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1. A Hellhound And A Fallen Angel Walk Into A Bar by lightyearpig

   Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   31 Oct 2025

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   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Loona (Helluva Boss) & Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Blitzo & Loona (Helluva Boss)
   • Blitzo & Loona & Millie & Moxxie (Helluva Boss)
   • Charlie Magne | Morningstar/Vaggie
   • Alastor & Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Husk & Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Angel Dust & Husk (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Loona (Helluva Boss)
   • Charlie Magne | Morningstar
   • Lucifer Magne | Morningstar
   • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Husk (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Blitzo (Helluva Boss)
   • Moxxie (Helluva Boss)
   • Millie (Helluva Boss)
   • Stolas Goetia
   • Original Hazbin Hotel Character(s)
   • Loona is Bad at Feelings (Helluva Boss)
   • Loona Needs a Hug (Helluva Boss)
   • Vaggie is So Done (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Vaggie Needs A Hug (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Cinnamon Roll Charlie Magne | Morningstar
   • Alastor and Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Do Not Get Along
   • Alastor and Lucifer Magne | Morningstar Bickering
   • Alastor Being a Jerk (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Alastor Rage-Baiting Lucifer
   • Walk Into A Bar
   • Bar Room Brawl
   • Drunkenness
   • Loona and Vaggie getting hammered together
   • Mentioned Niffty (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Mentioned Adam (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Mentioned Lute (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Mentioned Carmilla Carmine (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Caring Husk (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Non-Sexual Nudity
   • Post-Episode: s02e12 Sinsmas (Helluva Boss)
   • Post-Episode: s01e08 The Show Must Go On (Hazbin Hotel)
   • Gluttony Ring (Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss)
   • Mentioned Beelzebub (Helluva Boss)
   • Mentioned Satan (Helluva Boss)
   • Canon-Typical Behavior
   • Sharing Clothes
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Bonding
   • Female Bonding
   • Bonding through Violence
   • Charlie Kirk (Political Activist) Assassination
   • I.M.P may have been hired to kill him
   • Originally Posted on FanFiction.Net
   • Cross-Posted on FanFiction.Net
   • Cross-Posted on deviantArt
   • Platonic Cuddling
   • Scars

   Summary

   Vaggie wants some time away from the Hotel for a bit. Loona had a stressful day at work. When these two grouchy girls cross paths at a shady bar, they get off on the wrong foot and sparks start to fly. But what if they were more alike than either of them realized?

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