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1. Lessons in Ladylike Behaviour (by an eight foot Alien) by XenoTatts

   Fandoms: Aliens vs Predators Series - Various Authors, Predator Original Series (1987-1990), Predators (2010), The Predator (2018), Alien vs Predator (Movies), Predator: Killer of Killers (Movie 2025), Predator: Badlands (2025), Predator: Hunting Grounds (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   16 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Yautja (Predator)/Original Female Character(s)
   • Yautja (Predator)/Reader
   • Yautja (Predator)/Original Character(s)
   • Male Yautja (Predator)/Original Female Character(s)
   • Male Yautja (Predator)/Reader
   • Yautja (Predator) & Original Character(s)
   • Original Male Yautja Character(s) (Predator)/Reader
   • Original Yautja Character(s) (Predator)/Reader
   • Yautja (Predator)/You
   • Yautja (Predator)/Original Human Character(s)
   • Yautja (Predator) & Reader
   • Original Male Yautja Character(s) (Predator) & Original Female Character(s)
   • Yautja (Predator)
   • Male Yautja (Predator)
   • Original Male Yautja Character(s) (Predator)
   • Elder Yautja (Predator)
   • Original Yautja Character(s) (Predator)
   • Clan Leader (Predator)
   • Yautja (Predator) - Freeform
   • Predator/Prey
   • Smut
   • Eventual Smut
   • Idiots in Love
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Alien Abduction
   • Abduction
   • Slow Burn
   • Slow Romance
   • Alien Sex
   • Alien Culture
   • Alien/Human Relationships
   • Stupidity
   • Monsterfucking | Teratophilia
   • Monsterfucker
   • Human/Monster Romance
   • She gives him blowjobs
   • He gives her headaches
   • M/F
   • No Use of Y/N for Reader-Insert
   • None Of That Y/N Shit
   • Interspecies Relationship(s)
   • Interspecies Sex
   • Angst
   • Eventual Romance
   • Elder Yautja with borderline personality disorder
   • I am finishing this fic one way or another
   • I promise
   • Rescue Missions
   • Lizards core
   • This Yautja starts off as weird and ends up calm as a sheep
   • I Don't Even Know
   • Why Did I Write This?
   • of course I wrote this
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
   • References to Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
   • Greek main character
   • Lipsi
   • I <3 Lipsi

   Summary

   Alki just wanted to fish in peace and not think about work.
   Instead, she gets stuck with an alien warlord who thinks she’s uncivilized, inappropriate, and… strangely difficult to ignore. He corrects her posture. She tells him to shut up. She watches. He pretends not to notice. They clash. A lot. They circle each other like neither of them is willing to admit why. And then, just when things start to feel less like a fight.. he disappears.

   Taken.

   And suddenly Alki’s the one breaking into places she shouldn’t even know exist, chasing down answers she definitely shouldn’t care about.
   Which is weird. Because she doesn’t care..

   (Reworked summary because I'm continuing this fic, and I've finally figured out the plot:D)

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