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Ark strike small group
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Yesterday
Starscream added you to the group.
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M
Megatron
Decepticons- planning for our strike on the Ark begins now to commence in approx 72 groons. Soundwave is preparing minutes from this morning’s meeting in the Nemesis War Room and will be sending out action items later this evening.
M
Megatron
Respond at once with the designation of the best contact from your team who will help lead our attack on the Autobozos!
SW
SW
Ravage: will take the lead for Infosec.
SS
Starscream
Starscream for Air
S
Scrapper
Mixmaster for Devastator
S
Shrapnel
Bombshell for Insecticons
S
Shrapnel
Insecticons
MM
MotorM
Drag Strip for Stunticons
B
Bumble
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M
Megatron
Decepticons, you should have info on the Ark layout and current patrols per Laserbeaks data loaded onto your secure datapads.
Stunticons, we developed lists of common Aerialbot gathering spots for your purposes. Infosec will send more specifics of weak points and recommended approach vectors within 2 groons of the briefing
We will crush the Autobots and the foolish weakling Optimus Prime once and for all!!
SS
Starscream
And how will we POSSIBLY manage to achieve that with this sad excuse for a battle plan? You also fail to take into account the proximity of the Ark to a human power plant that could supply us with vital energon reserves! This dim witted attack will be a mistake and the only fool will be you Megatron!
SW
SW
@Starscream: incorrect. Plan: however, could be delayed for additional espionage.
S
Shrapnel
Autobots are not going anywhere. A delay is fine with Insecticons, if Megatron continues to provide us with promised energon
S
Shrapnel
Energon
S
Scrapper
Devastator is ready now but a delay would not negatively impact the Constructicons and additional time could be used to build up our own defenses on the Nemesis
S
Shockwave
Whether we delay the attack or not, I will make sure Cybertron is secure!!
👍
B
Bumble
is this for real
SS
Starscream
Silence Rumble! All of you! Megatron's crack brained plan will never succeed and his leadership of the Decepticons is clearly a joke. Rise up behind me, your new leader and accept my invitation to a new era of group chat!
Starscream left the group.
O
Onslaught
Will this strike endanger the power plant as Starscream pointed out and will Bruticus again be forced to bail out the Decepticons when energon stores drop dangerously low
S
Shrapnel
Yes! Decepticon energy supplies are PATHETIC. Megatron will not trick us again, not when he made a promise!
S
Shrapnel
Promise
SW
SW
Starscream's assertions: inaccurate and shortsighted. Treachery: dramatic but expected. Soundwave: understands concerns, however attack strategy carefully considered based on all available data. Delay: would allow further reconnaissance, analysis, and strategic modeling without significant change to calculations. Decision to proceed: must be made by Megatron.
B
Bumble
do u guys know im here
M
Megatron
IMBECILES!!!1
M
Megatron
The whole lot of you, an incompetent bunch of disloyal fools!
The attack will proceed and I will hear no more talk of delay. You will all prepare for your assigned roles and carry out the plan exactly as I have laid it out. We WILL succeed and I will see to Primes defeat personally!
Rest assured Starscream will be dealt with
MM
MotorM
Got it boss
Starscream joined the group.
SW
SW
Decepticons: must review updated tactical timeline.
NOW (1324): mission imminent. Autobots confirmed on location according to expectations. Cassettes in place. Combatants on standby.
1345: seekers LAUNCH (1st strike), Devastator and Insecticons begin approach to targets
1405: Megatron, Stunticons, Combaticons, all other Decepticons depart from Nemesis
1435: seekers 2nd strike starts — Devastator and Insecticons ENGAGE Autobots
1500: Decepticons reach the Ark and identify target entry points, begin infiltration
MORE TO FOLLOW (per briefing)
Victory: within our grasp.
B
Bumble
can someone resend the map of entry points pls
Starscream pinned a file to the group.
B
Bumble
thx
M
Megatron
Decepticons, transform and rise up!
S
Scrapper
All hail Megatron! 🙏
SS
Starscream
Elite trine. rock face collapsed. Ark multiple damage. TC, Warp, excellent job.
M
Shrapnel
What?
SS
Starscream
Typing while flying. The first seeker target - rock face IDed by Ravage - has been collapsed onto the Ark for multiple points of damage.
M
Megatron
Excellent
O
Onslaught
Yeah!!
D
Devastator
💥🔥✊💣🔫
S
Shockwave
A promising start!
M
Shrapnel
Good job, seekers
M
Shrapnel
Seekers
M
Megatron
We will depart shortly to join you on the battlefield!
B
Bumble
eta?
M
Megatron
Within half a groon we will arrive to bring about the swift destruction of the puny Autoboobs!
MM
MotorM
LETS DO IT 💥💥🚛💨😎
M
Megatron
Decepticons- ATTACK!!!
M
Megatron
Decepticons- RETREAT!!!!!!!