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Fm=fake misto
M=real misto
In this fic they swap places for the day
In the weird house that the movie is set in
Misto wakes up to Victoria leaning over him
M: hey Vic when did you get here?
V: I’ve always been here silly
M:have you I swore I fell asleep with tugger
V: TUGGER!!??
M: yeah tugger my mate
V: MATE mistofolees I’m your mate
M: very funny Victoria
V: there’s nothing funny about it everyone knows your my mate
M: are you ok Vic (stands up)
V: yeah I’m fine your the one acting strange you even look different
M: listen stay here I’m gonna go get alonzo. I swear if he’s in on this
V: who’s Alonzo?
M: you know our brother
V: I don’t have a brother
M: yeah you have 2 me and Alonzo
V: ha ha ha ha you my brother your my mate honestly mistofolees I think your sick
Meanwhile in the real junkyard
Fm: wakes up next to tugger
T: hey you awake yet
Fm: aaaaaa w-who are you
T: oh fuck how drunk were you last night . I’m tugger
Fm: TUGGER y-your not tugger I need to find Victoria
T: ok?... bye then (goes to kiss fake misto)
Fm: aaaaa (runs away)
At Victoria and Platos den
P: oh hey misto sorry vicky isn’t in today she’s out with rumple
Fm: w-who are y-you
P: misto it’s me plato your brother in law
Fm: Victoria doesn’t have a brother
P: yeah she does you and alonzo
Fm: first of all I’m not her brother why does everyone keep saying that secondly I’m her mate so tell me where Victoria is and who the hell is Rumple
P: yeah I think your not well let’s go to jenny
Fm: what would jenny do?
P: right I’m gonna call tugger and bustopher
Fm: what!!??