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1. Meow! by Ash_is_here for Bradleysass

   Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   24 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Coat Guy/Wireface (No I'm not a Human)
   • Cold | Coat Guy/Foreigner | Wireface (No I'm not a Human)
   • Coat Guy (No I'm not a Human)
   • Wireface (No I'm not a Human)
   • Orange Cat (No I'm not a Human)
   • so they fuck
   • Like thats really it i dont know what to tell you
   • Biting
   • Biting Kink
   • Blood Kink
   • Making Out
   • but add blood because they're freaky like that
   • Many holes mentioned in the fic anf you'll never know which ones unless you read it
   • Fingers in Mouth
   • why is that not a tag
   • Praise Kink
   • because wireface is a service top and all he wants to see is coat guy feel good
   • but he throws some degradation in it too
   • not like Coat guy knows
   • hes too busy getting his holes touched in 3 different ways
   • Dirty Talk
   • but in Atbash cypher bc its wireface
   • Sexual Overstimulation
   • Coat guy whines and i will die on this hill
   • Spit As Lube
   • Begging
   • the sexual kind in case it was not obvious
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • idk how to tag the fact that cocks get stroked in this fic so
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • coat guy is a bit of a brat and demands things but immediately after gets shy
   • Dacryphilia
   • Language Barrier
   • i have a love-hate relationship with language barrier because i have to figure out how to make them communicate
   • these two over here using made up signs to communicate during sex
   • Post-Coital Cuddling
   • i almost clicked the ptsd tag
   • wireface genuinely cant keep his hands to himself and is always touching coat guy's face
   • Forced Orgasm
   • but not in a bad way
   • in a good way
   • wireface just wants coat guy to feel good
   • no beta reader we die like the neighbor
   • Improper Use of Coat Guy's Stomach Hole (No I'm not a Human)
   • now thats my favorite tag in all of this
   • Human Coat guy
   • i just cant kill off the sexy foreigner
   • and neither can coat guy
   • sexy foreigner fucks cold emo
   • Couch Sex
   • Couch Cuddles
   • The tags are not in order
   • References to Canon
   • the cat ships them
   • its me i am the cat
   • i wrote this in uni instead of following the lecture
   • Bottom!Coat guy
   • Top!Wireface

   Summary

   Coat guy falls asleep on the couch, Cat goes to find Wireface.

   Series

   • Part 2 of No im not a human
   • Part 2 of Wirecoattag shenanigans

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   5,250

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

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