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Minutes from the monthly convening of Yiga Clansmen, Year of our Calamity 100, Day 127, Meeting 4.
- After enjoying light refreshments of mighty bananas, members were called to order and joined voices to recite the Yiga Creed: "See Evil, Hear Evil, Do Evil. Glory to Master Kohga. Glory to the Calamity."
- Minutes from the prior meeting were read and voted upon by Clansmen.
- Master Kohga (glory to him) delivered another awe-inspiring, rousing speech, reminding Clasnmen of their ultimate mission. Elapsed time: 47 minutes. Down 2 minutes from the prior meeting. Master Kohga (glory to him) is working on his skills in brevity.
- Commanding Blademasters from each region of Hyrule reported on sightings of the enemy Link, citing 2 victories and 76 failures total. The 2 "victories" were only successful in driving Link away from the area, not in murdering him as was planned. It was unclear from reports whether Link left these two battles out of fear or out of annoyance.
- In total this month, four Clansmen were killed at the hands of the enemy Link. Master Kohga (glory to him) held a brief memoriam service to commemorate the memory of those lost, documented as follows: Footsoldier Kye, 22 years old, stabbed in the stomach by the Master Sword during combat. Blademaster Ruella, 40 years old, electrocuted by a shock arrow while standing shin-deep in the Menoat River. Commanding Blademaster Edo, 37 years old, blown to pieces by a Sheikah bomb while distracted by a bunch of mighty bananas. Foostoldier Daphne, 24 years old, pancaked by a steel crate.
- Chief Blademaster Sooga privately reminded Master Kohga (glory to him) that In Memoriam services do not usually include the ways in which people died. The message was ill recieved.
- The meeting was adjourned early due to a spat between Chief Blademaster Sooga and Master Kohga (glory to him).
These minutes were recorded to the utmost accuracy and shall be reviewed at the next meeting. — Chief Blademaster and Recording Secretary Sooga.