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Don't Do it, M*@F%#r: A Love Story in Four Letter Words by cakeisnotpie
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Chris Evans Movies)
26 Nov 2025
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Summary
Bucky Barnes just wanted to work his crappy little desk job, go home to his tiny apartment, and live life on his own terms. Too bad his office is in Stark Tower where the villain of the week drops in to screw everything up followed by that guy in the spangled tights with the sharp cheekbones and killer abs. If Bucky's life is about to get up-ended, he's going to cuss as much as he wants and take a shot at that ass. And maybe, he'll find exactly what he's been looking for.
My first Shrunkyclinks modern Bucky Barnes meets Captain America fic, and it's packed with all the tropes that would fit. If you like your Bucky Barnes foul mouthed, sassy, and sexy, and your Steve Rogers a cheeky asshole who loves trolling others, this is the fic for you. Oh, and have some minor sides of good mate Sam Wilson, a Natasha who shows she cares by doing invasive background checks, a Tony who's trauma response is to be a little shit, horny on main Clint, and the dommiest dom of all doms Phil Coulson.