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1. I Banged a Rogue Ninja and All I Got Was Existential Dread by EmerysLeFay

   Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Namikaze Minato/Uzumaki Naruto
   • Uzumaki Naruto
   • Namikaze Minato
   • Kyuubi | Nine-tails | Kurama
   • Hatake Kakashi
   • Uchiha Sasuke
   • Haruno Sakura
   • Rookie 9 Ensemble (Naruto)
   • Gai-han | Team Guy Ensemble (Naruto)
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Alternate Universe
   • Post-Fourth Shinobi War (Naruto)
   • Dimension Travel
   • Female Uzumaki Naruto
   • Dark Namikaze Minato
   • Alternate Universe - Not Related
   • No Incest
   • Out of Character
   • Smut
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Self-Indulgent
   • Banter
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
   • Morally Ambiguous Character
   • Uzushiogakure | Hidden Eddy Village
   • One Shot
   • Namikaze Minato Needs a Hug
   • Uzumaki Naruto-centric
   • Kyuubi | Nine-tails | Kurama & Uzumaki Naruto Friendship
   • Kyuubi | Nine-tails | Kurama is a Little Shit
   • Kurama is tired of Narutos shit
   • Minato is obsessed
   • Uzumaki Naruto Needs a Hug
   • Uzumaki Naruto Has Issues
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • Fluff
   • Angst
   • Humor
   • Flirting
   • Drunk Sex
   • MinaNaru - Freeform

   Summary

   Naruto gets launched into an alternate universe thanks to a seal gone wrong—classic. She wakes up confused, hungry, and somehow ends up accidentally sleeping with a hot stranger after one too many drinks. Plot twist? Said stranger turns out to be Minato Namikaze. Yeah, that Minato. Only in this world, he’s not the heroic Hokage—he’s a rogue ninja with a tragic backstory, a sharp jawline, and zero boundaries.

   Mortified, Naruto decides to flee to Uzushio to find a way home. Too bad Minato’s been stalking her the whole time because he’s decided she’s more intriguing than she let on.

   Cue reluctant road trip, unhinged banter, a shocking amount of mutual trauma bonding, and a forbidden romance that neither of them asked for.

   It’s messy. It’s emotional. It involves aggressive cuddling and seal theory. But somehow, they make it work.

   ( Not a conventional pairing, but give it a chance. It might grow on you:) )

   Series

   • Part 1 of Mama, I'm In Love With A Criminal.

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