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The Side of Constellations They Don't Want You to See!

Summary:

Lunda: as if you could beat him at go anyway wisdom

Lunda: no matter how much you enjoy them

Wisdom: i did though

Eldar: What

Chistka: What

Krampus: What

Redmars: Oh

Lunda: youre joking

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One thing led to another, and a few constellations had convinced Sanctuary to make a group chat. With all the constellations originally from Earth invited, there was no need to uphold a formal or whatever demeanor mortals see them with. Without having to act so stiffly, it was no surprise that the group chat eventually became a bit... chaotic.

Notes:

Something important to note

I just want to remind you guys that canonically, the timeline of Earth at the beginning of the story is set after the 21st century. This can be found in Chapter 257.

Because of this, on technicality Lim Chun-Sik, a ~50 y/o, is a lot younger than you. Yes, you. By a century, too. I'm not a time traveler, and so any slang that will be used here will be the ones I'm currently familiar with. In the English culture, mind you. I'm not Korean and can't write references to Korean memes either unless I want to be wildly inaccurate.

This is crack (treated semi(?)-seriously) and any plot holes, including this one, are at most going to be slapped with Flex Tape. Just---turn your brain off when reading, honestly. It's a chatfic; if you were expecting anything else you're in for a real surprise.

Enjoy!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: These Keyboards Feel Weird

Chapter Text

[27 contacts have been added.]

 

[Is this the ‘group chat’ you had in mind?]

 

Eldar: Yes

 

Lunda: this is so much more convenient

 

AR1026: Thank you Sanctuary

 

Ovenwave: and less anxiety inducing :D im more comfortable with texting

 

RD: earth exclusive gang!!!

 

Eldar: Video calling everytime to talk to someone is ;;

 

Ovenwave: agreed

 

Vladimir: Typing feels weird after a long time

 

Lim Chun-Sik: This keyboard is too smooth for my liking

 

Krampus: Oh a gc? This is interesting

 

Jang-Wan: hey ahjussi are you one of those who like the clunky physical keyboards with buttons

 

Solongos: wait weren’t those from the 2050s or something?

 

Lim Chun-Sik: Projector keyboards are like tapping on a table

 

Lim Chun-Sik: The buttons on the physical ones let me know that I actually inputted something

 

Vladimir: Agreed, and physical keyboards just feel better

 

Solongos: even going by the year right before we got transported out of earth those are super outdated… how are people still using them

 

Lim Chun-Sik: That’s just because you don’t pay attention

 

Wisdom: is this chat the new communication style you guys were talking about

 

Lim Chun-Sik: I knew a lot of people who prefer physical to projector keyboards

 

Hegemonia: what is this

 

Jerome: I can attest to this. A few who used to work with me on Earth dislike projector keyboards.

 

Lunda: hegemonia this is the ultimate gc

 

Lunda: and yes wisdom

 

Eldar: All the Constellations originally from earth are here

 

Eldar: It’s more convenient, comfortable, and we’re all familiar with texting

 

AR1026: True, and I think this can boost communication among us as well

 

Hegemonia: if this is a chat

 

Hegemonia: @Nebula

 

Lunda: wait mentioning works here too?

 

Krampus: And so the rivalry enters the chat

 

Hegemonia: @Nebula

 

Lim Chun-Sik: The kids are always fighting

 

Ovenwave: im not a kid TT

 

Lim Chun-Sik: Compared to me you are

 

Hegemonia: nebula

 

Hegemonia: i know you can see this

 

Nebula: Old habits never die easily for you

 

Hegemonia: as if you dont purposely ignore my dms every time back then

 

Nebula: I just didn’t see it

 

Hegemonia: thats what you say every time

 

Hegemonia: you fucking liar

 

Hegemonia: i know you just like to ghost

 

Eldar: Called out

 

Krampus: The Nebula slander is crazy

 

Chistka: Oh, we have a gc now

 

Chistka: Someone tell @Redmars to hop off my dick

 

Redmars: It’s just one game of monopoly, come on

 

Chistka: go ask nebula then

 

Hegemonia: are you hearing yourself right now

 

Lunda: ^

 

Eldar: ^

 

Jang-Wan: although i don’t want to agree with that i can’t disagree either

 

Chistka: Okay fair, maybe not that

 

Chistka: But I'm literally the constellation of communism??? Like why me

 

Redmars: Because it’s funny

 

Chistka: What was I even expecting honestly

 

Krampus: You know what would be funnier

 

Krampus: Actually getting Nebula to play with you

 

Eldar: Krampus no don’t doom him

 

Redmars: I’m not doing that

 

Wisdom: it’s really not that bad though

 

Lunda: that guy played two games AT THE SAME TIME against me and eldar back in avartin

 

Lunda: was the top lost world player for a year

 

Lunda: is literally the constellation of GAMES

 

Lunda: and you're saying it's not that bad

 

Hegemonia: star heads right you guys just suck

 

Redmars: Wow okay

 

Chistka: But she has a point

 

Redmars: You’re right and that’s even worse

 

Wisdom: It’s not a star, it’s a great dodecahedron of the kepler-poinsot polyhedra.

 

Wisdom: and yes it’s not that bad because he’s objectively better than you

 

Eldar: I’m not sure whether I should be offended or agree with you

 

Lunda: as if you could beat him at go anyway wisdom

 

Lunda: no matter how much you enjoy them

 

Wisdom: i did though

 

Eldar: What

 

Chistka: What

 

Krampus: What

 

Redmars: Oh

 

Lunda: youre joking

 

Jang-Wan: didn’t they play a game of go when nebula made the wizards betray their own country to distract wisdom

 

Wisdom: yes

 

Krampus: It was kind of funny when he told us at the time I can’t lie

 

Lunda: @Nebula theres no way this is true right

 

Lunda: i was literally there when you guys played but i didnt see the outcome

 

Lunda: @Nebula

 

Nebula: What

 

Krampus: Is it true you lost in Go against Wisdom in Avartin

 

Nebula: Once

 

Lunda: WHAT

 

Lunda: WHAT

 

Wisdom: see

 

Eldar: Oh that’s

 

Hegemonia: explain

 

Lunda: yes we need an explanation

 

Lunda: how did you screw up

 

Jang-Wan: nebula fell off LMAO

 

Chistka: That’s crazy

 

Lunda: nebula you asshole

 

Lunda: literally drops a bombshell and refuses to elaborate and leaves

 

Krampus: Okay but the real question is whats more impressive: wisdom winning or nebula losing

 

Lunda: of course its nebula losing

 

Eldar: Nebula losing, imo

 

Jang-Wan: nebula losing

 

Wisdom: he made a blunder when we played at the time

 

Wisdom: now looking back on it him losing was more surprising

 

Nebula: Why is this the topic of conversation

 

Lunda: its funny to hear about you losing for once

 

Jang-Wan: i second this

 

RD: GUYS SONEONE STOLE MU SOAP

 

RD: WHO WASI T

 

RD: WHOEVRR IT IS I WILL FINS YOI