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  1. My Lady Hedgehog by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    19 Dec 2025

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    July 1997. The Order is scrambling, Harry just escaped by the skin of his teeth from the Dursley's, and Hermione Granger has a checklist to finish before they leave school to defeat Voldemort:

    1. Keep Harry Potter breathing.
    2. Hunt down the Horcruxes.
    3. Experience sex (preferably before dying).

    Fred Weasley was calculated to be the variable of least resistance. He was supposed to be a stress-reliever, keeper of secrets, and a one-time thing. But when a tactical retreat turns into months of hiding, that "one-time thing" becomes a lifeline. Hermione realizes that she forgot to account for two things: the undeniable chaos of hormones and even the best laid plans can go awry.

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