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    In which Cater has an absolutely 100% easy and stress-free way to create drama for his start-up news company.

    “Hello, watchers of the ‘Diamond Press’! This is your reporter, Cater Diamond!” he whisper-shouts, trying to convey a sense of urgency before he flips the camera.

     

    [sillybillycc1: Who’s that???]

     

    [twssssstykcmsh: Super short intro this time..]

     

    [kyle: lolll is he on the scene b4 the scene even started?]

     

    The man who nearly broke down the door saunters in, a splitting grin on his face. His hair is a mess. Badly bleached with spots of orange throughout, not to mention how it’s been shoddily chopped, with what was clearly once long hair cut down to just barely cover the ears. The man sports a pair of canine ears on his head, grey and spotted - though, a closer look reveals that they’re attached to the man’s head via a headband.

    The not-hyena takes a deep breath, before shouting at the top of his lungs, “I AM RUGGIE BUCCHI, AND I AM HERE TO ROB THIS BAKERY!” The man’s voice seemed strained, like it was being pitched unnaturally - it wasn’t particularly high or low, but it wasn’t relaxed by any means.

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