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Summary:

a Shane Boston WAGs companion fic to the very wonderful please leave a message.

or: Shane is decidedly not one of the girls.

Notes:

much love to the wonderful Ravenesta. just thought it'd be funny to see the Shane version.

please check out the awesome podfic version and drop some love!

(See the end of the work for other works inspired by this one.)

Chapter 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Marlow

Today, 1:29

Marlow
hey
whats janes number?
carolinas asking
Jane
why?
Marlow
she wants to add her to the wags chat
Jane
what is 'wags'? like a dog?
Marlow
wives and girlfriends
Jane
ohh
yes I will send


🐻 Boston WAGs 🐻

Today 2:15 PM

Carolina added Jane to the conversation
Carolina
Hi Jane! This is Carolina. Welcome!
Alexis
hi! this is alexis :)
Olivia
welcome Jane! I'm Olivia!
Carly
hello ilya's gf hows it hangin??
Jane left the conversation


Lily

Today 2:17 PM

Jane
Hey, so what the fuck?
Lily
what?
Jane
What is this Boston WAGs chat?
Lily
what is 'wags'? like a dog?
Jane
Shut up. You know what I'm talking about
Lily
you are one of the girls
Jane
I literally am not.


🐻 Boston WAGs 🐻

Today 2:18 PM

Carolina added Jane to the conversation
Carolina
Oops! Seems like you got removed. No worries!
Jane left the conversation
Carolina
Sorry ladies. I don't know what's going on


Lily

Today 2:19 PM

Lily
your name is Jane
you are one of the girls. how many times do I need to say it
Jane
I'm going to kill you
Lily
ok
can you suffocate me?
Lily
What?
Lily
I want you to sit on my face. and suffocate me.
a beautiful way to go
you will have to come soon though
hunter's skills... they are so bad... they may kill me first
Jane
I wish this was a group chat so I could leave this conversation too.

Notes:

I promise I write serious heated rivalry stuff too!!