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It’s dinner time again with Mr. Tenna’s Marvelous Mystery Board™ TV Time® Brand TV Dinners! Just heat, eat, and be amazed! What a meal!
Guaranteed* to contain absolutely no people! Or people-adjacent materials! Or anything that could theoretically hatch into people if you, say, left it under a heat lamp for a while! Haha! Why are you asking that? That's kind of a specific concern, pal.
Maybe you’re the one putting weird things in the TV Dinners. Did you ever think about that? Did ya? Did ya? No! You didn't! Think a little harder next time! Now shut your trap and eat your slop! EAT IT!
(*Guarantee void in Dark Worlds outside of TV World.)
©1975–1999 Mr. Tenna Food Laboratories, a division of T.V. Holdings, Ltd. All rights reserved.
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