No im not a human
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The sun is burning everything. People are emerging from the underground. Wireface has a crush. A closet is empty.
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- Part 1 of No im not a human
- Part 1 of Wirecoattag shenanigans
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Coat guy falls asleep on the couch, Cat goes to find Wireface.
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- Part 2 of No im not a human
- Part 2 of Wirecoattag shenanigans
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Of chattering teeth & comforters by Ash_is_here for Bradleysass
Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)
09 Nov 2025
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Homeowner does his daily rounds when Nun and Suit guy start complaining about some noise. Somehow he ends up with Wireface and Coat guy in his bed.
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- Part 3 of No im not a human
- Part 3 of Wirecoattag shenanigans
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That one time in the bathroom by Ash_is_here for Bradleysass
Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)
03 Jan 2026
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It's rare for Coat guy to just take the lead like that, still Wireface is not complaining. "R orpv rg dsvm blf gzpv xlmgilo..." Coat guy pushes Wireface against the door once they're inside the bathroom, hands grabbing his hips and lips back on his in the matter of seconds. "Tlw, R drhs blf'w ufxp nv zoivzwb..."
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- Part 4 of No im not a human
- Part 4 of Wirecoattag shenanigans
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Rental Agreements. by Ash_is_here for Bradleysass
Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)
22 Dec 2025
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It takes Homeowner a full minute of standing in front of the kitchen door psyching himself up before actually going inside. The neighbor's daughter looks up at Homeowner like she expects her father to walk in instead before going back to shuffling and playing with Fortune teller's tarot cards, her eyes still red from crying.
"We've yet to finalize an appropriate rental agreement." Armchair lawyer guy materializes in front of Homeowner and he has to refrain from turning around, leaving the room and walking out into the scorching sun.
"…And how do I do that exactly?" Homeowner asks, not even bothering to hide how annoyed he is.
"Uhm, do you mean to tell me you don't even have the requisite paperwork on hand? Then… I suggest you find a notary and procure them, hm? Tsk, honestly."
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Armchair lawyer guy insists one too many times about rental agreements. Coat guy intervenes.
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- Part 5 of No im not a human
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It's exam season for Wireface and Coat guy. Coat guy has to revise an exam he has to retake and Wireface decides to help out, with an unexpcted turn.
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- Part 6 of No im not a human