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    Ilya Rozanov has a "tiny car accident" (his words). Shane Hollander has a full-scale, system-shutdown panic attack about it. Meanwhile, a horrified Hayden is praying for someone to throw him in a lake and tell him that this is all just a big joke, or maybe for a meteor strike; he is really not picky. J.J., on the other hand, is trying to bleach the image of his sweet captain making out with Ilya fucking Rozanov from his brain.

    It's a very normal day for the Montreal Canadiens.

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    11 Mar 2026

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    hollanov, 8k
    ilya gets into a car accident and shane panics

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    Seven scandals in the life of Ilya Rozanov.

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    11 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    hollanov, 17k
    ilya focus, and his scandals over the years
    amazing characterization of ilya and shane
    ilya's agent pasha being the mvp

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    They have spent ten years keeping their relationship a secret.

    They’re careful about it.
    They follow the rules.
    They never let it slip.

    Or so they think.

    And then the Centaurs' plane crashes and suddenly the secrets don't really matter.

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    09 Mar 2026

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    Hollanov, 11k
    Alternative plane Crash, different centaurs pov
    Very sweet
    Em rec

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    The problem is, no one knows how to market Ilya Rozanov's (in his own words) sexy Euro masculinity to an audience of white straight men.

    He needs the best. And if it happens to be his secret lover’s mother who despises his very existence, so be it.


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    See? That is what I need. Do not care that you are not professional. You are best
    This is Ilya Rozanov

    Yuna

    This is a fucking joke, right?

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    05 Mar 2026

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    Ilya & Yuna, 6k
    Very sweet texting fic, Ilya asks Yuna to be his brand manager

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    “Hollander’s Metros have had a challenging few years, with back-to-back knee injuries and a concussion keeping the two-time Stanley Cup winner and Olympic gold medalist off the ice for three consecutive postseason runs. Hollander is apparently back to fighting trim, but everyone’s wondering if that will still be true come April. The Metros have promised that they’re behind their franchise star one hundred percent, but there are signs they might be hedging their bets. The Metros announced last week that they have penned a deal with San Francisco’s dynamic young Russian star, center Ilya Rozanov. The move has sent shockwaves through MLH, as San Francisco was widely expected to sign a contract extension with Rozanov, who became a restricted free agent in June.”

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    02 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Hollanov, 61k
    Shane is older, and Ilya gets traded to the metros
    incredible characterization, funny and amazing