April 3 9:03 AM
- Yuna
- Shane, should we make a family group chat with Ilya?
- Shane
- If you want.
- Yuna
- Of course we want!
- He's part of the family now
- David
- The more the merrier!
- Shane
- Oh, ok. Yeah I can make it.
April 3 10:01 AM
Shane added David, Yuna, and Ilya to the conversation
Shane renamed the conversation Hollander Family and Ilya
- Shane
- Here you go, Mom
- Yuna
- Yay, welcome Ilya! This is Shane's mom
- David
- Welcome!
- This is David
- Ilya
- oh
- hello Hollanders
- David
- We're so excited to get to know you better
- Yuna
- Even if you ARE a Bear 😘
April 3 10:03 AM
- Ilya
- hmm your mother is wrong
- Shane
- What?
- Ilya
- never enough body hair on me to be bear
- Shane
- Jesus Christ.
- Please don't go teaching her those words.
April 3 10:05 AM
- Ilya
- ah, well you know
- will be centaur soon enough
- Yuna
- We apologize for rooting against you in the meantime!
- Ilya
- :(
- Shane
- Oh please
- Ilya
- what??
- Shane
- He's just fishing for sympathy
- Ilya
- will be hard with lifelong montreal fans
- but I will still try
- :,(
- Yuna
- Sorry bud!
- Ilya
- is ok
- eventually you will see who is better son
- David
- Ha ha
April 4 12:21 PM
- Yuna
- Ok, Ilya
- I'm giving Boston permission to beat San Francisco to a pulp
- Shane
- Wow, a rare blessing
- Ilya
- yes ma'am
- anything for you
April 4 6:42 PM
- Ilya
- you are welcome Yuna
- you are welcome Shane
- Shane
- What am I welcome for exactly?
- Ilya
- helping your scruffy team make playoffs
- Shane
- Yeah, thanks.
- Yuna
- He's not wrong
- Shane
- I know, but I'm not going to thank him for doing his JOB.
- Ilya
- he is ungrateful
- I am sorry if he has always been this way
Ilya removed Shane from the conversation
Ilya renamed the conversation Hollander Family minus Shane plus Ilya
Ilya renamed the conversation The Cool Hollanders and Ilya
April 4 7:02 PM
- Shane
- You can't remove me from a chat I ADDED YOU TO
- Ilya
- hmmm
- I think I just did
- Shane
- Add me back, asshole.
April 4 9:10 PM
Ilya added Shane to the conversation
Ilya renamed the conversation The Cool Hollanders and Ilya (and Shane)
- Ilya
- sorry, he was in timeout
- Shane
- "The Cool Hollanders"?
- Ilya
- yes
- Shane
- You've got a lot to learn about my family.
- David
- Wait until you see my Lego collection
- Ilya
- ohh I see
- I get it now
Ilya renamed the conversation The Super Cool Hollanders and Ilya (and Shane)
