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Oh Captain, My Captain @livinglightning
Hey twt, sorry if the website goes down for a bit! Fawcett City just reconnected to the flow of time so we’re trying to hook up our servers w/ the outside world. Y'all might crash a bit.
gonna ghost you @highkingphantomIR
do u have ne tricks 4 reconnect? all r lines n stuff got severed in amity. ley lines 2
Oh Captain, My Captain @livinglightning
Oh! Majesty! Where are you? I can help with the spells and ley lines.
gonna ghost you @highkingphantomIR
amity park, IL
Oh Captain, My Captain @livinglightning
Hey, that’s pretty close to where we popped out! We were in WI for a while, then MO, and we spent about two decades in PA before that. Was that you?
gonna ghost you @highkingphantomIR
prob. some1 tore a hole 2 the realms and it suuckd the town in. jst close it n got us out.
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gonna ghost you @highkingphantomIR
I am experincnig teh Sparky JigglesTM n wood lik 2 NOt, thx
Oh Captain, My Captain @livinglightning
Retweet.
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Oh Captain, My Captain @livinglightning
Worldly Wisdom of the Day: do NOT feed the tiger on 8th and Reuben St.
gonna ghost you @highkingphantomIR
but he bb
Oh Captain, My Captain @livinglightning
He is not “baby”. He is a 100+ year old shapeshifter that has a job and a 401k. He is also a well-fed resident of the zoo.
gonna ghost you @highkingphantomIR
so i cnt b charitable??? my tax returns D:<
Oh Captain, My Captain @livinglightning
What tax return, Majesty? You are the immortal ruler of the dimension between dimensions. You collect taxes.
gonna ghost you @highkingphantomIR
mean
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gonna ghost you @highkingphantomIR
im removing evry empty box i can find from amity park. they will be in this cornfield
Leah Parks @loveeeeee
Thanks, Phantom!
hundred yard dash @footballandphantoms
box ghost is so annoying,,, ur the best, phantom! <3
Respect Nature or Die @ultrarecyclovegetarianism
shut up dash
Too Fine Inc. @meatgivesmesuperpowers
shut up dash
stop calling me daniel @danielfenton
shut up dash
boston, baby @ilovebostonMA
who tf is box ghost??
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gonna ghost you @highkingphantomIR
to those asking me if im the ghost king, NO!! ima ghost who is a king. wat do u call king charles the human king, NO thats STUPPID! fr tho the ghost king is @ang3l0fd34th
nico the angel @ang3l0fd34th
sup
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Oh Captain, My Captain @livinglightning
Fawcett City is currently experiencing an invasion of the undead (skeletons). :/ Everyone say ‘Thanks, Sabbac.’
bring back the @bigredcheese
thanks sabbac /s
Maxine <3 @LittleAngelsLaundryService
Thanks, Sabbac 🙄
nico the angel @ang3l0fd34th
omw. McDonalds happy meal, extra large fries, burn the toy with cedarwood incense in a stone bowl, and a frozen blue rsbrry. ill reimburse you for it all.
Oh Captain, My Captain @livinglightning
All done, Nico.
gonna ghost you @highkingphantomIR
woah woah woah, heS NICo n im ‘majesty’ wtf marvel?!??!
Oh Captain, My Captain @livinglightning
It is what it is.
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gonna ghost you @highkingphantomIR
blocking @livinglightning 4 at lst a decade
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Oh Captain, My Captain @livinglightning
Worldly Wisdom of the Day: DNI w/ interdimensional rulers of concepts that live in the Midwest. Your life will be so much more peaceful
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gonna ghost you @highkingphantomIR
oh ima put so many portals in his house
I know Poison Ivy @QueenofGreen
no
gonna ghost you @highkingphantomIR
ok im sry
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Big Blue Boy Scout @ManofSteel
The Justice League is proud to announce that Captain Marvel @livinglightning is joining our ranks.
gonna ghost you @highkingphantomIR
oh thats not fair
Oh Captain, My Captain @livinglightning
And I’m proud to join such a prominent group of heroes!
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Trending:
#Superherotwt
with #CaptainMarvel, #JusticeLeague
#Superfights
with #PhantomvsMarvel, #Majesty
#WhoIsGhostKing
with #angelofdeath, #HighKingPhantom
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gonna ghost you @highkingphantomIR
ok @livinglightning unblocked. deets?
Oh Captain, My Captain @livinglightning
Justice League business and meetings are classified for active members only.
gonna ghost you @highkingphantomIR
blocked.
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bring back the @bigredcheese
what’s going on with cpt marvel and phantom? why are they beefing??
Harvey Att. @obeylaws
I think Phantom’s just childish and jealous
hey some @shrooooommms
they be like that
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mmm whatcha say @dailyhottakes
Hot Take: Immature heroes like Phantom shouldn’t even be trusted with the safety of small towns.
kailey kan! @slurrrppp
ooo! the tea /is/ hot today
uhhhh guys @tumblrisbetter
P sure he’s just joking. He cares for his town fine
martha stewart deserves better @judgeofmoralcharacter
THANK YOU! I’ve been waiting for someone else to mention his lack of professionalism!! 0/10 would not let save me
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gonna ghost you @highkingphantomIR
guys @livinglightning n i r just like that, trust
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Trending:
#CancelPhantom
with #ProtectCaptainMarvel, #PhanVelBeef
#lenaluthortakeover
with #techboom, #JailLex
#DimensionalCollision
with #whereisParis, #wtfisGotham
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gonna ghost you @highkingphantomIR
#PhanVelBeef is a horrible tag u all suk. i hate every1. this website is a major L
gonna ghost you @highkingphantomIR
cpt pls explain they dont believe me
Oh Captain, My Captain @livinglightning
I wonder why…
gonna ghost you @highkingphantomIR
ur cold
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Oh Captain, My Captain @livinglightning
@highkingphantomIR and I are not angry at each other. We are not beefing. We have known each other for a long time and are very familiar with each other. If we cross any lines while joking 1/2
Oh Captain, My Captain @livinglightning
around, you will know. Phantom and I are close friends with an obscure sense of humor that does not translate well to online interactions. We block each other for fun. 2/2
gonna ghost you @highkingphantomIR
oh thnk cw, maybe people will finally leave me alone 🙏
I know Poison Ivy @QueenofGreen
mmm, you are very fun to bully, though…
i got that egyptian swag @duulamanthegreat
Hah! double that! phantom’s /great/ to bully
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gonna ghost you @highkingphantomIR
all my friends suk
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