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Class Rep:Hello fellow men, I'm Tenya Iida
Angry Pomeranian:And I'm Katsuki Bakugo, TYE GUY WHOS GONNA *censor* KILL YOU
Walmart Spider Man:Welp everything seems to be starting off normally
Curious Ojiro:Yep, the usual Bakugo rage
Emo Bird:And spelling error
All Might Fanboy:But that's what makes Kacchan, Kacchan
Baby Shark:Right Midoriya, right
Angry Pomeranian:What the *censor* are you all talking about
Angry Pomeranian:Stop acting so sappy
Baby Shark:Well guys, how are your relationships going
Walmart Spider Man:Strange?
Baby Shark:What is?
Curious Ojiro:Well I guess I'll go first
Curious Ojiro:Things are going pretty well with me and Hagakure
Pikachu:Is that all
Curious Ojiro:Yeah, why
Angry Pomeranian:Man, is everything about you plain, you talk like an NPC
Curious Ojiro:Well that's harsh ☹️
Emo Bird:Well things with Tsu have been quite exquisite, just took her on a lovely walk the other day, it was lovely
Angry Pomeranian:You said lovely twice, idiot, grab a dictionary and learn some synonyms
Curious Ojiro:Take back what you said Midoriya
Walmart Spider Man:Well cranky, have you and Camie been up to anything recently
Angry Pomeranian:Yeah, we celebrated Christmas together the other day since we couldn't on actual Christmas
Pikachu:That was surprisingly sweet Bakugo
Angry Pomeranian:What do you mean surprisingly, IM ALWAYS SWEET
Walmart Spider Man:Maybe to Camie
Little Pervert:Say Bakugo, I've never seen Camie in person
Angry Pomeranian:And you never will, pervert
Baby Shark:Well I'm currently trying to get Mina to like my room
Pikachu:Dude, why are trying to do the impossible
Baby Shark:I know it might sound crazy, but we've been hanging out in it a lot
Baby Shark:It's basically like a gym for us, which I don't mind, Mina looks really hot when she's working out
Little Pervert:Not wrong about that
Baby Shark:Well she's been warming up to it and I'm close to getting her to like it
Walmart Spider Man:Well good luck man, you're gonna need it
Pikachu:Well guys, speaking of room, I'm heading over Jirou's room right now
Baby Shark:Are you two finally dating
Pikachu:Not yet, just heading over to get some guitar lessons but I feel like we're close
Shoji:Todoroki, you've been silent
Endeavor's Secret Love Child:Sorry, I'm just really distracted by how great hugging Momo is
Endeavor's Secret Love Child:It's like hugging my mom
Walmart Spider Man:What dude
All Might Fanboy:You might want to reword that better
Endeavor's Secret Love Child:It's not that Momo reminds me of my mom, I just get that strange warm feeling, but I'm not using my quirk
All Might Fanboy:Well that seems like love to me Todoroki
Endeavor's Secret Love Child:So Love makes me feel like this
Pikachu:Yep man
Endeavor's Secret Love Child:I like it, the feeling is so new but familiar as well
Endeavor's Secret Love Child:It makes me not want to let go of her
Baby Shark:I know exactly what you mean man
Baby Shark:Mina gets clingy too when she's sleepy, never wanting to let go of me, I love her so much
Baby Shark:🤧
Walmart Spider Man:Did you just text a sneezing emoji
Pikachu:Yeah, why'd you do that
Baby Shark:I have no idea
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star:✨Well Midoriya, how are things with Uraraka✨
All Might Fanboy:Things are going pretty well, but we still haven't been on our first date
Walmart Spider Man:Why don't you ask her
All Might Fanboy:Well I still haven't decided where we're going
Pikachu:Don't worry dude, we can help
All Might Fanboy:Really guys
Baby Shark:Yep man, we gotta make sure the ship the doesn't sink
Walmart Spider Man:Ok dude, first you start the relationship topic and now you're talking about ships
Baby Shark:Oh man, you're right, I think Mina is having an impact on me
All Might Fanboy:Well Thanks guys
All Might Fanboy:I'm currently heading over to Hatsume's lab right now
Class Rep:You are, why, tell me Midoriya, why
Walmart Spider Man:Woah Iida, chill out
Pikachu:Yeah, why are you acting like that
Cool Arms:Kinda different from his regular attitude
Class Rep:I don't know what came over me, but I apologize Midoriya
All Might Fanboy:It's fine Iida
All Might Fanboy:I'm just heading over there to pick up some support gear
All Might Fanboy:Uh oh!!!
Pikachu:Midoriya are you ok
Walmart Spider Man:And why'd you text uh oh, nobody does that when they're in danger
All Might Fanboy:I'm fine, it's just Hatsume landed on me again
Class Rep:She did
All Might Fanboy:Yep, but she's off me now, so I can catch my breath
Curious Ojiro:You weren't breathing
All Might Fanboy:I was a bit distracted
Little Pervert:It's not fair, not fair at all
Class Rep:Mei really needs to learn how to keep her footing, I'll talk to her about it later
Emo Bird:How will you be able to reach her, do you have her number
Class Rep:Well when I get my own support gear of course, that she has created for me, I definitely do not have her number, that would be preposterous
Angry Pomeranian:You see how he's rambling a bunch
Angry Pomeranian:YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE FOUR EYES
Baby Shark:My newly inquired shipping senses are tingling, those two are dating
Emo Bird:You don't really need shipping senses to tell
All Might Fanboy:Uh guys, my date
Class Rep:Yeah, the date, Midoriya needs our help, let's focus on that
Emo Bird:As much as it seems like a distraction, he is correct
Baby Shark:You got lucky this time Iida, but we're onto you
All Might Fanboy:So guys, where do you think I should take Uraraka
Cool Arms:Well we're gonna have to think of what Uraraka likes
Pikachu:Well she loves money
Walmart Spider Man:How is that going to help though, Midoriya can't take her to a money bin
Endeavor's Secret Love Child:Momo has a money bin
Curious Ojiro:Of course she does
All Mights Fanboy:Well I know she likes me
Angry Pomeranian:Really Deku, you're making stupid jokes, STOP WASTING OUR TIME
Endeavor's Secret Love Child:Well you can take her to my noodle shop
Baby Shark:Oh yeah, I forgot you had one, how is that going for you Todoroki
Endeavor's Secret Love Child:It's been great, restaurant has been booming
Endeavor's Secret Love Child:Which I just learned doesn't mean something actually exploding
Walmart Spider Man:Wait the restaurant is booming, but you're the only one who goes
Endeavor's Secret Love Child:Yeah I know
Angry Pomeranian:Well can we stop talking about *censor* noodles and get back to what's important, which is the date
Emo Bird:Yeah, I think a noodle house would really work best on you Todoroki
All Might Fanboy:Well, I know she enjoys Mochi
Curious Ojiro:Oh I know, there's this restaurant that serves the best mochi
Baby Shark:Great Midoriya can take her there
All Might Fanboy:I want this date to be really special, so I want to take her to more than just a restaurant
Emo Bird:What about stargazing after, I love doing that with Tsu
All Might Fanboy:Gotcha, thanks for the suggestion
Pikachu:Do we know anything else Uraraka enjoys
All Might Fanboy:Well she told me that she always wanted to go to an Amusement Park
All Might Fanboy:She said she always passed U.S.J. and saw how fun it looked
Pikachu:Unforeseen Simulation Joint?
Angry Pomeranian:Universal Studios Japan, idiot
Pikachu:Oh, then why don't you take her there
All Might Fanboy:Well I'm kinda scared to go on those scary rollercoasters
Walmart Spider Man:Midoriya, we've encountered villains before
All Might Fanboy:Yeah, but still
Angry Pomeranian:You're still afraid of rollercoaster, what a baby
All Might Fanboy:Well I can't afford it either so it doesn't matter
Class Rep:What about a carnival, it's cheaper and the ride are less scary
All Might Fanboy:Great idea Iida
All Might Fanboy:Thanks guys, I think I have the date planned out
Pikachu:So when are you gonna ask her out
All Might Fanboy:Right now, I'm just leaving Hatsume's lab
Class Rep:Well I guess I'll head over there
Baby Shark:Hmm I wonder why
Class Rep:Hey, let's call it a night
Pikachu:It's only 4:00
Class Rep:Well I mean, there's no point in us talking since Midoriya is leaving
Walmart Spider Man:We all know the real reason
Baby Shark:But we're not going to forget about this, we don't have the memory of your girlfriend
Class Rep:She isn't my girlfriend, and it's not her fault, she's just a little distracted
Emo Bird:A little?
Angry Pomeranian:Man, you're worse at keeping secrets than Deku and Icy-Hot