Coffeetailor
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Son of a Servant No More: Thirteen Years by Coffeetailor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Aug 2026
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Wei Wuxian died in fire, and was reborn in ice.
He hadn't expected to get a chance to reincarnate at all due to his crimes in life, much less as a demon prince with all of his memories left intact, but there he was. The son of a demon king and his immortal husband, given the chance to grow up again. This time with no looming war, and loving family. Weird family, but loving.
Well, as long as they don't hire him another dog demon nanny, he's not going to complain.
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A Good Manor Must Be a Little Haunted by Coffeetailor
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DC Extended Universe, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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Danny's been High King for years now. More than half his life. His parents? Reformed. His arch nemesis? Retired. The GIW? Still there, but not much of a threat anymore. Until someone got a lucky shot with a brand new, and extra nasty weapon that left Danny fighting not to just retreat into his core.
Good thing Frostbite told him about a way to condense himself to save energy and heal. Sure, making himself shrink is a little weird, but as long as it gets the job done, right? A quick portal jump and he'll be home and can just rest and relax until he's strong enough to go back to normal.
...Maybe he jumped a little too far. Because he's never heard of this Gotham place, and who the heck is Batman? Wait, they've got superheros here?! (And they're cute. Oh no.)
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Chocolate Box by Coffeetailor
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
05 May 2026
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When Pamela, Harley, and Selena recruit Lois to get their boys to finally get together, Clark finds himself with some big trouble, and then a big boyfriend. Not the Valentine's date Bruce had in mind, but he is nothing if not creative.
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Small Matters Extras by Coffeetailor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jan 2026
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Extras written for "The Small Matter of Divinity." A collection of one-shots taking place around and after the fic. Will add tags as they come up.
Individual summaries will be in the notes. <3
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- Part 2 of Small Matters
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Vintage by Coffeetailor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Nov 2025
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Mobei-Jun keeps a small god close to him, because he is the favorite.
Series
- Part 5 of GTober Scum Villain Oneshots
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Coffeetailor's Kinktober Masterseries by Coffeetailor
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, DC Extended Universe, Hellblazer & Related Fandoms, Superman - All Media Types
14 Oct 2025
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Oneshots written for Kinktober, now for all the years. Unless otherwise stated, these are unconnected and exist purely as oneshots.
All characters involved are adults.
- Words:
- 16,178
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 42
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Small Matters by Coffeetailor
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jan 2026
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"Small Matter of Divinity" with collected extras and anything else that gets added for it.
- Words:
- 191,550
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 108
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GTober Scum Villain Oneshots by Coffeetailor
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Nov 2025
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My collection of SVSSS oneshots written for GTober 2023, all originally posted to tumblr. They will mostly figure Shang Qinghua and Mobei-Jun.
- Words:
- 1,732
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 9
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Conversation ; As Intended by Glade_Constellation
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), lron lung
05 Oct 2026
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Conversation
/ˌkän-vər-ˈsā-shən/
A verbal or written exchange of thoughts, feelings, and ideas between two or more people.It’s been four months. Four months since Grace brought aboard his tiny guests. Four months since a very particular one was placed under his care. Four months since that very man had said a single word to anyone. Simon, an unwilling sacrifice to an unknowing “god”, is at least happy to be alive after his brush with death in the blood ocean. At least Grace seems far more happy with keeping his new “pet” in the best comfort he can. With so many differences between them, miscommunication was bound to happen.
Bookmarked by Coffeetailor
09 Oct 2026
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Palm pilot by hyonin
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types
01 Oct 2026
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shenanigans shrunk one hal jordan. fun ensues!
Bookmarked by Coffeetailor
19 Sep 2026
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Garden of Eden by ForbiddenT_Boykissing
Fandoms: Monster High (Cartoon 2010), Monster High (Comics)
12 Jun 2026
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“…Fuck me.”
“I’m sorry little one.” He softened his tone in sympathy. “But I don’t think that’s possible. You’re the size of my hand.”
He then felt the little vampire’s glowing eyes travel up and down his body, before landing back up at his face, eyes narrowing in confidence.
“We’ll make it work.”Val is a size queen from hell that decides climbing a mountain to a God’s garden is the only solution to his need for a big man.
Series
- Part 3 of And they were ✨ lab partners ✨
Bookmarked by Coffeetailor
16 Sep 2026
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I've waited for this feeling for a long, long time. by Gotham_Blight
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
10 Jul 2026
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Bruce Wayne has had a history of unsatisfying sexual encounters. Never once has anyone put his needs before theirs.
Never once has anyone ever made him come.
So when he finally decides to take Clark Kent to bed, he expects more of the same.
And he's never been more wrong in his entire life.
Bookmarked by Coffeetailor
12 Jul 2026
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Box of Chocolates by unbreakabledawn
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics)
10 Oct 2026
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My sources tell me, that across the universe, there are stories to be found where a very tiny person loves a very big person. It's me. I'm my source.
(A series of unconnected one-shots, flash fics, and prompt fills centered around Superbat and Giant/Tiny.)
Bookmarked by Coffeetailor
08 Jul 2026