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Checking the exam pamphlet (which Izuku had printed out at the library) he reminded himself he was seat 462.
After he sat down, Izuku immediately surveyed his surroundings. Most people were already in the room, sitting down. However, next to him, a purple haired kid was standing, talking to an excited-looking blonde. Nejire also sat a bit behind him.
Soon, Present Mic came in and explained that once they finished the test, they had to leave it on their desk and head to the briefing hall.
The test then started and Izuku sped through it. He thought it was easy, but that couldn’t have been the case - it was the test to get into UA! He is 13 and quirkless after all! Izuku however came up to a reasonable conclusion, he just misunderstood the questions because he couldn’t have been getting the questions right!
Half an hour in, Izuku had answered every question and had checked his test 4 times. He hadn’t seen any mistakes but of course they were there, he couldn’t possibly have zero mistakes. However he just headed to the briefing hall.
Entering the hall, he was the first one there so he just took a seat near the back. It took another half an hour but others eventually started entering the hall and sitting down, but he didn’t recognise anyone until Nejire entered.
He quickly waved her over, “H-hey Nejire-san! I-I have a s-seat here, i-if you w-want?”
Nejire quickly bounced over, “Sure Midoriya-san! I noticed you finished the exam first, you must be really smart!”
“O-oh, I w-wouldn’t s-say that! I-I’m only 13 after a-all,” Izuku disagreed, Nejire was just being nice after all.
However, Nejire disagreed further, “That just means you’re even smarter! I mean who else could take the UA entrance exam 2 years early and finish the exam in half an hour? I mean I barely finished in an hour!”
“F-fine, y-you win. Should w-we e-exchange numbers n-now or a-after th-the exam?” Izuku asked, with Nejire immediately responding with a “Now,” and handing out her phone. Izuku typed in his number and then Nejire texted him to check it was right. Izuku’s phone pinged:
Unknown:
hi! Midoriya right
Me:
Yep!
Midoriya changed Unknown's name to Nejire
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Hizashi had been in charge of looking over the written exam for years now, and he had never seen someone complete the written exam in half an hour! But the thing that surprised him most, was that it was a 13 year-old!
I mean sure he had caught the attention of Nedzu, but Hizashi never expected the kid to be this smart!
Anyway, It was time to announce the rules of the practical exam, “HEY LISTENERS! YOU READY FOR THE PRACTICAL EXAM?”
Hizashi always asked this question even though barely anyone answered because it was a good way to start his speech, by hyping others up. So he was definitely surprised when 4 total people shouted, “YEAH!”
Immediately he checked who shouted, it was the 13 year-old, someone sat next to him, a blonde-boy and a kid who looked forced into it by the blonde.
However Hizashi continued his speech, “GREAT! NOW THE EXAM WILL TAKE PLACE IN A CITY-LIKE ARENA! ROBOTS WILL ROAM AROUND AND YOU HAVE TO DEFEAT THEM TO GAIN POINTS! THERE WILL BE 3 TYPES TO DEFEAT, THE 1-POINTERS, THE 2-POINTERS AND THE 3-POINTERS!” Hizashi quickly took a breath, now to explain the 0-pointers, “THERE IS ALSO ANOTHER TYPE OF ROBOT! HOWEVER, THIS ONE IS WORTH 0-POINTS SO IT’S BEST TO STAY AWAY FROM IT! YOU’LL FIND THE EXAM CENTRE YOU’RE IN, UNDER YOUR SEAT! HEAD TO THE BUS LABELLED WITH THAT LETTER! FINALLY, GOOD LUCK AND GO BEYOND, PLUS ULTRA!”
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Izuku looked under his seat and noticed that he’s in exam centre C, “H-hey Nejire-san w-what exam c-centre are you g-going t-to? I’m g-going to C.”
“Oh, I’m going to A, see you later?” Nejire asked and Izuku responded with a “S-sure!” before heading off to the C bus.
Izuku entered the bus and realised there was only one seat left next to the purple-haired kid he saw earlier so he asked, “H-hey can I-I s-sit here? Th-there’s no o-other s-seats.”
“Sure…” the kid replied, pausing after Izuku sat down, “…I’m Amajiki Tamaki by the way.”
“I-I’m Midoriya I-Izuku,” Izuku responded. They sat like that for a while. However Amajiki then asked, “Who’s your favourite hero?” which immediately caused one of Izuku’s mutter storms to start, “My favourite hero is Eraserhead! He’s an underground hero so you probably don't know who he is but he's so cool! He can erase quirks and he fights quirkless! Can you believe it? He also teaches ethics here at UA as well as being a homeroom teacher! I definitely hope that if I get in, I can be in his homeroom!” Izuku then realised he’d been muttering so he apologised to Amajiki.
“It’s fine… uh… should we exchange numbers?” Amajiki asked shyly.
Izuku held out his phone and said, “S-sure!” and Amajiki typed his number in. Izuku quickly sent a text to confirm it:
Me:
is the number right, amajiki
Unknown:
yeah
Midoriya changed Unknown's name to Amajiki
📄︎📭︎🗏︎ □︎♐︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ♌︎♓︎♑︎ ⧫︎♒︎❒︎♏︎♏︎ ♌︎♏︎♐︎❒︎♓︎♏︎■︎♎︎♏︎♎︎
The bus arrived and they parted ways to prepare themselves for the exam. Izuku got his Bo staff and then waited at the gates to start.
Present Mic then shouted, “GO!” so Izuku ran, he was a bit surprised when no-one else ran but he didn’t need to waste time so he continued running. He vaguely heard Present Mic shouting something but he was too far away to hear it.
Instead he extended the staff and pressed the button as he came across a group of 1-pointers. He jabbed them with the staff and they immediately short-circuited, gaining him 5 points in total.
This continued for a bit, until he came across someone else fighting a couple 1-pointers. The thing is, they didn’t notice the 3-pointer sneaking up on them, so Izuku jabbed the 3-pointer, short-circuiting them.
This caused Izuku to change gears, he still fought as many robots as possible but he also saved anyone when needed.
Izuku then heard Present Mic shouting, “3 MINUTES LEFT!”
However, he also felt the ground shaking so he rushed to where he felt it coming from.
When he got there Izuku realised it was the 0-pointer and he was about to run, except he heard someone familiar shout, “HELP!”
Whipping his head around, Izuku realised it was Amajiki and that he was stuck under some rubble. He also realised he was in the direct path of the 0-pointer.
Izuku immediately started running towards the 0-pointer and turned on his Bo staff. He jabbed the staff against the 0-pointer’s foot and it short-circuited, stalling in its tracks.
Izuku turned around and saw everyone staring at him, that was when Present Mic shouted, “THAT’S THE END OF THE EXAM LISTENERS, EVERYONE PLEASE HEAD TO THE ENTRANCE!”
Izuku sighed, he did not want to stand there with everyone staring at him for much longer. That was when he remembered Amajiki was still trapped under the rubble. He immediately rushed over, “Y-you o-okay?”
Amajiki soon replied, “Yeah, but could I have some help getting out? I can’t lift the rubble in my position.”
“S-sure, I’ll l-lift the r-rubble f-for you,” Izuku responded, moving to lift the biggest chunk of concrete, whilst Amajiki crawled out from under it.
They were slowly heading to the entrance when Izuku saw someone and rushed them over, “H-hey Recovery Girl! M-my friend h-here got trapped u-under s-some rubble, I-I think something m-might have h-happened to h-his leg, c-could y-you heal h-him?”
“Sure, my quirk will drain some of your energy, is that alright?” Recovery girl asked.
Amajiki responded with a simple “Yes,” and Recovery Girl kissed his leg.
Recovery girl then asked, “Are you okay now?” with Amajiki replying with “Yeah, I’m fine,” as Recovery girl gave them both gummies and led them to her office to make sure that was the case.
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Earlier that day, Shouta asked his husband something, “Zashi, you know that kid I saw a couple weeks ago?”
“Yes?” Hizashi replied, confused on where this was coming from.
“I’m worried for him, Zashi. He shouldn’t have been up that late at night at that age,” Shouta worried.
“I know, Shouta. I know, but he’ll be fine, I promise,” Hizashi comforted.
“Okay…” Shouta responded.
Shouta was in the observation room to help watch over the entrance exam.
The exam just started and Shouta realised the kid running right on the word go was the kid he saw a couple weeks ago! They were alright and better yet they had good reflexes! He definitely hoped they passed the exam so he could talk to them. It was worrying how late at night he was out.
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Nedzu was incredibly observant so he of course noticed when Aizawa perked up. Looking at what Aizawa was looking at showed exam centre C and more importantly Brownie.
“Aizawa, I see you have your sights set on Midoriya-kun,” Nedzu stated.
“Yes, what about it? We have met before, you know,” Aizawa grumbled. Now this interested Nedzu because his cub had never spoken of meeting Eraserhead and definitely wouldn’t have asked to meet him if he had already met Eraserhead. “Really, I’m pretty sure he wanted to take the exam to meet you, but that wouldn’t make sense if he’d already met you, would it?” Nedzu interrogated.
“No, I mean we didn’t really meet, I just saw him while I was on patrol. Wait, he wants to go to UA, because of me?” Aizawa choked out.
Nedzu soon responded, to let out some chaos, “Yes, you are his favourite hero,” Nemuri gasped, “you inspire him, as you fight quirkless showing him that he can be a hero even though he’s quirkless.”
Aizawa then asked, “Wait, I have a fan?”
“Yes,” Nedzu said.
“Oooh, Shouta you have a fan, and they just happen to be the cutest little bean,” Nemuri teased.
It was finally time to let out the 0-pointers and Nedzu was excited, this was always his favourite part! He loved the chaos it created!
That was when he noticed his cub running towards the 0-pointer. Now it was getting interesting, as even though Brownie had his electric Bo staff, it may not work.
Nedzu smiled, his cub’s Bo staff was enough to take out the 0-pointer. That was some serious innovation on Brownie’s behalf.
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Shouta was shocked, the kid beat the 0-pointer. He’s definitely going to be a problem child, there’s no doubt about it. And, Nedzu will definitely be putting him in his class, so much for a peaceful year.
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Izuku was seated with Amajiki in Recovery girl’s office while she checked they were both fine. “Alright it looks like you both have no other injuries. I’d recommend getting some good rest though, after all this exercise.”
“Y-yes, Recovery g-girl! Also, c-could I g-get a-a signature,” Izuku asked, summoning his notebook.
“Sure,” Recovery girl simply replied, taking the notebook when the door crashed open with a blonde kid yelling, “Is Tamaki alright?”
“He’s fine, dear,” Recovery Girl responded.
“Thanks, and who are you?” the blonde asked Izuku before he responded with, “I’m M-midoriya Izuku, I saved A-amajiki f-from the z-zero-pointer a-and you?”
“I’m Mirio Togata, Tamaki’s friend. Want to exchange numbers?” Mirio asked, holding his phone out. Izuku grabbed it and typed his number. Mirio then texted Izuku to check it was right:
Unknown:
Hey! It’s mirio, izuku right
Me:
yep
Midoriya changed Unknown’s name to Mirio
Izuku immediately had an idea. So, after he got his notebook back from Recovery Girl, he started working on something.
Groupchat: Hero Hopefuls
Midoriya added Nejire to Hero Hopefuls
Midoriya added Mirio to Hero Hopefuls
Midoriya added Amajiki to Hero Hopefuls
Me:
Hey guys, we all took the UA entrance exam today, so I thought we’d make a group chat together.
Mirio:
Cool!
Amajiki:
Fine with me
Nejire:
Great idea!
However we need nicknames instead of actual names
midoriya's green bean btw
Nejire changed Midoriya’s name to Green bean
Me:
Sounds good to me
Btw nejire you’re now spiral bc your quirk
Green bean changed Nejire’s name to Spiral
Mirio:
Ok tamaki is octopus then bc quirk
Mirio changed Amajiki’s name to Octopus
Octopus:
Then mirio, you’re sunshine bc your energetic
Octopus changed Mirio’s name to Sunshine
Spiral:
Great nicknames guys
Now the gc is official!
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Loki:
Hey brownie
I have an idea
Me:
???
Loki:
I’m going to add you to a gc with eraserhead and some other heroes
And we prank em
Me:
YES!!!!!
CHAOS!!!!
Groupchat: Chaos squad + Nedzu
Loki:
Caaaarl!!!!
whaat did you doooo?
Sonic:
Oh no I do not like this
Sexy butterfly:
Why is Nedzu elongating words
This can only end up being bad
Me:
Me,
I didn’t do this
All caps:
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A STRANGER IN OUR GC
Sleeping bag:
Ah
I understand
Sexy butterfly:
????
Loki:
Explain what happened, Caarl
Me:
I've never seen him before in my life
All caps:
IS NO ONE GOING TO ANSWER ME!
Sleeping bag:
Yep
Loki:
Why did you kill this person Carl?
All caps:
OKAY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Sonic:
Yeah wtf??
Sexy butterfly:
^^^
Sleeping bag:
It's not even gotten to the good part yet
All caps:
?????
Sexy butterfly:
^^^
Sonic:
^^^
Me:
I do not kill people
That is…
That is my least favourite thing to do
Sonic:
I seriously doubt that
Sexy butterfly:
Me too
Loki:
Tell me carl
Exactly what you were doing, before i got home
All caps:
GOOD
AN EXPLANATION
Finally!!!!
Sleeping bag:
Zashi
Don't do that
You are not allowed to be in lower case
That is against your name
All caps:
FINE!!!
Me:
All right…
Weell…
I…
I was upstairs
Loki:
Okaaay…
Sonic:
This is going to be a really slow explanation
Isn't it?
Sleeping bag:
yep
Me:
I was…
Uh…
I was sitting in my room
Loki:
Yeees…
Sonic:
You guys pain me
Sexy butterfly:
Nah you love us
Sonic:
Yeah I do…
Me:
Reading a book
Loki:
Go ooon…
Me:
And uh…
Well this guy walked in
Sleeping bag:
Imma just sit back and chill
Watch the show yk
Sonic:
fair
Loki:
okaaay…
Me:
So i went up to him
Loki:
Yeees…
Me:
And uh…
Uh…
I stabbed him 37 times in the chest
All caps:
WTF!!!!!!
Sexy butterfly:
^^^
Sonic:
^^^
Loki:
Caaaarl!
That kills people
Sleeping bag:
Hah lol
Sonic:
I know you're apathetic shouta
But someone died
You should not be ok with it
Me:
Oh…
Oh wow…
I…
I…
I didn’t know that
Loki:
How could you not know that
Sexy butterfly:
^^^
All caps:
^^^
Sonic:
^^^
Me:
yeah…
I'm in the wrong here
I suuuck
Sleeping bag:
Hah
Sexy butterfly:
You shouldn't laugh at others problems sho
All caps:
YEAH!
Loki:
What happened to his hands
Sonic:
what
Me:
What's that?
Loki:
His hands
why…
Why are they missing
Sonic:
WHAT
Sexy butterfly:
THE
All caps:
FUCK
Me:
Well…
I…
Uh…
Sleeping bag:
Cant you guys react differently
Sexy butterfly:
How?
Sleeping bag:
Idk laugh or something
Sexy butterfly:
Literally how are you this apathetic
All caps:
I KNOW
AND I HAVE TO LIVE WITH HIM
Sonic:
I feel sorry for you
Me:
I kind of cooked them up
And…
Ate them
All caps:
HAH
There happy sho
Sleeping bag:
Yes very
Loki:
Caaaarl
Me:
Well…
I…
I was hungry
Sonic:
But actually
WTF
Me:
And well…
You know…
When…
When you crave hands…
Thats
Loki:
Why on earth would you do that
All caps:
^^^
Sonic:
^^^
Sexy butterfly:
^^^
Me:
I was hungry for hands
Give me a break
Loki:
Caaaaaarl
Me:
My stomach was making the rumblies
Loki:
Caarl
Me:
That only hands would satisfy
Sexy butterfly:
Im just speechless
Loki:
What is wrong with you carl
All caps:
EXACTLY
Sonic:
^^^
Me:
Well I
I kill people and I eat hands
That’s
That's two things
Sleeping bag:
Lol
Sexy butterfly:
That's not supposed to be funny
Loki changed Carl’s name to Brownie
Loki:
Now Brownie, as your first assignment
Who is everyone here
Sonic:
Nedzu that is a bad idea
Me:
Well since sonic replied first
Sonic:
NO
Me:
He’s ingenium
Or tensei iida
Sonic:
Wait how do you know my civilian name
Me:
Wait you didn’t know that the police database was hacked into
All caps:
THE FUCK?
Me:
Oh ok
Well since all caps replied next
All caps:
FUCK
Me:
Hes present mic
Or hizashi yamada
Or should i say aizawa
Sleeping bag:
Wait you know about that
Me:
Well shouta aizawa
it's not hard to find out about your marriage
I did say i hacked into the police database after all
Big fan by the eraserhead
Sleeping bag:
Wait you know my hero identity
Loki:
Of course he does
You are his favourite hero after all
Sexy butterfly:
Wait sho has 2 fans?
Sonic:
He has fans?
Me:
Oh and finally
Sexy butterfly:
NO
Me:
Sexy butterfly is midnight
Or nemuri kayama
Loki:
Great job cub
But you never said my name
Me:
I've literally met you in person Nedzu
All caps:
OH FUCK NO
IM OUT
All caps went offline
Sexy butterfly:
Same
Sexy butterfly went offline
Sonic:
^^^
Sonic went offline
Sleeping bag:
Yeah i cant deal with this anymore
Great prank btw
Me:
Thx
Sleeping bag went offline
Loki:
That was fun
(:
Me:
Yep
(:
Brownie went offline
Loki went offline
Cop jk not:
What happened
My phone was vibrating like crazy
WTF
Cop jk not went offline