called out with his hand wave, gaining his attention, and both greeting each other as if they knew each other before.

"Alastor! Didn't expect you to be here, radio guy".

"Me either. Guess we do have luck on our side, sometime".

"Yep!" Both of them proceed to laugh, as this revelation surprises some of the contestants around them.

"Okay, I know this has been asked so many times, but do you guys know each other before?" Wendy asked them.

"Know him! We hung out before", Alastor explained, "Me and Hades met during a hellish raid, when the Lord of the Underworld took a visit".

"Yeah, I was searching for a new employee to take up the job in getting rid of a small nuisance", Hades said.

"We met, we chatted, we even took a little visit to his brother's place and vandalized it".

"Yep, it was all fun! Totally! I even destroyed one of Zeus' favorite statues. It was hilarious to see his face, until he struck me with lightning".

"Hahaha, that was amusing".

"Sounds like a perfect match in hell", Packard remarked, sarcastically.

Just then, a sudden portal appears above dropping down a giant whale.

It landed with a huge impact, much to everyone's surprise as a man with long, brown beard and a mustache, wearing a red coat and a pirate hat, as he slid down from its mouth. Sliding a pile of golden coins.

"Greetings! The name Pirate Captain!" He introduced himself, "But you can call me….the Pirate Captain".

"...ummm, okay", Chris replied, "Not sure about your nickname, but cool entrance".

"Thank you. I was a bit confused on handling that tinkering device you gave me, but eventually I manage adjust it to my liking".

"Sweet", Chris then asked, "And the whale?"

"Oh yes! You see, I needed an entrance that would spark the interest of my fellow curiosity competitors!"

"I see where your coming from", Liko remarked, as some of the contestants took a closer look at it.

"So you just kill a random whale just to show off?" Tiff asked, worryingly and offensively.

"Well no", Pirate Captain replied, "Uhhh…not exactly".

"Bruh, that would be awesome!" Muscle Man added, "You just wrestle that thing by yourself then, right?"

"Uhhhh…. "

"Hey, wait a second", Mabel was the first to take notice as she touched it, "This whale is made out of paper".

"Yes, well".

"And the coins", Mabel picks one of them up as she rips the golden wrapper off, "They chocolate".

She then proceeds to bite it, leading to Larfleeze to push her away to save it all for himself, "They mine! Give it to me! All mine!"

Pirate Captain can only give an awkward grin and chuckle to the whole event, "Quite the oddity. Anyways! Can we get the show going?"

"Sure, sure", Chris replied, "Just wait until we go over a few contestants first. Seems we are almost done".

"Ah, another fellow pirate", John Silver greets Pirate Captain, holding out his artificial arm, "Nice to meet ya, Captain".

"Oh! Nice to meet you too", Pirate Captain shakes his hand, "Say, nice arm you have there. Did you make it yourself?"

"Ay! Took a lot of gold to perfect it".

"I see then", Pirate Captain explained, "As you know, I admire every single strange folks around the world, with no judgment".

"Kinda a weird nickname to go with", Nami remarked.

"Well it's a gosh darn, good name madam! It's a name more well known than….umm, Blackbeard".

"Heh, I see".

"It's true. I even made several fake news-I mean, made good legitimate points in my official historical research books", He claimed, "They weren't really selling well, unfortunately".

The next contestant arrived, which surprised some and caught the attention of some, as it drove to them, resembling a tank of some.

Once it got near them it transforms into a bulky, one eye robot with a dark purple and green color scheme.

This put Megumin, Rocky, Reg, Mabel, Liko, and Eddy at awe by it, including Celebi.

"Everyone! Meet Clobber!" Chris introduces, "Former Deception, but now Autobot".

"Hi", Clobber wave, "Ummm am I at the right place?"

"Yep".

"Cool!"

"Chris, what the hell is this?" Ryuko asked, "You invited another giant robot on the show?"

"Uhh yeah, is there a problem?"

"No offense or anything, but if I recall a robot almost could've killed us", Stocking reminded.

"True", Chris replied, "But you see, Clobber here is an Autobot, meaning she's harmless".

"Yeah! I'm harmless!" Clobber assures them, "Totally, totally harmless. Hence my name…wait".

"So yeah, nothing to worry about".

"Hope he guarantees that", Ryuko mutters.

"Look on the bright side", Brendan explained to her, "She isn't aiming her cannon at our heads".

"Yeah, I mean I'm a robot so no big deal", Reg told her.

"Hey, the name Clobber", Clobber introduces herself to Blue Pearl, shaking her hand, "As in, I clobber things with my fist. Get it, because it's my speciality, but also my name".

"Oh, that's nice ", Blue Pearl remark, "Did you come up with that".

"Kinda…it was really hard to think of".

"Well it looks like your not the only one with obvious names", Nami told Pirate Captain.

"Ha, ha, I found her name to be amazingly clever", Pirate Captain claimed.

"Well at least it's simplistic", Lando replied.

"Come on! Does anyone have a problem with my name choice?"

"Hmmm, seems like we are missing someone", Chris said to himself.

Right on cue, a van drove by and quickly dropped off someone as it drove off.

The man is a skinny, thin guy with black hair, red boots, shirtless and wears what seems to be a blue speedo of some sort.

"Ah! Right on cue!" Chris said, as the man slowly got up. He is then helped up by him, "Greetings! From yours truly! Sorry about the rough pick up. We like to give newcomers a bit of surprise".

"Couldn't you have waited until I dressed up properly and picked up my things?"

"Nope! Besides, you being in your usual wrestling outfit is perfect for branding! And don't worry about your stuff. My interns got that cover".

"I don't believe you".

"Good. Now meet your new travel companions for this brand new season!" Chris introduces.

The man's expression goes from confused to complete bewilderment.

As in front of him stood loads of contestants from giant, waving bomb hand robots like Clobber to claws like Wolverine to furry creatures, angels and such.

All of which pushes him back a little, pointing at them with open eyes, "Are they-?"

"Yep! Real and alive! Now go out there and introduce yourself".

As Chris pushes him to them, he proceeds to awkwardly introduce himself, "Ummm hi. I'm Steven. Also known as, the Esqueleto".

There was a moment silent in confusion, with Clobber scratching his head.

"It means Skeleton".

"Ooooh! That's what it meant", Clobber said, "For a second there, I thought that was your real name".

"What? Why did you assume-nevermind".

"Well hi! It's nice to meet you, Steven", Emily said with a smile, holding her hand out to him.

Steven is a bit…puzzle by the sight of her, pointing at her, "Your an angel"

"Yep. I know it's freaky and all, but I'm sure we'll get along".

"Wait, he mentions you're a wrestler, right?" Yamcha asked.

"Umm yes! Yes I am", Steven said, proudly and chiefly.

"Sweet!" Muscle Man then asked, "Looks like we got ourselves a champ. How many matches did you win, bro?"

This first good impression soon faded, as he frowned and awkwardly looked down while not responding, making Emily a bit confused and worried.

"Finally, it's all over then", Jose said, relieved and believing they can now move on with the next part, "Can we get a move on now?"

"Yeah! Sha-Lightning does not like to keep waiting", Lightning added, crossing his arm.

Everyone is waiting for Chris to move forward to the next part, that being their new ride for today. But instead, Chris told them with a cheeky smile, "Ohohohoho, we are not done yet".

"Not done yet?" Wendy asked him, confused by his comment, along with everyone else, "Dude, there's like already enough new guys around here".

"Yeah, remember I mentioned there were some...late additions? I really mean it because we have one more person to introduce. This one is...I-I can't even put my words to it. It's freaking great".

"What's freaking great, Chris?" Nami asked him, suspiciously.

"Glad you ask", Chris replied, "Because the next newbie is actually from your guys world".

"Wait, really?" Zoro asked, put off by his response, even Nami and Sanji were surprised to hear this.

"So another contestant is competing here from our world?" Sanji asked, "Is it Robin?!"

"Nope", Chris responded.

"Damn it!" Sanji exclaimed, calming himself and then asking him, "Okay then, is it Vivi?"

"Sanji! Will you shut up!" Nami told him.

"What? I'm just making an educational guess here".

"Chris, just tell us who this guy or girl is?" Nami asked the host.

"Yeah, why exactly did you save him for last? Sounds kinda suspicious if you ask me", Zoro asked.

Chris chuckled, then grinning and rubbing his hands together as he explained himself, "That's another good question. For a surprise".

Off guard once more, but not enough time to further question Chris' answer.

Just then, a helicopter appears in the sky, hovering way above them.

"And what perfect timing", Chris commented then shouted, "Come on out, dude! They're all here!"

Indeed, a surprise happened as a figure arose from the shadow of the sliding door and jumped from the helicopter.

The mighty, accelerating speed is felt by the sky as the figure plumbers down into the ground, creating a huge splash of dust and storm.

Everyone tries to remain still. Everyone covering from all the sand hitting their way. Aqua, and the Toiletnator were all pushed away by the gusting wind, only to be stopped by a boulder, making their stop painful.

Only Chris remains unfazed as he comments, once the dust storm is clear, "Nice introduction. Totally knew your size was going to be this impactful".

As the storm cleared, everyone's reaction was met to the figure, and what many saw...shock them. Some more than others. Some..more terrified than many.

The person himself was tall. He wears a long, white coat, a cap, long pants, and a red suit with a flower and a tucked in Hawaiian shirt. He has black hair, a mustache and a goatee. He's also muscular, biting a cigar in his mouth.

Everyone was in awe of it, even amazed by him. But there are others that are terrified by him. The specific ones are the main three. Sanji, Zoro, and Nami. All in horror by him. Jaws dropped as they finally saw him with the dust clearing.

"No...no, it can't be", Zoro stuttered, feeling the fear running in him. Along with him, Nami remains frozen, with Sanji backing a little further away from it.

"This...this isn't happening", Sanji added as well.

"Everyone! Allow me to introduce you to our next new contestant!" Chris announced, "Sakazuki! Aka, Akainu! Aka, Fleet Admiral of the Marine! Or the Navy, either one of them is fine".

The man known as Sakazuki, stood there with his arm crossed while his eyes remained staring directly at everyone with a huge, grudgingly and menacing look to it.

Hyakkimaru begins to growl at him, swearing at him as he is quickly held back by Dororo, trying to hold him back from his senseless killing, "Aniki, calm down!"

"Wow! He's so tall and menacing!" Liko remarks, as she and her Pokemon were shocked by him.

"So these are the scums I'm going to compete with?" Sakazuki finally spoke, "A bunch of low-lifes, huh? Tch, I'm not impressed, especially from those I can clearly recognize".

"Sh*t! I knew Chris could be dumb and be desperate for views", Sanji said, "I didn't think it would be something like this!"

"Now I gotta mention our policy to you", Chris reminded him, "No killing. As much as that would be legit funny, it wouldn't be PG if we just allow a few killing here and there. You can hurt them but not kill them. I mean, how else will I get revenue then? Am I right?"

This only made Sakazuki scowl and roll his eyes, much to his disappointment as he began to approach and join with the cast itself.

"Chris...why would you bring him onto the show?" Zoro asked Chris, "Do you have any idea who this guy is?!"

"Uhh yeah, I do. Pretty cool, right?"

"CHRIS! YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR!" Sanji shouted at him.

"You can cry all you want, I'm not leaving anytime soon", Sakazuki said, as soon as he came nearer to them, most began to back away from him, "And if you're wondering, I haven't forgotten what happened back on that island. So don't think I'm here to make it up for ya".

"Wait, what island?" Wendy asked Sanji.

"It's best if you don't think about it".

"Still, why are you here?" Zoro asked Sakazuki, "Don't you have other things to do, besides competing on a game show?"

"That's none of your business".

"Cr*p, this isn't good", Nami thought, "Out of all the people Chris could've chosen from our world, he chose...him?!"

"Whoa! Now this is the type of guy I want in my own alliance", Hades thought, "Big, muscular, pure menacing and getting straight to the point. I gotta say, I really dig the suit he has there. Not too fond of the tucked in Hawaiian shirt but I can get used to it".

"Oh goodie, another freakish monster in this abomination of a group", Frollo remarked sarcastically, "At least this one is dressed a little more properly".

"Hmm the way he mentions justice sounds like he would be perfect in your group", Coachmen nudged next to him, while laughing which annoyed Frollo even further.

"Alright then, it seems we've finally finished with our new cast introduction", Chris said, "So let's get this show running with our brand new transportation".

"Uhh, is it going to be an airplane like from World Tour?" DJ asked, worryingly.

"Actually, it's a different type of transportation", Chris continued, "One that is outside the realm of science and into the realm of whimsical, fantasy".

"Where are you getting at, Chris?" Ryuko asked him.

"Oh you see!" Chris said, as the sound of a train can be heard from behind him. He turned around to see it in the distance, "And here it comes now!"

Everyone sees it. A gush of smoke made its way to them, seeing the two glowing lights emitting from it, resembling the eyes of a creature. The sound of the whistle, the sound of the engine, and the sound of the tracks can be heard combusting and retracting.

Soon the sound became louder and louder, until eventually the shrieking stopping of the track caused the whistling sound to stop. The train stopped, releasing the seam to shoot out of there, as the train finally revealed itself to everyone.

It was huge, massive, and long. There were about three coaches, each bigger and more compacted. The train itself, as well as the coaches, resemble closely to the early 20th century with the countless pipes and steam engines attached to it. At the front of the train shows Chris' signature logo. That being, his face with a grin that emitted steam and the eyes being the light source. There were not a whole lot of track wheels for the train to be supported. Rather, they were all custom varied to include claws, tank tracks, large wheels, and more.

As for the coaches themselves, all of them were wooden, all of them have extra, pop out roof structures, all of them have lined up squares of windows, and all of them have pipes and chimneys for added effects.

Everyone stares at it in awes. Some were not able to comprehend what that thing is, others were fully too amazed by its appearance overall.

"All aboard!" Chris announces.

( Cut to inside the first coaches of the train ).

The first section that Chris and the entire cast enter seem to be the kitchen.

The kitchen itself is long, with three metal table line up in the center with the surrounding consisting doors that leads to somewhere else like the storage or restroom, and essential props like tables, cabinets, sink, ovens,

Everything was clean white, which seemed to awe some of the contestants.

"Woah! Everything is so clean and glossy", Mabel remarked, "It's as if I want to put my face onto everything".

Waddles began to press his face on the floor and slide around, rubbing it.

To which Fidget remarks to Dust, "Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna get along really well with that helper".

"Hmph, it's not that impressive", Scott remarked, "My kitchen at home is far cleaner than this".

As Chris led, he explained the main purpose on each of the sections in the train itself, due to its massive size, "Every coach contains three levels that lead to each section. The top section consists of my room, as well as my interns lounging area and cabins. At the bottom contains the electrical room, which powers my train. In here is the kitchen, where every dish will be served to you. You can also do your own cooking freely if you want".

"That's a relief", Sanji remarked, "Guess that means I don't have to eat another slop by those guys again".

"Eh, my old kitchen looks better than this", Silver commented, "A bit too sterilized".

Before they moved on, Larfleeze took the time to look around the place. Without anyone noticing, he uses his to ring project a sack, then proceeds to construct a series of lines in his disposal, where he proceeds to take the drawer out and drop every utensil into the orange, much to his desire.

Chris led them to the next room, which showed to be the diner room.

The diner room itself resembles a Edwardian era type of diner. The surrounding wall was more white and decorated with gold patterns. The walls consist of paintings, showing ocean landscapes and butterflies in the fields.

Up the ceiling contains three chandeliers hanging. The tables themselves have white sheets, with everything being properly lined up and positioned such as candles, wine glass, plates, napkins, bowls and silver utensils like knives, folks, and spoons.

Once again, some were in awe of it.

"Wow, fancy", Yamcha remarked, "I'm totally gonna get a hang of this".

"This place looks amazing", Liko remarked in awe, along with Floragato.

"Eh, he probably overdid it", Wolverine added.

"Dang, I was expecting this place to look complete sh*t", Ryuko added.

"Yeah, beats the old cafeteria hall", Wendy commented.

"This is the dinner hall where the winner will be eating here with his or her teammates", Chris explained, "It's also a place for me and my interns to crash in. Speaking of, let me introduce our new intern for this show".

He gestures toward a giant robot cleaning a glass wine with a feather duster, while also humming to himself.

"Serling! Our robot butler!"

"Ah, Chris McLean '', He turned around to greet him and the new cast, "Glad you and your new competitors are here. I was just refinishing everything for the big trip. I made sure everything is properly placed and in order".

"Good to see", Chris said, as he explained to the contestants, "You see guys, lately I have been noticing the lack of decency from my interns. So I decided I need someone that could clean around the place, as well as bringing me some joy in messing it up for him".

"Well that is just-wait, what?"

"So yep, that's why our new intern here will be managing everything tightly. So if you need something, he'll be there to assist you".

"Wow, cool! Does he have any cool features like a laser weapon in there or a battle ax?" Jinx asked, "Or a flamethrower?"

"Please, I'm not one of those types of robots, madam", Serling replied, "I'm well equipped with sortement of useful tools for any scenario, but I am not a combat robot. I'm programmed to serve you and nothing more".

Just then, they heard a shattering noise coming from behind. They turned and saw Mr. Frog, using a random hammer he found and breaking a valuable vase.

His simple response was, "Heheheheh, nice".

"Oh dear!" Serling said in disbelief, "That was a rare, Greek vase! How could you?!"

"Heheheheh, I don't know. Heheheheheh".

Chris continues to lead the cast to the next coach, with Mr. Frog rejoining back to them.

As Serling turned around, he was modified to see that all of the utensils, candles, and dishes he placed were gone. Every single one of them.

"What the?! The napkins! The dishes! They're all gone?!" Serling exclaimed, "It took me a whole week to set everything up properly!"

They went through a wooden passageway, with nothing special other than having some windows revealing the outside world.

While this was going on, some of the contestants seem to converse to one another, either about the train or something else, all while Larfleeze is way behind, due to him dragging the orange sack.

"This isn't bad so far", Yamcha remarked, "I'm starting to like this place".

"Remind me of my visit to France", Packard said, "Too bad my vacation there got interrupted by revolts done by a bunch of Paris guards".

"This place is huge and beautiful", Brendan said to Mabel and Jose, "I've never been into anything that looks this high fancy before".

"If you ask me, I'm not impressed", Jose said, "I'm hoping we get our own separate cabin. I don't like sharing".

"Ah, a magnificent place indeed", Pirate Captain remarked to Donald Love, "For someone like me to lounge around and strategize".

"I wish my place resembled this fancy deal", Donald Love said, "Being a high social norm myself, I can see this work as a good business venture".

They were then led to a passenger seating area, facing forward with every seat having a blue cushion. With each row on each side consisting four rows.

"Right here is the loser's room, where if the team loses they must relax in this area. You could rotate your chair and converse or take a nap. Either way, this is only reserved for the losers".

"Uhhh sir, this place seems kinda cramped", Clobber mentioned, as due to her size she is unable to traverse through the narrow room filled with mainly seats.

"That's the entire point of the loser room".

"Seems a bit too comfortable for it to be the loser room", Scott remarked.

"Ha! I'm not going to be in this loser room", Jose stated, "Because I'm going to make sure I'll be at top!"

"Ha! Fat chance!" Stan Smith told him, "I'm gonna make sure I don't end up here. A real American deserves to stay at the top and that top doesn't involve a low class, coach room like this one".

"Please, enough with the mention of America this and America that", Wendy told him, feeling frustrated and tired from his patriotic tone, "We get it. You're from the CIA".

"Central Intelligent of America to be precise" Stan retorted, trying to show his nonstop patriotism, "I know it's not the correct acronym, but I just prefer this version".

"Holy cr*p, I see American transfer students are less ego driven than you", Ryuko told him.

"As for the top and bottom", Chris continues, "They contain...whatever else it contains. Didn't have any idea how to use those spaces. Guess you could say they're just storage rooms or something".

Chris continues to lead them to the next room. That being, a room consisting of one door on the left side center and dozens of chairs set up. The room itself is entirely red, resembling an interior counter hotel.

There's also a wooden, voting box at the back corner with a wooden door.

"Right here is the elimination ceremony room", Chris explained, "This room will be the place for losers to get booted out. Each contestant will be given a cinnamon bun to ensure their safety. If a loser doesn't get one...well, you know the rest".

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"And in this stall will be your new voting place, as well as your new confession stall", Chris explained, "Where you can express anything privately".

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Chris then led them to the next coaches, leading them to a huge, massive room with no two levels from bottom and top.

It was a pool room containing a giant pool, with an extra pool being a hot tub and a kiddie pool for some reason. There were seating stands on each side. There were tables at the back, while also containing a snack stand as well.

"Here is the pool room", Chris explained, "Why is there a pool room, you may ask? Welp, in case anyone is interested to take a little dip in the pool or enjoy a steaming spa in…..the spa room. The right side contains the shower room, as well as lockers, restrooms, stalls and changing rooms.

Before they could be led to the next coaches, they were greeted by a new intern who was seen scrubbing them down with a sponge, looking very...stressful.

He wore glasses, resembling a turtle, and wearing a red, intern clothing that Chris usually forces his new interns to wear.

"Filburt!" Chris called out, startling the turtle man, "What's up, dude? These are my new contestants. Say hi".

"Oh! Uhhh...hello", He replied, awkwardly, "My name is Filbert ''.

"Hey Filbert, how about you tell us more about yourself, as our new intern?"

"Oh, uhhhh…well, you see-".

"Okay, nice meeting you", Chris said, preventing Filbert introducing himself, much to his shock and disappointment, "Let's get moving guys".

Leading them away from Filbert, who was bewildered that he didn't get a chance to introduce himself.

He led them to the next room, this time resembling the same size as the more average coaches like the previous ones. It contains all sorts of luxury for the contestants to relax in. There is a large piano at the back corner. On the left side contains a wooden table with ten chairs. There are two red chairs, as well as two couches in the centerpiece with a red carpet. Bookshelves at the front left and right side. A TV at the top front door with capable internet access. Plus, several art pieces like paintings, mini statues, and vases that are either stood by a green pillar or are hung up on the top wall. Then there is the right side which mostly contains seat stands with a green cushion, as well as lamps and a coffee table. The most noticeable thing about it was the one booth containing a round table.

"And in here is the winner's lounge room", Chris explained, "Where the winner can chill here and do all sorts of fun stuff like group meetings, drink together, and have fun. There's actually another lounging room at the top, but that's mostly reserved for those who want privacy. It's pretty much identical to this room".

"Can we smoke here?" Wolverine asked.

"You can do whatever you want", Chris told him, "As long as there's drama".

"Hey Chris, I have a question", Mahiru asked, "What's with all the huge vents? I seem to notice those a lot throughout this walkthrough".

"Oh yeah, apparently there were extra spaces and we have no idea what to do with them", Chris replied, "So I decided to turn those into vents. Allows more cool air to flow in".

"Yes...cool air", A voice surprises Chris and the contestants, as none of them notice a man sitting on the couch.

A man speaking in a British accent, wearing a black suit and having black hair.

"Uhh...who are you?" Chris asked him, never seeing this man before.

"Bond. James Bond", He replied, puffing the smoke out of his cigar, and closing his lighter. He stood up, much to Chris' surprise and realization after hearing that name.

"James Bond! Dang, totally forgot about you dude. So sorry".

"No problem. I was confused where I should be", He explained, "So I took a best guess and chose here to introduce myself. I assume we pick the right train?"

"Right on", Chris said, as he turned to the contestants, "Everyone! This is James Bond! Greatest spy in the world".

This causes Stan to gasp, both in shock and flabbergasted, "James Bond?!"

"Who's James Bond? Reg asked.

"He's one of the greatest spies in the world!" Stan explained, modified to speak further, "I-I can't believe this. He's actually here".

"So what brings you here from dear ol England?" Chris asked, in a terrible British accent.

"I came here just for a vacation", James Bond replied, grinning at them, "Just like the rest of you. Need a bit of a time off. You know how jobs can be".

He then approaches Nami, gently holding her hand and giving it a kiss, "And I suppose you have a name, miss-?"

"Uhhh…Nami", She replied, blushing and feeling flattered by his pleasant and gentlemanly manner, which makes Sanji extremely jealous.

"Get your f**king hand off of my Nam-Nam", Sanji mutters, as James releases her hand.

"You dumba**" Sakazuki commented, "You do realize you are kissing an infamous pirate, right?"

"A pirate, you say?" James replied, sarcastically, "Then I will treat her with more respect from then on. Thank you".

"Huh? Was that an insult?" He asked, grudgingly.

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"That man just grinds my teeth", Sakazuki confesses, "He's the type of person to treat ladies with respect like they are royalist, no matter if they are against the law or pirates. If only that dumb host would allow me to execute him".

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Chris then led them to the final coaches. This one being entirely consists of cabins on each side, as they enter in a wooden hallway, with four doors on each side.

"And finally, we made it to the last coaches, containing each of your cabins with bunk beds, sinks, drawers, and plug holes".

"Ugh, do I have to share my presence with...them?" Frollo asked.

"I mean, you don't have to", Chris said, "You can pretty much sleep anywhere else you want, except for the top level. That one is more reserved for the winner. And by winner, I mean the individual winner, not their entire team. Speaking of, let's get into forming some teams. Meet me in the lounging room".

Later, Everyone returns to the lounging room, where Chris begins with his name calling for teams.

"Alright then, so you guys know the rule", Chris explained, "When I say your name, I need you to stand with the person you are teamed up with. So let's begin…"

"Please don't place me with Zoro", Sanji begged to himself, "Please don't place me with Zoro".

"Alastor".

"James Bond".

"Silver".

"Mahiru".

"Tiff".

"Reg".

"Sanji".

"Zoro".

"OH COME ON!" Sanji shouted, much to his dismay.

"Muscle Man".

"Conker".

"Robotnik".

"Hyakkimaru".

"Aqua".

"Megumin".

"Mr. Frog".

"Dust".

"Blue Pearl".

"Yamcha".

"Stocking".

"Hades".

"Stan Smith".

"Emily".

"Steven".

"Rocky Rickaby".

"Ashe".

"And Sakazuki!" Chris announced, "You guys will be the Bloody Bastards!".

"Sweet! I'm in the team with the cool name", Yamcha remarked.

"I know!" It's freaking awesome!" Muscle man agrees.

"Looks like you and I are gonna get along real nice", Rocky nudged his arm near Megumin.

"Yeah! Totally!"

"Oh come on! This sucks!" Aqua exclaimed, "I'm stuck with not one, but two explosive freaks?!"

"As for the ones that do not get their name called", Chris continues, "This includes...

"Ryuko".

"Wendy".

"Brendan".

"Lightning".

"Scott",

"Da-I mean, Robin".

"Logan, aka Wolverine".

"Robyn".

"Packard".

"Larfleeze".

"Paradox".

"Jinx".

"Satsuki".

"DJ",

"Debbie".

"Eddy".

"Mabel".

"Claude Frollo".

"Wilykat".

"Donald".

"Mako".

"Nami".

"Lando".

"Liko".

"Clobber".

"Pirate Captain".

"Umm actually, it's The Pirate Captain", He clarified.

"Whatever. And Jose!" The last name brings a dismay of groans and mummer among the cast that were called, realizing what this means, "You guys will be known as the Cruel Stars!".

"Great, we are stuck with an annoying brat", Frollo commented.

"This day couldn't get any better", Lando sarcastically said.

"HEY! What's wrong with that, huh?" Jose asked.

"Not only I'm stuck with someone annoying", Ryuko remarked, as she refer to Satsuki, "I'm also stuck with the stuck up b*tch!"

"You know I'm more disappointed I wasn't in the same team as her", Wilykat said to Jinx, "But whatever".

"Same with ya", Jinx agrees.

"Anyways, that's a wrap for sorting out the teams", Chris said, "There isn't going to be a challenge today, so you guys can go and explore wherever you want. So, any question?"

"Uh yeah, I got one", Sanji asked, "How come I'm placed in the team with Moss head and an Admiral, separate from my dear Nami? Can you change something about that or-"

"Uhhh I'm stuck with Megumin too. Can you change that as well?" Aqua asked too.

"Hey! What the hell?!" Megumin shouted, "Don't try to get yourself out of this!"

"Sorry, this is permitted", Chris told them, "Can't do anything about it".

"How unfortunate", Satsuki said, looking at Ryuko, who gave a grudge look at her.

"Oh, by the way! I almost forgot", Chris said, pulling out a walkie talkie as he began to yell through it, "Hey! Bernie Turturro! Come out here and introduce yourself!"

"Alright, alright, I'm here", the new intern revealed himself. He wears a captain sailor hat, a fur coat with a turtleneck collar, and white pants. He also wears a fake hair wig and is shown to be really short and have gray skin, "God, it's pretty hard to navigate around this place. Seriously, do you have a map stand that I can follow? Because I keep confusing the bathroom with the confessional booth".

The reveal of Bernie brings a level of shock to Stan, particularly. Many of them don't know, but to him he knows who this man is.

Not the man that goes by that name, but another man behind it. A man who shouldn't be refer as a man, but as an alien.

Indeed this was a cover up, as Stan stood there in shock, wondering why this familiar fellow is here.

In fact, he stepped up, asking Chris, "Uhhh Chris, can I speak with your new intern, privately".

"Why? You got something to hide?" Chris asked him.

"Uhhh..no, no, just…want to speak with him for a sec, okay", He said, as he grabbed Bernie by the arm and dragged him out of there from the door behind.

After locking it, Bernie asked him, "Hey jacka**! You could've at least saved it until I introduce myself, you know".

"Roger! I know it's you!", Stan then asked, "Why are you here?"

"Seriously? Not gonna compliment my new disguise? It took all week to come up with this. First the planning stage then the rough drafts-"

"ROGER!"

"Okay fine, I got a little bored around the place. Having nothing to do but lay there in my couch, watching Bones on reruns and thinking of new beverages to serve at my bar. Some of them don't have brands you know".

"Roger, do you have any idea how bad this is! They'll eventually find out you're an alien".

"Oh, so that's why you're freaking out all of a sudden?"

"Yes Roger! That is specifically why I'm upset!"

"Stan, you are literally competing with a bunch of inter-dimensional weirdos. How's that going to land you into hot water? If I'm being honest, this may be a good thing for me".

"How?! By slipping up, revealing yourself to be an alien, tracing it all back to me possibly knowing it! My boss might figure it out, Roger!"

"Stan, that's the thing. Your boss is too dumb to connect the dots. He can't even differentiate between your daughter and me being your daughter".

"Wait what?"

"I'm getting a little off track here. Listen, just play along with it okay?"

This causes Stan to groan, until eventually he calms himself down, realizing his statement to make some sense, "Okay, okay, you know what. Fine. I'll allow this".

"Yay!"

"But you're going to help me. I know that may be rule breaking, but I can't have you go around and let someone take an advantage over you".

"Please, I'm not even into any of them", Rogert told him, "Except for that guy with the flaming head. I might try asking him out for a bit".

"That's not what I meant! I meant being my secret assistant",

"Oh, okay then. Thought you meant something else entirely".

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In the cabin area, the contestants are setting up, unpacking, and adjusting with their condition inside these cabins.

Hyakkimaru is seen rubbing his head against a pillow, admiring how soft it is, even uttering, "Mmm..soft".

Robotnik put up a propaganda poster, showing him and his army of robots behind him, all while the tagline reads, "All hail Robotnik".

This brings great satisfaction to him. Unfortunately, it short live when Mr. Frog came by, tore it off, and swallowed it, running off, much to his annoyance.

An argument stirred between, once again, Sanji and Zoro, apparently over who claimed which bed, gaining some of the Blood Bastard boys attention.

"Hey, this is my bed! I claim this first!" Sanji told him.

"Yeah, well my sword touched it first", Zoro replied, "It's mine, so go find your own bed".

"No way! This one has cleaner sheets! Go search one that's more fitting for you. Something that's more dirty like yourself".

"Oh yeah? How about I find one for you as well! I'm sure it be enough to suck the fluid from your pervy tendencies".

Both of them growl at each other, until eventually being stopped by Akainu confronting the both of them, towering over them and shouting, "Enough with you two!"

This got their attention, looking at him intensely.

He continues by saying, "I'm not going to let you argue with each other, and give me a freaking headache. So you both move aside and let me take the bed, or else-"

"Or else what? Your not our captain", Zoro told him.

"Yeah, and even if your an Admiral we not going to listen to what you say", Sanji told him, only making him even more frustrated.

Making him clench his hands and grind his teeth. The others can only watch, some feeling concern, while others see this as being pointless and embarrassing.

"I see they are not going to get along really well", Dust remarked to Fidget, Ashes, and Steven, having already chosen their bed.

"Yeah, no kidding", Ashe tell them, "I-I'm kinda a little nervous having to sleep with those guys, especially the big, lava guy".

"Tell me about it", Fidget agrees,"I wonder how this Akainu guy is going to sleep, since he's huge and what not".

"You guys are a little too scared", Rocky said, hanging from the top bunk, "If you ask me, having a bit of excitement here might be worth something".

"Like what?" Steven asked, bothered by his comment, "Getting potentially burned up?"

"Just take my advice, guys", Rocky said, now laying on his bed with his arm resting behind his head, "It's way more fun seeing what type of drama might transpire out of this".

"I don't think I like this cat". Steven remarked to his pals, giving him the looks of uncertainty.

While that was going on, James Bond put his briefcase on the bed he chose, with the top already been picked by Reg.

Once he opens it, the case reveals the tools he requires for this trip. It contains a watch, four pistol magazines with four pistols, a harpoon, several pen and paper, perfumes, and photos, containing some that are personal to him, while others are resembling foes such as one including two men, another being an African American with a claw as a hand.

It also contains some clothing inside it, as he removes his coat, revealing beneath it a white button shirt.

Reg, taking notice of the content in the briefcase, asked him while his head poke out to look down with a curious question, "Umm hi, sorry to interrupt, but what do you got there?"

"Oh these", James replied, "Old memories of previous adventures I went through. I travel throughout the world, meeting new and familiar faces".

"Interesting", Reg commented, "It must've been real fun, huh?"

"Indeed. Perhaps someday I may bring you along with me".

"Really?"

"Yes. You seem like a curious boy, aren't you?"

"Well…..Besides Don House and the Abyss, I never get the chance to explore much. I heard there's a lot out there that me and my friends really hope to check out one day".

"I think you might like the places on Earth. I heard Japan has some beautiful animals you may like".

Reg grinned back at him, as he seemed to take a bit of a curious liking to the spy agent.

Meanwhile on the other side of the boy side ( That being, the Cruel Star ).

While everyone was picking beds, conversing with one another, and unpacking their things, Frollo is having issues adjusting with his new cabin.

Mainly due to it being bunk beds.

"They expect me to sleep on these?" Claude remarks, filled with unhinging resentment.

"Hey, if you want there's a lot of extra beds around here", Lando mentioned to him, then pointed to the left corner, "And look Larfleeze already gave one for you".

Larfleeze, dropping everything he stole to make a hoarding pile, chose this as his sleeping place, as he climbs on top of it and hisses at anyone who gets near his stuff, along with his lantern.

"This is my territory! You hear me?! Mine!" Larfleeze scowl, "And don't touch my Lantern! That's mine too!"

"Ggrrr, I'd rather not sleep next to him", Frollo said, "Who knows what kind of plague riddance, diseases he has".

"Don't touch my bed!" Jose shouted, kicking Lightning off the bed that Lightning picked.

"Ow! What was that for?!"

"As team captain, I'll choose whatever bunk I want", Jose claimed, "That means, yours! Hahahahahahahahaha!"

"That's not fair! I-"

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"Sha-Lightning just got an idea", He said, "If I remain loyal to him and work alongside him like his Sha-second in command, I may actually get to the final two. Yeah, that's a great strategy. By me! Sha-Lightning!"

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"Uhhh….you can keep it. It's all yours!"

"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hold on a second", Pirate Captain cuts in, "We haven't decided yet who should be team captain".

"Uhhh it's already been decided!" Jose states, "Which is Me!"

"I Sha-agree with him", Lightning replied, nodding.

"Now hold on there you little scoundrel", Pirate Captain told him, "As someone with that familiar title, it's quite obvious who's the true contender in this team".

"Nuh uh! It's me!" Jose retorted.

"Hey, hold up", Brendan interrupts, not wanting a feud to begin while everyone is adjusting, "Can we not fight right away. I believe it's best we talk about this after we settle down for a bit".

"Exactly boy", Captain Hero told Jose, "I agree with this little, ginger chap".

"It's Brendan".

"Right, Brandon".

"No, it's Brendan with an A".

"Oh, apologize about that", Pirate Captain said, sincerely, "Brandon".

This made Brendan sigh a bit, as Damian is placing his swords inside the drawers under the bed.

"Boy, you really something", Lando remarked, "Never seen a kid carry that amount of blades on their back".

"I'm an assassin. I make sure to come prepared".

"Hmph, alright then", Lando replied, "Can't say I'm a little scared of what you're gonna do".

On the girl side of the Bloody Bastard, everyone is interacting while adjusting to their new surroundings.

Mahiru is unpacking her stuff, until Emily comes by to greet her, "Hiiiii, I'm Emily. I know we didn't have a bit of a proper introduction, but just thought I would introduce myself again to make sure we're on the same track".

"Oh, ummm hi", Mahiru replied, "I'm Mahiru. Mahiru Koizumi. I'm into photographs if you couldn't tell".

"That's sweet", Emily said, "So do you take photos of birds, nature, or random buildings".

"I take all sorts of photos, really. It's always been my huge interest in getting a better view of the world".

"I know. Seeing new locations is such a treat for me. Being an angel and all".

"Right".

Meanwhile, Aqua and Megumin are fighting over a clean, white blanket.

They were pulling it, tightly and violently, trying to pull away from gaining it.

"Give it to me! I saw it first!" Aqua shouted.

"Nuh uh, I touched it, so its founder keepers!" Megumin stated.

"Well I don't care! I almost won, so I deserve it!"

Instead of another retort, Megumin spit on it to declare it as hers, much to her shock.

"Did you just spit on it?!" Aqua demanded.

"Yeah, I did", Megumin then tauntingly asked, "Got a problem with that? I thought you were a goddess of water? B*tch".

"Oh screw you!"

"Will you two be quiet!" Tiff cuts in, "I don't know how you two work out together, but we do not need our first day together to be a bunch of arguments! Understand?!"

Both of them turn and look away, arm crossed as Aqua said, "Whatever. It's not like I'm in the mood to talk with her".

"Yeah", Megumin retorted, "All that could've been avoided if you just simply let me have the clean sheet".

Aqua turns furiously, waving her fist at her and growling as Tiff can only sigh to herself, "Can't believe I gotta put up with this".

In the other girl cabin, everyone else was still trying to unpacked and adjust with their new home.

Jinx literally holds her backpack and drops every weapon on the ground that is piling up, all while whistling to herself, casually and having some of the contestants watching, looking quite baffled by it.

These weapons include more grenades, bombs, guns, machine guns, rifles, more machine guns, and other arsonals and explosive materials.

Nami, seeing all this, asked her, "Uhhh Jinx".

"Yeah?" Jinx replied back, still dropping a few more things.

"How many arsonals did you pack?"

"Eh, a lot. I don't want to leave all my toys behind while I'm gone. So I decided to take everything with me".

"Like legit everything?" Liko asked, putting Terapagos on the bed who seem pleasantly comfortable on it.

"Yep".

"I see", Nami remarks, holding her main pole of combat, "Honestly, the only thing I manage to bring is a compass, some snacks, a couple of fancy devices given by Usopp, and my trusty pole.

"Well that's nice", Liko said, "I only brought some of the stuff I needed, like my Pokemon".

"Not gonna lie", Jinx commented, rubbing her hand near Meowscarada fur, "They are pretty cute, especially this bipedal cat".

"Meow, meow", Meowscarada responded, confidently.

Elsewhere, Satsuki claims her own bed. She didn't take a liking to her new surroundings but eventually she had to make do with it, as she placed her blade on the bed and sat on it.

"This will be my resting place", Satsuki said, "Although this is not my liking, I will tolerate this just for once".

"Great, already chosen your bunk", Ryuko sarcastically said, "I'm not sleeping near you, you know".

"Hmph, why else would I care", Satsuki told her, "My priority is not remotely of your own interest".

"Come on, Ryuko", Wendy told her, pulling her arm, "You gotta let it go. I hate her as much as you do, but let's try not to stir up a bit of trouble.

"Fine, I guess; But I'm still gonna kick her a** afterwards if she's doing anything sh*tty".

"Oh yeah, totally".

"Ugh, the connection here suck", Debbie moans, looking at her phone, "Seriously, I'm gonna need to send a complaint to our host".

"I seriously doubt he'll consider it", Wendy told her.

"Whatever".

( Meanwhile, in the kitchen ).

Dororo screams, backing away near Phantasma and the Blue girl.

Apparently the sudden startle and fear comes from the fact she is face to face with the Lunataks. It would seem she recognized them before, and was not too happy about being their colleague.

The Lunataks themselves seem a bit amused by this reunion, going so far with Luna mockingly saying to her, "Well, what do you know? It seems we have a familiar face within our midst".

Red eye laugh, "Foolish girl! We've met again at last".

"Yeah, it's been a while since we last met", Alluro mentioned, "The last time we met, you and your blind friend literally humiliated us by making us fight among ourselves".

This surprised both the girls, both looking at each other and looking back at them, with Phantasma saying to them, "Wow, I didn't know you guys know each other.

"Let's just say this little girl owes us some debit after last time", Chilla hiss.

Dororo, trying to stay calm and remain tough, stuck her tongue at her and said, "I may be forced to work with you guys, but I'm no fool. I can still stop you from whatever devious plans you guys are up to"

"Of course you will", Luna said, "But you don't know anything. Your just a pet, who needs someone like you to navigate".

"I'm not a pet! Hyakkimaru is my friend! My family!"

"Keep saying that because we're gonna make sure your stay is as painful as being dropped in a spear of lava!", Luna and her Lunatask cackle.

Their triumphant enjoyment is soon interrupted, as Wilykat enter the room after having pick up loads of food from the fridge, taking notice of a familiar group.

"Wow, after so much has passed", Wilykat said, getting their attention, "And you guys still haven't change".

"What?!" Red eye eyes glow in shock, "It can't be!"

"Not one of those snot nose brats!" Alluro pointed out.

Wilykat gave them a grin, "Long time, no see".

"Well, if it isn't one of the Thunder-cubs!" Luna said, as they approached him, surrounding an unfazed cat, "Where's your other annoying companion?"

"Wilykit? Off her own".

"Ha! It's no wonder she isn't around", Tugmug pointed, "If she had to follow a wimp like you".

"Same old, same old".

"Listen here you little punk", Luna told him, "Just because we are no longer working for that Mumm-boob! Doesn't mean you and I are off the hook!"

"Eh, whatever", Wilykat said, as one by one the Lunatask began to trip unknowingly by the strings of his grappling device, "It's not like you guys aren't that much of a threat anymore".

After that conversation is finished and the Lunataks are left groaning on the floor, Wilykat hands an apple to Dororo, "Want some?"

After everything had been settled in, Chris called everyone to meet him at the passenger seat.

They all came, and the two teams were directed to their seats. With the Cruel Star seated on the left, while the Bloody Bastards are seated to the right.

Chris appears at the front, announcing to everyone, "Glad that all of you have come. Hope everyone is already adjusted with their home".

"I'm not", Damian said, referring to Jose, which angered him.

"I can't fit, you know", Clobber mentioned.

"Well that's great to hear", Chris said, "Because right now, we are going to get this show going! In 5 seconds, we'll be up in the air and flying into the multiverse!"

"Wait, flying?" DJ asked, surprised to hear about this.

"Yes DJ, I said flying. What did you expect me to do? Go around the world with my train? You know I was being serious about the whole fantastical part".

"You didn't mention anything about flying!" DJ shouted, getting up from his chair, "I'm getting out of here!"

"Oh no, you don't", Chris then called out, "Copperhead!"

With Copperhead entering the room and pinning DJ down, right before he was going to run off.

Once the five seconds are up, the train begins to have a vibration, felt by many. Then, some of the contestants notice out the window that the ground is slowly becoming smaller and smaller.

The train begins to float in the air, until eventually it u-turn around and fly off into the sky, as it stretches and zooms out of there, flashing out of existence.

The train was now in a hyperspace tunnel, where all of the contestants looked out in awe.

Some took photos like Mahiru and Packard, others didn't seem to took notice of the spectacle from outside and instead occupied themselves while that's going on, such as Loona and her phone.

"It's beautiful", Wendy remarked.

"I've never seen anything like this before", Robyn added, "Not anything like this".

"Oh trust me", Chris said, "This is only the half of it".

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"Well this is it", Ryuko said, "The second season of this shitshow. I don't know what Chris has in store for the future, but I'm fully prepared for anything".

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"Wow, so many people", Liko confessed, "So much to learn. Alright then, if I'm going to get better as a trainer, I have to learn and practice in my new surroundings".

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"Yeah, I'm in right now", Sakazuki whispers to a snail that he's holding, "The Straw hats aren't going to see what's coming just yet. I'll keep up the report".

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"I have no idea why I'm here, and I got nothing to say", Mabel Pines confesses, "Other than I'm pumped for this!"

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"Okay, so even though Zoro and the Admiral are here", Sanji confesses, "At least Nami is around to cheer me up. I just hope that spy guy stays a distance away from her".

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"Okay, so here's the deal with me being here", Hades confesses, "Me and Zeus made a bet during his stupid son anniversary. He said, this is what he said, he said if I compete on this show and somehow win, he'll hand me over Mount Olympus with no fee or anything. So I was like, "Ha! Really? Are you serious? Are you going to bet on that? Are you crazy?" And he was like, "Yes, I'm dead serious", And I was like "Yeah, okay, come on". I wasn't taking it seriously, but after he convinced him, I was stoked. No cheats, no scam. He just offer me a stupid bet where I have to compete in this mortal game. I was totally on board with it. However, there is one catch. I have to do this without cheating. MEANING! I had to do things more calculated, less usage of my powers and cheats, and more usage of my surroundings and it's dumb rule. Now, I know you guys may be thinking, "Well geez, this sounds terrible. How will the great Lord of the Underworld do this without cheating"? And I'll say! "That's a good question". So after sometime of thinking it over, the best chance for me to making it through is by-"

Before he could finish, a knock is heard and a voice can be heard, that being Logan, "Hey, you've been in there way too long. How about letting us in, alright?"

This caused him to sigh, ending this confession with this statement, "Just watch me".

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"Xavior told me this would be a good idea", Wolverine confessed, "He thinks competing in this would be a great journey for me to learn from. Whatever that means".

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"Okay, a little anxious to be here", Mahiru confesses, "Not sure how I'll go about this, but if it's anything to go by…oh boy".

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"And there you have it, folks!" Chris announces, coming to a close, "Eighty contestants competing on this new, grand multiverse voyage for the grand prize. What new drama will be stirred up? What kind of challenge do I have in mind? And what's the deal with some of our competitors? Find out next time on TOTAL! DRAMA! TRAINWRECK EXPRESS!"

And there you have it, folks. The start of a brand new season! Hope everyone is pleased by it.

I know some of the contestants didn't have much screen time or interaction. I try my best to have each competitor get some kind of screen time.

But enough with that, let's recap, it seems Chris has brought in even more crazy folks before. This time to a larger scale. Now there are going to be a lot of ideas I have in store for these guys. Like a lot. Some coming from me, and others coming from my readers.

Now with this larger cast, it will definitely make my chapters longer, meaning slower to update, but I'm still going to ensure there's enough content in these chapters to bring joy, sadness, and lots of deep lore and interesting concepts. There are even going to be chapters elaborating some of the things being shown in this chapter like what's the deal with Dororo, Wilykat, and the Lunataks? What's Paradox business for being here? And so much more.

Moving on, there are also the new interns. These include Filbert from Rocko Modern Life ( A fan suggestion ), Dororo, Roger- I mean, Bernie Turturro from American Dad ( Another fan suggestion ), and Serling from TMNT. There's also some others, but I won't reveal them just yet, until the next chapter comes out.

But anyways, that's all I have for you guys today. I'm going to put this fic on a hiatus ( As I got much else to do that is very important ), but in the meantime, here's a preview to the next chapter.

After new adjustment with their new surroundings, making friends, forming alliances, and making enemies, the cast will be confronted by their first challenge. Two random challenges because Chris ran out of ideas on how to start off the new season. So this is just something he came up with, randomly. I won't spoil too much, but there's a lot of things that are being set up in the next chapter. Like a lot.

So stay tuned. Let me know what you think? Give me a follow, fav, or a review. If you have any potential challenge or story ideas, PM me or send it through review.

Goodbye everyone. Stay safe.