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1. i despise my rotten mind (and how much it worships you) by mywideeyedgayze

   Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   13 Dec 2025

   Tags

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   • Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri
   • Lando Norris
   • Oscar Piastri
   • Max Fewtrell
   • Formula 1 Drivers
   • Social Media
   • Texting
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Formula 1 Driver Lando Norris
   • Formula 1 Driver Oscar Piastri
   • Oblivious Oscar Piastri
   • i mean VERY oblivious its actually painful
   • Lando Norris in Love
   • pathetically
   • Humor
   • Angst
   • Fluff
   • Insecurity
   • Title from an Olivia Rodrigo Song
   • Mixed Media
   • Sweet Lando Norris
   • No Smut
   • because i cringe every time i try to write it
   • Idiots in Love
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Twitter
   • Pining
   • Love Confessions
   • basically i was just upset about the impending landoscar divorce and so this is the product
   • Jealousy
   • Jealous Oscar Piastri
   • There Was Only One Bed
   • when i said they were idiots in love i meant IDIOTS
   • max fewtrell is funny and i love him
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • except take that with a grain of salt
   • because lando is in love at first sight
   • no beta we die like landoscar's friendship after abu dhabi 2025
   • so it actually ends up gets way angstier than i expected
   • It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better

   Summary

   Flash. Click. The shot captured them mid-laugh, eyes locked - Oscar’s expression soft and unguarded, Lando’s relaxed and carefree.

   It looked real. Too real.

   “Brilliant, lads!” PR said. “We’ll send the relevant pictures to you two to post, alright?”

   Lando leant back into his seat, muttering, “Brilliant, huh? Guess we’re good at pretending.”

   Oscar glanced at him, still caught off guard.

   “Yeah,” he says quietly. “Guess we are.”

   The next day, the picture hit Instagram.

   ***

   AKA Oscar thinks Lando hates him. Lando is secretly in love the entire time. They fake date to clean up a PR nightmare. It doesn't quite go as anyone expects.

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