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1. let's all go to the lobby by phoenixdowned

   Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Caelus/Dan Heng (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Caelus (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Dan Heng (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Version 2.0 Trailblaze Mission: The Sound and the Fury (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Version 3.6 Trailblaze Mission: Back to Earth in Evernight (Honkai: Star Rail)
   • Canon Compliant
   • Angst and Humor
   • Sexual Tension
   • Clothed Sex
   • Frottage
   • Awkward Sex
   • Blow Jobs
   • Parlor Car Sex
   • when you're in a yearning competition and your opponent is Dan Heng

   Summary

   Thwarted by nontransferable hotel reservations wasn't exactly the stuff of Trailblazing legend. It didn't make for a great beginning. It made for a worse ending. Even Akivili would have tsked at such a bland turn of events.

   But that wasn't why Caelus was in the running for Worst Nameless Ever.

   –

   _{(Do you remember, ███ ████?)}

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