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1. Don't Touch My Hair! by Nobodys_King

   Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   24 Dec 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Taylor Hebert | Skitter | Weaver
   • Sophia Hess | Shadow Stalker
   • Emma Barnes (Parahumans)
   • Alec | Regent
   • Lisa Wilbourn | Tattletale
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Bar Room Brawl
   • (wait does that say bar or bath?)
   • Concussions
   • (and their ill-effects on the timeline)
   • Bisexual Taylor Hebert | Skitter | Weaver

   Summary

   Taylor usually grins and bears through whatever inane crap the Trio throw at her: ruin her homework? Whatever, just have two copies. Spill stuff in her hair? Not whatever, but it can be washed out easily enough at home.
   But try to cut her hair?
   Now she's got a problem, and one that she just has to fix with Taylor Hebert Escalation™, honest!

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   Or,
   The devil on Taylor's shoulder: "Are you tired of being nice. Don't you just want to go ape shitt?
   Taylor: "Hmmmmm... You've never lead me wrong before, comical devil of necessity on my shoulder... Fine."
   The devil: cheers so hard it explodes.

   Language:

   English

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