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1. i'm like a lawyer (me & you) by golbrocklovely

   Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   19 Mar 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Dan Howell/Phil Lester
   • Dan Howell & Phil Lester
   • Dan Howell
   • Dan Howell's Family
   • Phil Lester
   • Original Characters
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Closeted Dan Howell
   • Alternate Universe
   • Smut
   • Angst
   • Family Drama
   • Internalized Homophobia
   • Homophobic Language
   • at times - Freeform
   • Additional Warnings In Author's Note
   • Fake Marriage
   • inspired by dinok
   • Angst with a Happy Ending
   • Dan Howell and Phil Lester Are Soulmates
   • Dan Howell Is Not A YouTuber
   • Lawyer Dan Howell
   • Minor Character Death

   Summary

   Dan is 32, working as a paralegal while still in school to become a lawyer, and closeted. On a trip to Vegas, he gets incredibly drunk and blacks out, not remembering much other than a blond man and Elvis. A month goes by, and in the mail arrives the surprise of his life.

   A marriage certificate. Signed by Dan.

   And Phil.

   His ex boyfriend from over a decade ago.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   35,790

   Chapters:

   14/14

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